SquareGoat

Bob the barn owner from Bagel village. An Essential tutorial NPC, typical of any game. One fine morning, Bob gains sentience and begins to question his immortal humanity.

Immersion Online. A Virtual Reality Massively Multiplayer Open World Role-Playing Game (VRMMORPG) that took the continent of Asia by storm.

In that game, nobody expected a certain tutorial NPC would dominate the meta.

Follow the adventures of Bob on his journey to discover just what he really is and laugh along with his shenanigans.

Just a heads-up, this is a gag novel so if you laugh you lose.

If you have anything to say to me personally, send me a DM on discord at Goat#9660

Essential NPC with a Chicken

Dragged along on a trip to nowhere, Balding-Man couldn't be more annoyed. Although he wished he could break away from the woman and her restraints, that was merely it. It was a wish since he couldn't.

'Tsk… The gap between players and named NPCs is still too wide.'

He couldn't win against the tower master.

"Struggling? Heh, it's a simple spell, but quite unbreakable."

Nira didn't even bother looking back at him as she brought him with her using restraining magic. Of course, she had a smug grin which Balding-Man knew was plastered on her face due to her slightly snickering.

She's just toying with me, Balding-Man thought. This display of absolute power made it clear that she was never serious in their little scuffle a month ago, merely using a percentage of her capabilities.

"Well then, we've arrived… And what is this?"

Speed Demon