episode 4
(The episode opens with Doofenshmirtz's couch cushion hits the-Repulse-inator, it blasts something, then gives off an electric field)
Doofenshmirtz: Look out! It's gonna blow.
(Perry tried to run, but he got trapped along with Spot)
Doofenshmirtz: (laughs) You'll fall for anything, Perry the Platypus. (Looking shocked) It's gonna blow (points to the machine) As if I would know ahead of time when something would (the repulse-inator blows up) Okay, that was purely coincidental (looks) but, hey I hit Roger, yeah he is going to be looking pretty repulsive now.
(Roger is shown as Doofenshmirtz)
Doofenshmirtz: Repulsive, yup, that's the universe making fun at my offense.
Busty Woman: (gasps) What happened to Mayor Doofenshmirtz?!
Doof zombie (Roger): Lots of me...
(The Doof zombie grabs Melanie's arms while she screamed in horror, and she also transforms into a Doof zombie.)
Doof zombie (Melanie): Lots of me...
Doof zombies: Lots of me...
Woman: No! Please! Stay back! Aaaaaaahh!
(A Doof zombie touch a woman and she transforms.)
Man 1: No no! Nooooooooo!
(Another Doof zombie touches a man and he transforms as well.)
Doof zombies: Lots of me...
(Doof zombies touch more people and turning them into Doof zombies.)
Man 2: No no no! Aaaaah!
Doof zombies: Lots of me... Lots of me... Lots of me....
(The screen shows me bouncing, then I landed on a building sees zombie Doofs)
Me: Uh oh! It's time already
Isabella: Phineas, I need to talk to you
Me: I don't want them to interrupted
(I spinned my watch and landed in front of the people that are running in fear and leading them to an empty building)
A woman: Thank you, little girl
Me: No problem (teleports away)
(The screen shows Isabella talking Phineas)
Isabella: The only way to get that emotion bravery patch is saying that I like you
Phineas: Okay
Isabella: I don't mean regular like, I mean like like
Phineas (looked shocked): Oh. I have felt the same way
(I looked with a smile)
(A bunch of zombie Doofs appear)
(I twirled my watch and releases blue energy that hit the zombie doofs, which makes them disappear)
Phineas: What was that energy blast?
Me: It was me, sorry
Isabella: Kanisha, how long have you been there?
Me: (bounces down) No need to worry about that
Me (whispers to Isabella) good job
Me (looks at them) we must go
Baljeet: Zombie
Buford: Pharmacists
Kanisha: Yeah, they explained what I was saying
Kanisha (thought): I hope Spot is okay.
(Ferb appears)
Phineas: Wait, what do you mean zombie doofs?
(Zombie Doofs appear)
Phineas and Isabella: Oh!
(Phineas, Isabella, Baljeet, Ferb, and Buford runs off)
(Kanisha spins her pencil, makes a giant hand that scoop the zombie Doofs, and the hand puts the zombies in a net with metal top)
Isabella: Where's Kanisha?
Kanisha: Right here.
(The screen switches to Spot and Perry still trapped and Doof is watching TV)
Gordon Gutsofanemu: Good evening, I'm Gordon Gutsofanemu with a special report. The Tri-State Area is in chaos tonight as thousands of repulsive mindless pharmacists run rampant all over Danville!
Doofenshmirtz: Oh, there they go with the whole "pharmacist" thing again! I-I should become one, that-that would show 'em! I should become a pharmacist!
Gordon Gutsofanemu: We now go live on the scene with our own Action News reporter, Don Adaded. Don?
Don Adaded: Thanks, Gordon. I'm standing here in downtown Danville. It's an unbelievable scene. Pharmacists touching people who turn into pharmacists. Ah, here's one of them now. Mr. Mindless Repulsive Pharmacist, care to comment?
Doof zombie: Lots of me! (touches Don)
Don Adaded: And there you have it, folks. I'm...
(Don gets transformed.)
Doof zombie (Don Adaded): Lots of me...
Gordon Gutsofanemu: (clearly frightened) Thanks...Don. L-Let's go to the weather.
Doof zombie (Weatherman): Lots of me...let's go to traffic.
(Cut to the chopper.)
Doof zombie (pilot): Lots of me...
Doof zombie (co-pilot): Back to you, Gordon.
Doof zombie (Gordon Gutsofanemu): Lots of me...
(Cut back to Doof's lab.)
Doofenshmirtz: I don't believe it! An entire army of mes! Heh heh! (runs to the elevator) Oh! For once, I'll actually be able to take over the Tri-State Area 'cause I'll have, you know, the volume (Perry looks at him angrily). Ciao, baby!
(Song: Army of Me)
The Fake Andrews Sisters: ♪ Who's that guy with the lab coat on? ♪
Doofenshmirtz (taking off his sunglasses): I wonder who.
The Fake Andrews Sisters: ♪ Who's that guy with the vacant expression? ♪
Doofenshmirtz: I'll never tell.
The Fake Andrews Sisters: ♪ It's not a conclusion that it's so forgone. ♪
Doofenshmirtz: ♪ Okay, it's me, ♪
♪ And me, ♪
♪ And me, ♪
♪ And also me! ♪
Over there, that's me, too.
The Fake Andrews Sisters: ♪ Who's that guy with the jutting jaw? ♪
Doofenshmirtz: Yeah, baby!
The Fake Andrews Sisters: ♪ Who's that guy with the receding forehead? ♪
Doofenshmirtz: Hey!
The Fake Andrews Sisters: ♪ Who's that guy living outside of the law? ♪
Doofenshmirtz: ♪ Oh, that's me, ♪
♪ And me, ♪
♪ And me, ♪
♪ And also me! ♪
♪ Get out of my way, ♪
♪ 'Cause anyone can see, ♪
♪ I'm about to settle down for some serious me-time! ♪
The Fake Andrews Sisters: ♪ If you painted his picture, ♪
♪ It would have to be a mural. ♪
Doofenshmirtz: ♪ 'Cause I'm tellin' you now, ♪
♪ I've never been so plural! ♪
Doofenshmirtz and the Fake Andrews Sisters: ♪ Look outside, you're bound to see ♪
Doofenshmirtz: ♪ An army of me! ♪
The Fake Andrews Sisters: ♪ An army of him. ♪
Doofenshmirtz: ♪ An army of me! ♪
I'm ubiquitous, really, I'm everywhere!
♪ An army of me! ♪
The Fake Andrews Sisters: ♪ An army of him. ♪
Doofenshmirtz: ♪ A whole army of me! ♪
Doof zombie (female singer): ♪ Ah-dah, doo'n dah'n dah wow! ♪
(Episode ends)