Ginger bath

The ginger lunged toward me to attack so I sent a leg knife toward him. He reached up his hand and my attack was curled into a force field around him. He swallows my attack like choji at yakiniku inhales meat.

I jumped away "so your the ginger that swallows huh?" I then performed a series of backflips dodging the barrage of black rods. "Listen ginger I don't wanna join your queer little boy band."

While I continued to insult him I processed what I knew about this pain. Firstly that rinnegan will allow him to predict my moves a little so he can keep up with my speed. Second is he is the preta path which allows him to absorb any type of chakra meaning genjutsu and ninjitsu are out of the equation.

The preta path used the body flicker to appear behind me and try and stab me so I chopped hit wrist. Expecting this his other hand deployed a sharper rod from the wrist to pin my hands down. Similar to edo tensei the paths of pain can utilise a suicidal fighting style as one of the paths can resurrect them over and over again.

Before it could pierce I flowed my chakra through my blue markings cause a blast of chakra which pushed him back. As he rolled it watched him weave hand signs. He stood up and spat a massive fireball at me but with my nature transformation training I could push this piss poor attempt away.

That was his plan though as he appeared through the flaming stream with a large rocky fist. He slammed it into me so I just jumped back as it connected disturbing the momentum. It was a strong hit that carried me away.

While in mid air I glanced at the village and saw the destruction. You never notice how many shinobi are members of konoha until a major attack happens and they appear out of the wood works. I imagine they are in training at one of the hidden grounds most of the time but if that was the case why are they so weak?

No wonder danzo is so desperate for talented orphans if this is the norm. They think water walking is something to brag about! As I was depressed at how weak my villages military is I noticed I was knocked towards the onsen.

A plan quickly formed in my head so as I landed without any damage I grabbed one of the nearby rocks and super heated it with fire chakra before tossing it into the pool of steaming water causing a lot more steam to rise. I sank into the water while flicking away some ketchup I had in a packet stored in my pocket. I don't go anywhere without my condiments.

I casually slipped into the water and his my presence using my years of training and a little nature energy. Some more explosions echoed out as the preta path charged into the onsen after me. My comment must have really triggered Nagato. He let his rinnegan spin and go all CSI on the onsen.

He spotted the 'blood' and walked toward it, I splashed it on a boulder at the outer edge of the pool. Considering he may think I'm a child and his god complex boosting his ego he proudly marched over the onsen water. Gotcha!

As he was about to reach the rock two hands tore through the water and gripped his ankles. It was similar to the headhunter jutsu except I pulled him under and went full crocodile on him. Some bystanders hidden in the onsen saw the water splashing frantically for a few second before torn clothing and destroyed body parts of the path.

I hopped out of the water and looked at the dismembered head that floated up. It's rinnegan still focused on me. "Impressive! I assumed your hair dye would have washed off~". I drove in one final insult before weaving some hand signs.

"Scorch style- evidence eraser" an elongated flaming orb stretched from my mouth and into the pool of water. It began boiling instantly before a mass of steam rose. Whatever was in their was drained of moisture and burned to ash before being carried away with the mist.

I'd like to see them resurrect him from that. "ALL MIGHTY PUSH!!!" I heard Nagato's voice that was the same as the anime echo out followed by a loud rumble. The shockwave passed through the village forming the crater where the real fight would start. I sighed and began making my way there leisurely, I helped some civilians trapped under rubble on the way.

I sensed several root on their way to the onsen, are they going to collect the rinnegan? Only that rear reed cyclops thinks it would be a good idea to rob someone's corpse during a massive attack like this. I chucked some senbon ending the root anbu that were around me.

I would think that removing the seal would make them stop but the seal isn't the only programming that danzo uses. Tsunade tried undoing everything but any time their close they would suicide. It's funny to me in a world of ninja and assassins that danzo is the bad guy when he is the closest thing to a ninja I could think off. Maybe it's cause he's not flamboyant enough to be leader.

At least he made an attempt with the obvious X shaped scar and the bandages. I also wonder why danzo never wore armour like the rest of his generation. Well it is a crime to wear custom armour with a clan insignia, the daimyo banned it. Didn't stop madara and Hiruzen though.

After I made it near the crater I saw a massive explosion of mist before three massive frogs are revealed. I think it's best for me to go and supply tsunade with chakra so she doesn't go into a coma again. The 5 kage summit means I get to meet mei, of course I'm one of tsunade's advisors so I can go! Izumo and kotetsu can go act like lovers again in private.

I still remember walking in on them holding hands, such a lewd act in public. Shameless! "Dattebayo!" Ah so naruto is using Talk no jutsu, I should speed up.

After landing near tsunade I began transferring some chakra to her so she could maintain katsuyu. She's a rather remarkable summon in my opinion. she can be used for communication, healing, chemical production and above all she's incredibly long lived so she can give some info about mostly everything.

"Tsunade naruto's here, where are Karin and tayuya?" "Why do need them?"

"Incase naruto goes berserk and lets the fox loose, he may resort to that against Pain. He is an uzumaki with a powerful dojutsu and strange abilities. The last person naruto faced with a dojutsu he transformed to two tails" I said referencing the fight between naruto and sasuke a few years ago.

Tsunade went into contemplation before signalling an anbu to find the two. She turned back to me "the others are all helping with evacuation and establishing a perimeter incase other akatsuki show up. Did you eliminate them?"

"Two out of three, bark isn't an issue anymore which means the root may spread. Also I don't want to talk about those two right now."

She then joked to break the tension "why did you see them in the act or something~". Seeing me not replying she began to grow paler. The others around her thought she was loosing more chakra so asked me to supply more but I knew better than that.

She looked at me "your a true hero of konoha Toriko Yūhi. If I saw that I'd never be able to have sex again".

"Trust me, I know. I'm going to have to purge that from my mind. On another note I completely destroyed one of the pains. The preta path, the others have seen me as they share vision through the rinnegan meaning naruto only has to deal with the pet shop girl, the robot, the push and pull guy, the resurrection one and I can't remember the last".

I sat down on some rubble and continued to supply chakra while the battle went on. The uzumaki girls rushed towards me just in time for Sakura to jump down to aid naruto. I guess she's replacing Hinata in this world. I closed my eyes and tried to sense if zetsu was nearby, I have a feeling he may be upto something because I changed to much.