Snack run
"RING""RING""RING"
Yeah the fuck you want man it's not even close to the time to go, it's like 9am.
Yeah I know just calling to make sure you got me sum snac-
"BEEP"
Stupid ass bitch really called me fo that shit.
"RING""RING""RING"
WHAT?!
Ayy calm down foo it was a joke I actually called to see what dress you would like to see me in.
Man I fucken hate you.
That was a joke to so don't hang up, ok I actually called to see what time you coming at.
Couldn't it had wait it barely 9am and we both agreed on 10pm.
Yeah but I just wanted to know.
Man I'll be there around 7pm so we can get the shit we need, so bye then
Wait damn nigga the fuck, like why you so horny to hang up.
Cuz I got things to do now bye.
Ight fine bye, love you nigga
Man can't you go one day with no gay shit.
"BEEP"
Man I don't even feel like going, but anything for the grind I guess. I'm still tired, fuck breakfast I'm going to bed.
"BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP"
Man fucken alarm it's only ... shit I gotta go
"CreEeeEeaAaaaAK"
"BEEP""BEEP"
Shit visiting hours is almost over and I still gotta pluck sum flowers.
"VROOOOOOOOM"
(when does this shit end around 6 and it's already 5 and shit I'm hungry)
"BEEP""BEEP"
Yeah hey I'm here to visit someone.
Oh hey Daniel, I already know who for so go right ahead.
Thanks.
(Man I so fucken hungry after this I'm go get sum to eat)
"CREEAK"
Hey mom how you been, oh yeah I the only one who can do the talking Hehe. So I hope you been good. (even tho you in a coma) well for me its been good and I already have enough to pay the medical bills. Oh and here I brought you some flowers. It's from your garden and don't worry mom I've been taking care of your plants. Well get better now I'm gonna get going now visiting hours are almost over so bye mom love you.
"CREEAK"
Have a nice day
Yeah you to( why'd I skip breakfast fuck, now I'm hungry, should I just buy some snacks or a hole ass meal, I don't even think I have Enough tho)
"BEEP""BEEP"
"VROOOOOOOOOOOM"
I'll just go to a gas station I guess.
"Beep""Boop"
Welcome
(Shit I only have 10 bucks on me, I guess it's time fo some illegal shit. I'll probably get two bags of chips and some drinks and just boo gang the rest of what I want. Ight I'll pocket the fruit snacks and the hot fries.)
Will this be all.
Yeah
Your total comes out to $7 and 96 cents. Will this be cash or credit
Cash
Alright and would you like to donate to kids in need
No not really
Ok and would you like your receipt
Nah, I'm good
Wait excuse me sir what is that bulging out your pocket?
Ayy thats gay, it's what I'm packen, I'll whip it out if you want to see so bad.
What no, Just take what you got in your poc-
BOO GANG SHIT!
HEY GET BACK HERE SOMEONE STOP HIM!
"BEEP""BEEP" "VROOOOOOOOOOOOM"
Shit, and I thought i was slick. Good thing I got out that hoe before I could get stopped. Ight it's 6:48 guess it time to head over to bitch boys granny's house.
"Ring""Ring""Ring"
Ay I'm coming over right now so get ready.
Ight, so where we going fo our date.
Pause, no mo gay jokes please.
Ight fine, but hurry up man I'm bored.
Ok and I should care why.
Man, nigga you mean as hell.
Coo, Ight bye bitch I gotta go.
Ight fine wait did you bring sum snac-
"BEEP"
Same fucken question. (Shit and I did bring snacks. I should hide them before his fat ass sees them.)
Author's message: alright so real quick I'm sorry about the spelling errors, I already fixed most of them but most of it is just slang like saying is instead of are. I write like this cause this is how everybody talks where I used to live. Well for now on I'll try to not mess up and I'll try posting one page everyday.