The Great Demon Turd

He was in the middle of a magnificent city. He had never seen anything like that before, it made him feel like he was in another world... oh wait, he was in another world. The streets were filled with people and beasts alike. Some people had armor, some had axes some had swords. And the beasts were just as diverse, ranging from small colorful birds to vicious-looking snakes, to gigantic golems. Set, amazed looked around before hastily summoning his Crimson Curse. As he wasn't planning on doing any evil, it didn't matter if he wore his plate mask or Crimson Curse.

"Okay, first things first, I need to kill some low-level Demon beasts". The main currency in the celestial planes were coins from copper to silver, and then to gold, and the other was beast cores. Any novice in the celestial planes was handed 100 copper coins and 20 low-level Demon beast cores, stored in their wristwatches, which also acts as a badge that shows what class they are in.

But the contrast between the two was like that of black and white. If you were to swap coins for a low-level demon beast core, you would need 100 copper coins for only 1 Demon grade core. And that was because the other use of beast cores was to upgrade one's innate abilities and also to make celestial weapons.

He went to one of the help centers, which was a few meters away from the teleporter to ask around. "Hello sir, how may I be of service?" asked one of the attendants. "Yeah, I wanted to buy a map?" With a smile on his face, the attendant said "You came to the right place kid" Then he brought out three maps. "So which one do you want kid? The first map is a map that will show you the ins and outs of this shelter, the second will show you where the hot spots for hunting are. And the last one will show you both with much... much greater detail" said the attendant, "I'll take the one which shows both".

At that, the attendant grinned, "That would be 100 gold coins" The man said those words as though they had no weight, as though their meaning had been inconsequential. But it was an incomparable sum of money to Set's ears. 100 copper coins were equivalent to 1 silver coin, while 100 silver coins were equal to 1 gold coin. Knowing this, knowing that the Set was just a lousy Demon hunter, the lowest of the lows, shown on his wristwatch, given to him by the attendant at the counter next to the teleporter with coins and cores, the attendant still asked for such a high price.

"What the?! Are you crazy? Can't you see that I'm a Demon hunter?!"Set was furious, even though he was given a starter package of 100 copper coins and 20 demon cores if everyone were fuckin' rip-offs like this dush... Then he was screwed. "What? is 100 gold coins a lot? I guess you aren't from a wealthy family. Listen, kid, if you can't afford it then scram," said the attendant. Set was furious, but he knew he couldn't do anything about it. After gritting his teeth for a moment, he asked again, "Okay, what about the one that just shows the hot spots?"

"That would be 100 silver coins," Set was just about ready to roast the man before he heard the system's plane voice.

[Host, would you like to copy the map?]

'Copy the map Huu... Gee let me think... OF COURSE, I WANT YOU TO COPY IT!

[Okay]

Then after half a minute, the system spoke again.

[Done]

Hearing the system, Set was ecstatic! But thinking of how the attendant had almost scammed him, he couldn't help but yell out, "SUCK MY BALLS!" But, before the attendant could get angry, Set shot two red balls of fire at the attendant. The attendant looking at the fireballs was stunned. But before the balls could hit their target they were stopped by a shield.

The shield was one meter long and half a meter wide. It was brown in color with different runes inscribed to make it stronger. After stopping the fireballs, the shield was placed to the side to expose a giant of a man. The man was two meters tall and was built like a tank. He emitted a powerful pressure, at least in relation to the Set's own presence. The man was wearing a celestial armor and styling a long sword on his waist, the same color as his shield, indicating that they were a set. The celestial armor was the standard uniform for the shelter guards, reinforced with the beast cores. But because he won the grand battle of the shelter, as a prize, he was rewarded with the defense-increasing runes, which subsequently turned his celestial armor, sword, and shield brown.

"I'm going to need you to come with me," said the man with a stern tone. "Come with you? Did I do something wrong?" Set felt the pressure coming from the guy, and it wasn't light. "Okay ... Okay, but I just want to say one thing to that despicable excuse for a human being," he said, referring to the attendant. Well, to be more accurate, he pointed to the maps. "I will destroy you" Then he blasted his newly acquired hell flames at the maps, causing them to catch fire.

After he had accomplished his goal, Set did his usual 'I'm just passing by' act and made a run for it. "My merchandise! Well, what are you waiting for? Get him!" said the attendant. Set just starting to run a second ago, was now in total 'I don't want to get caught' mode. A measly 3 meters away was the guard in hot pursuit.

"Stop! or face the consequences." Set hearing this was sort of feeling bad because he already got the map, the last act of 'sucking my balls' was just to piss off the attendant. But this guard was pursuing him... and after a while, he was getting more irritated than anything else. "I promise I'm going to let you catch me. It's just that I really need to go to the bathroom"

After saying that, Set fired a few fireballs which the guard easily blocked. But now the guard was getting tired of the sherried. Wanting to put a stop to it he made his final warning.

"Hey! If you don't stop right now, I'm going to be forced to use deadly force" And of course, after hearing that Set's pace increased. "I warned you, little brat!" The guard stood still, and after a few seconds, he slammed the bottom of the shield on the ground as he shouted," SHOCK WAVE!" The earth shook, and as if it were trembling in pain. The shook traveled forward, following Set.

"So he's using his innate ability Huu... and it seems to be related to vibrations." Even before the chase began, quite a large number of people had come out to witness the dispute. But when they saw the guard using his innate ability, they were both shocked and excited.

Then one of the enthusiastic bystanders said, "Isn't that Hifumi, who is the fifth place in the grand battle of the shelter?"

"Yeah, it is! I also heard how he ranked fifth in the demon division of the grand battle of the shelter". Hifumi, hearing people say his name with such praise, boosted his confidence and quietly said, "Thanks kid. I wanted to be in the spotlight again, but I never could, but now, because of you, they are going to know my name forever." After saying that, he followed loudly, saying, "Hear that boy? In the grand battle of the shelter, I won fifth place. So any attempt to fight back is futile. I'm not going to let you hurt the people of this shelter."

A glint flashed in Set's eyes. 'He wants to use me as his stepping stone to his rise in fame. Well, I guess there's just one thing left to do.' Then, with a smile on his face, he summoned his cursed flames. He focused his cursed flames in his right hand and his hell flames in his left. Then, just before the shock wave reached him, he turned around and slammed his hands on the ground. Dispersing the shock with one of his own. The crowd was shocked, they couldn't believe their eyes.

"The kid just countered the attack!

"Yeah, and I'm pretty sure this kid is a noob!"

"Wait! Is that really Hifumi? Or is that kid the first placer in the grand battle of the Demon hunters?"

"NO.NO.NO ... the man's inherent skill is ice."

Hifumi was just as flabbergasted as everyone else. "You really won 5th place in the battle of the shelter. "Damn, I was really on guard, but it turns out you're a piece of crap. If everyone's as garbage as you are, then I suppose I don't have anything to worry about. I should never have put trash like you in my eyes. And to think you got 5th place. But, really? Tell me how you did it. Did you pay off your opponents or the judges? No matter, you and your pathetic powers are no match for me".

"Disgrace."

Hifumi listening to Set, burned with pure hate. At that moment, he just wanted to do one thing. And that was to rip Set limb from limb!

"I'm going to kill you, Bastard!" But just before Hifumi could strike, he was stopped by a string of provoking words.

"Why don't you stop, you brown turd". After Set said that, another wave of laughter began. "Brown... Brown Turd!" But the laughter didn't stop there. One of the bystanders looking at Hifumi's wretched face and his stature, yelled, "Look at the guy, he looks like a demon... He's a Demon Turd!"

Set hearing this encouraged by saying, "Yes, random bystander, he does look like a Demon Turd." After that, another round of laughter filled the air.

Listening to people laughing at him, Hifumi... I mean, the brown turd... I mean the demon turd, dropped his shield and pulled out his sword. Pointing the tip at Set, he ran with uncontainable blood lust, and when he was just two feet away from Set, Set pointed his palms and unleashed the full might of his flames. One blue and one red blasted in the direction of the demon turd. Due to rage, the demon turd was not able to dodge or defend either of them. It was a direct blow, but since D.turd was wearing the celestial armor, the damage sustained was negligible.

"Listen, I don't have time to waste on you, and I just want to go to the bathroom, so... peace out."

Then Set turned to 'GO TO THE BATHROOM' or, to put it in other words, flee. Seeing the man who killed his fame leave, D.turd pursued. "I'm not going to let you escape you son of a bitch!" But before he could get to Set, Set jumped into a teleporter. But just before he left, he gave a finger to D.turd and teleported away.