episode 3

(The episode opens with Spot walking through the hallway)

Spot: How boring, I hope Kanisha is okay (smells) I smell food

(Spot opens the door, while sniffing)

(Spot sees Vanessa, Candace, and the other teens)

(Cut to the living room where Vanessa and her friends are hanging out with Candace.)

Vanessa: So I thought we could watch this foreign art film I found. Le Coeur Noir De Douleur et de la Tristesse Douce.

Dana: Is that the one that's the neo-realistic portrayal of women's angst?

Heather: No, that's the other one. This one is about ennui.

Candace: Don't know if I've seen that one. Is it animated?

Lacie: So, Janice…

Candace: Candace.

Lacie: Nice black nail polish. And only on one finger? Rad.

Candace: Oh, it's actually a bruise. (chuckles) I slammed it in a drawer. Yeah, I think it's probably gonna fall off soon.

Birgitte: Did you download the new Young Apparatus album?

Lacie: No way. They're sellouts. I'm only listening to Coffin Shadows now. They're so independent, they pay you to download their songs.

Candace: Hmm. Coffin Shadows? I've never heard of them.

Lacie: New skirt?

Birgitte: Yeah, I turned it inside out, ripped it in half and then sewed it back together.

Lacie: Get your brother to drive over it a few times. It really weathers it.

Candace: (chuckles) Wow! You guys know everything.

(Spot is eating one snack, then he hears something, that made him leave quickly)

(All the girls heard it, so Vanessa head to the door, and looks outside of the door)

Vanessa: Weird, there doesn't seem to be anything here.

(Spot was hiding in the shadows)

Spot (whispers): Phew that was close (walks away)

(Vanessa closes the door, then sits back down)

(Cut to Candace dialing her phone in the bathroom.)

Candace: Stacy, this is amazing! I'm at an actual party with cool older girls! They know everything! They're so AHHHH! They're awesome! You've gotta get over here.

(Cut to Stacy in her living room.)

Stacy: Candace, I am so proud of myself! I think I totally hooked this thing up! It's incredible! It has picture-in-picture-in-picture! I'll be able to watch a show and then another show inside that show and then the first show again inside that one! And I managed to get it down to one clicker! I'm about to give it a whirl! (She points and clicks, but it turns off and on the TV of a neighbor's house behind her.) Hmm. (The neighbor behind her gets up and sees his TV turn on and off again in frustration.) Okay. Maybe there's still a bug or two to fix.

(Spot smells around and ends back with Doofenshmirtz and Perry the Platypus and they are having a pillow fight)

Spot: Oh, I want to join the pillow fight.

(Spot grabs a pillow, and hits Doofenshmirtz)

Doofenshmirtz: What the? (Sees Spot)

(Perry chatters)

(Spot barks)

(Perry signals Spot, that he could join)

Doofenshmirtz: Fine, two against one (throws his pillow)

(Spot dodges it)

(Perry hits Doofenshmirtz making him land behind the couch)

Doofenshmirtz (grabs couch cushions): Meet my friends: Polly and Ester (throws it)

(Doofenshmirtz's couch cushion hits the-Repulse-inator, it blasts something, then gives off an electric field)

Doofenshmirtz: Look out! It's gonna blow.

(Perry tried to run, but he got trapped along with Spot)

Doofenshmirtz: (laughs) You'll fall for anything, Perry the Platypus. (Looking shocked) It's gonna blow (points to the machine) As if I would know ahead of time when something would (the repulse-inator blows up) Okay, that was purely coincidental (looks) but, hey I hit Roger, yeah he is going to be looking pretty repulsive now.

(Roger is shown as Doofenshmirtz)

Doofenshmirtz: Repulsive, yup, that's the universe making fun at my offense.