The stake out

"KNOCK""KNOCK"

Who is it?

Who the fuck do you think it is nigga, Slim Shady?

Honestly, I was hoping for Kanye.

Man shut up and just let me in.

K k.

"CREEAAAAAK"

so you ready fo our date.

One mo gay joke and I swear I'll cut you.

Oh sowwwwy didn't know it was that time of month fo you.

Die, nigga let's stop clownen, we got shit to do.

Ight fine, what do we gotta do.

Well first we gotta prep fo the steak out. All we really need is sum food, which I already got and sum to see what's going on.

So basically binoculars, well I think I have sum so wait here I'll go get them.

Ight, but hurry up I want to leave like right now.

K

(Man this nigga gonna bring sum stupid shit I know it.)

Ight I got it come look.

(I fucken called it.) The fuck is this?

What, it's what you wanted right?

Nigga you on some silly shit I ain't say bring out the

McDonald's happy meal spy kit. The fuck we gonna do with that.

Pff spy on them duh.

Man let's just go and don't bring that shit

I'm bringing it just in case.

Do what you want but hurry up you fat bitch.

Man I'm not even fat.

Just shut up and go.

"CREEAAAAK"

"BEEP""BEEP"

Soo uhhh you come here often?

Nigga this my car, just shut up and give me directions.

Ight take this right then you mean bitch. Keep going straight fo about 2 miles then take a left and then the house should be on the left.

Ight

Ohhh past me the aux.

Okay, but don't play trash.

I got you.

"Remember the times we had the times that you and me had, reme-"

Bro what is this like I know you tone deaf, but the fuck?

What do you mean? Its fire.

Gimme back the fucken aux.

No wait give me one mo chance, we only got like three minutes till we get there so that's enough time fo one song.

Fine, but if it's garbage.

Trust me man.

" just shot at a black man and took his shoesss, customize my AR like it black ops two, just scammed a white kid out of some gorilla glue,

Okay okay I'm feeling it.

I told you.

I don't want to fuck this bitch she smell like Popo, just shot at a black man it wa-"

Oh we hear nigga.

Ight where you gonna park?

Just right next to the house. Wait a minute nigga ain't this military housing?

Pffff I don't know.

Man you so fucken dumb that's why they got all these guns and shit. Where did you even hear that these niggas got guns?

Calm down and I heard it from a friend.

Ight fine, let's just get ready to watch when these fuckers or fucker get home.

[Slang]

Ight l

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And make sure you count how many people they is.

K k

And-

Yeah yeah man I get it, Ima take a nap so you keep watch.

Okay that's cool your kinda useless any ways.

Damn, well good night nigga, ohh and did you know it's important to kiss the homies good night.

Go to bed faggot.

(Shit it already 10 and nobody home or maybe they been home, no there's no cars out front I'll just keep watching .)

(11 and still nothing and that bitch ass nigga Jason still sleep.)

"VROOOOOOM"

(Oh shit is that someone, yeah they pulling up into the driveway and it looks like it just one nigga. He alright looking so probably no kids and he definitely gotta be military pulling up at 1am and shit)

Ayyyyyy bitch wake up someone here.

Huh.

WAKE UP YOU BIG BITCH!

K k nigga, like damn I'm awake.

Look it only looks like one guy and he pulled up exactly at 1:20.

Ok cool.

Man why did I bring you?

Cuz you love me, ohh and is that all?

No we still gotta see what time this nigga leaves so you take watch now I'm tired.

Ight

Don't go back to sleep like pretty please nigga.

K k I know I'll keep watch and where the snacks.

In the glove compartment, now good night

Wait don't you mean potato compartment

Sure whate- wait no the fuck who calls it that, you know whatever I don't care GOODNIGHT.

Fine go to bed then. Let's so what I'm working with then. This nigga got a pretty nice car so I guess he is military then and knowing the military he probably only gets like an hour of sleep. He probably leave by 9 or sum.

This shit is boring it only 3 and nothings happened, wait the fuck is that.