Final chap

{A/N- hey everyone, so today is gonna be my final chap of this story. If you want details it's over on my patreon and it's a public post so no subscription required however I would ask for more subs to fund me up abit. Basically I'm ending toriko and gonna start another naruto fic soon.}

Focusing entirely on sending I was indeed able to pick up a trace of black zetsu. He was raiding one of Danzo's facilities for something either stupid or dangerous. My chakra is a little low so chasing him isn't an option.

I was awoken by a roar so i looked and saw a skin less gigantic fox in the air. I turned to Karin and tayuya who just shrugged "I'm not getting involved with that, don't you want some of its meat or something?"

"Pain just stabbed it and let some of its leg muscles fall to the ground. I'll cook it later and try to get a boost. Something tells me the endgame will be starting soon". How right I was, things went exactly the same except Sakura was hurt instead off tsunade. The talk no jutsu wins again~

Therefore tsunade had to stay and perform several operations on those injured during the invasion. The five kage summit was called but none of my circle could go due to being needed with the healing. Lady katsuyu wasn't as involved as she was in canon so more people were dead.

Danzo decided to elect himself as representative during "these trying times". Tsunade would have argued with him but I stopped her with a grin on my face which she recognised. After his party left she turned to me "ok why is this happening?"

"Because he is heading right into a death trap and now we have the chance to clean house with all of root. Bark had most of their locations marked, the uzumaki girls can remove the seals so Ino can mind search the other locations. Pain basically gave us the chance to remove all the impurities from Konoha."

She froze as she pondered on that before asking me "the other kage will attack him?" "Nah itachi is dead meaning sasuke will most likely learn the truth of the massacre. There are only three people he can be mad against and two are dead. Meaning Danzo will be his target, did you read my file about Uchiha?"

Pakura and Anko appeared beside us before handing Tsunade the file. She made them her personal Anbu after all the shit that's happened. Those girls can't be seduced or brainwashed thanks to prolong exposure to me~.

After reading the file which contained the izanagi, izanami, the list of mangekyo abilities, the EMS and the possible evolution into a rinnegan she slammed the document on the table. "That fucking clan! No wonder great uncle was fixated on them. They're broken in terms of power and they're all stupid enough to be emotionally destroyed to manifest it. If teacher fucked up the massacre there would have been hundreds of itachi or masked men running around."

Then she went on a rant about how bullshit shisui was and then the list of possible abilities I put together. I named those powers after the seven gods of luck. Those included the ability to see a path to victory like in grimgar of fantasy and ash, ninjitsu or genjutsu amplification, a seven deadly sins full counter and then a genjutsu called daikokuten.

I also thought of an ability called Tenjin which allowed a sharingan user to amplify fuinjutsu cause the god was the user of poetry. If a real uzumaki got their hands on it they would be unbeatable. If canon sasuke had a child with Karin that would have been her Mangekyo ability without a doubt in my mind.

While Sasuke attacked the kage summit and naruto gathered his friends to chase him we wiped out root and burned the sharingans Danzo had yoinked.

When word got back to us I received a death threat from Mei who was expecting my presence at the meeting yet met the wrinkly cyclops. She couldn't tell if he was blinking or winking at her when he stared at her. Either way she had shivers~

Obito showed up and declared war, when tsunade heard it she snapped the table and cursed the gods with how op the uchiha are. I simply nodded in understanding, another council meeting was called and people were mobilised similar to shippuden.

There was a major difference however, because I killed Kabuto and Sasuke took out Orochimaru no one made the completed Edo tensei. Except they did, zetsu stole it from danzo and gave it to a guy named Hiruko. A personal friend of the sannin who became the next pedomaru.

Hiruko basically replaced Kabuto and used his chimera technique on all the research samples Orochimaru had stashed away. They were his payment from zetsu for completing edo tensei. Then through the power of plot Hiruko cast the Jutsu to bring back all the bodies zetsu had collected so he could steal their kekkei genkai.

He already had dark, steel, swift, storm, some uzumaki bloodlines and some red eyed dojutsu which wasn't a sharingan so it didn't matter. I got deployed to the same place as Gaara after his war speech.

I was pumped to face Madara in a fight, when I met him he was in the middle of dismantling the United Nations army so I stepped in. I shattered his partial susanoo which made me his target. Like the battle maniac he was he turned up the heat. Dropped the two pebbles, Onoki stopped one while I destroyed the other with a full powered nail gun.

Madara did not expect that to happen so basically just grabbed me with a rinnegan susanoo and then used lighting chakra on me. After that he yeeted me away and I got to experience how a coin felt after Misaka Mikoto got her hands on it.

By the time I landed and healed up the damage the five kage had engaged Madara. Wasting no time I used sage mode and started dismantling his wood clones. The battle was intense as he started detonating the spores groan through his wood style Jutsu.

I unleashed my own version of the susanoo, I manifested my red hunger demon and reinforced it with a lot of chakra effectively making my own susanoo armour. I made it a sage mode technique as I needed the nature reinforcement to use it. Madara was overjoyed that we could have a kaiju fight.

Eventually itachi stopped the edo tensei meaning the war was about to go into overdrive. Madara whipped out his mangekyo on me, it was called Inari ōkami and was a genjutsu that manipulated people by making them enter an extreme state of drunkenness. When your drunk your influenceable, I guess the kyubi was an angry drunk which was why it worked so well.

While I was drunk he basically just put me to sleep, didn't want to kill a warrior like me who would fit into his brave new world. The other kage got their shit kicked in, I was woken up by pedomaru and Taka who had brought the other kage.

I couldn't help but ask "wait how did you get Minato?" And the snake questioned "what do you mean?" "He had a portion of his soul in Naruto's seal which means his edo tensei would never have been complete. So how did you do it?"

And Orochimaru just froze on the spot as he pondered over that for a few minutes while I healed the kage. Karin wasn't with them so I had to do it, Orochimaru finally spoke up "I believe it was because I had contaminated myself with the kyuubi chakra briefly. You see years ago during the chunin exams in the forest of death I applied a seal over Minato's work. I believe that exposure to the seal allowed me to perform the edo tensei".

"How?" I asked but he cut me off telling me a war was going on. By the time we got there things weren't looking to hot. The gedo statue kept spamming mobs at everyone and my family could only handle so much.

So people resorted to using their summonings, all the big boys were here. So I summoned mama cloth, old Jirou and Guiness along with a full grown terry. Tsunade went full berserker once she learned about Obito and his Mangekyo which let him survive. Tobirama nodded at her ethic as she finally comprehended what his older brother could not.

Hashirama just laughed and said it wasn't that bad, I called him out as an alcoholic who probably used Madara to get drunk more often. Didn't think an edo tensei could spit blood~ who knew. The other hokage also got to take a major roast from Tsunade before I got here. When Tobirama let a shadow clone have a chat with me he was bursting with inspiration after learning of my achievements. Shame the dead can't improve the world of the living.

When he asked me if I wanted to be hokage, team 7 over heard and got a power boost for some reason. I just waved him off "Nah all that paperwork means to many nights at the office. I'm a clan head and my women would tear me apart being away that long".

"I understand, it's why I made the shadow clone technique. So I would never experience what Mito did to my brother when he stayed out to late working."

"Why don't you use the edo tensei to summon Mito here? I'm pretty sure she would be a big help". He and Orochimaru who over heard me froze. What's up with this guy and his ideas! They collectively thought. Sadly we had no DNA to use, I mean there was Naruto's necklace which she made and have to hashirama but that wouldn't be enough.

When zetsu took control and summoned the ten tails I grinned thinking about making rabbit stew. I got a tailed beast bomb to the face from obito who sensed my train of thought. As I recovered from that damage naruto used the talk no jutsu on Obito.

I rushed toward to try and seal Zetsu before Madara could be revived but i was too late. He stole an eye from Sasuke and used his drunk genjutsu on me. Everything followed the plot while I was caught in one genjutsu. After I managed to break it the infinite Tsukuyomi was cast and I cursed my shitty luck.

My perfect world was basically what I already had except all the annoyances were gone. I had access to inter dimensional travel so went to toriko world and powered up before going to find my cousins. My harem grew to me world wide levels. Basically I became Kamiyama Sora in my dream.

When Naruto and Sasuke defeated kaguya I was greeted with a tailed beast ass in front of my face. My first instinct was to secure some meat but Sasuke used his rinnegan to steal it. Naruto and Sasuke ran off to have their end fight while I decided to get people back on their feet.

The end of the fourth war was the same except I also became famous because of my efforts against Madara and people watching me against the gedo statues. Personally I felt passed that I was taken out by numerous genjutsu back to back so kept on training.

Naruto got together with Ayame from Ichiraku ramen while Teuchi started his political career and took over the civilian council. Toneri tried to take Hinata but I beat his ass and let Naruto use to talk no Jutsu on him. Sasuke dipped after knocking up Sakura, she mellowed out and became sexier thanks to hanging out with my girls. So I slipped into her DM's without any issue. Sasuke wasn't gonna stop me thats for sure.

Rather than let the quality of ninja drop like it did for Boruto I improved it. My girls scattered in every country ensured the political system didn't go to shit. Yeah the harem expanded a bit but that was cause my libido shot through the roof after getting meat from the other tail beasts at the end of the war before they were resealed or ran off.

So Ten years later my clan dominated the worlds economy with our food products. I bought shares in anything that seemed promising. I started having children who inherited my food Jutsu and appetitive. Life was good, until one day a portal opened up and a stronger version of Ino and a cyber punk version of Crocodile walked out. I was shocked to see how my first family turned out. When they offered me the chance to join a multiversal fighting tournament between pantheons I was in.

I greeted Inanna who welcomed me with open arms. When she said one god had another Naruto reincarnator I was excited for the challenge. I asked if I could go visit the others of our pantheon Inanna allowed it, I asked if I could visit a few worlds along the way for a pit stop she grinned and opened a portal to Toriko world. With drool on my face and a gurgle from my gut I hopped through the portal.

[the end]. Hope you enjoyed Toriko in the leaf.