My System Is Shameless

"Young Master please have mercy on me".

"What are you talking about I haven't done anything yet!!".

"Bu..But Young Master...Those eyes of yours look scary.....".

"Fuck!!!....I was born with such eyes....*sigh* looks like you finally realised your mistake".

"Yes young master ... I was the one who mixed the dog shit in your food".

"Fuck ... *blech* , that's why the meal tasted a bit like shit and I thought it was my imagination".

".....Young Master , have you tasted shit before ?".

"Lin Fan....You and I are incorrigible in this life". *Heavy breathing and panting noises*

"But Young Master You even praised me for bringing you such a meal and also rewarded me for it".

"Lin Fan.....Fuck your Mom!!"

"Yeah that's exactly the reason I came to life Young master".

"Guards beat this thing shit"

"Young master, not only you ate shit but also speak shit now...but young master I am your only guard".

"Lin Fan you are so despicable".

*ding* You gain 500 points.

(Sorry bro it's not my fault. My syatem is too despicable)