Chapter 9 The "Greatest" Idea I Have Ever Had

After about three days of planning we finally made some progress on our plan paper, we put our names on it... I know what your thinking, 'you call that progress?' and the answer is yes, I never said it was actually good progress, in fact took us three days to even think to put our names on it.. its not like an idea was just going to come to us... holy shit I have an Idea..

I look at Gil and he looks at my dad, who looks at Landon who looks at his cell phone, causing us to groan and say at the same time, "Come on Landon.. arent you going to help?" he shakes his head and I sigh, "Great team we have hear, but I have an Idea." My dad then says leaning over the table, "Go on.." I then say with a smile, "We make Landon go to the other room, hes definitely the problem. Hes destracting us." Gil then says, "No.. Its more of the fact we can't plan.." My dad then says, "I created and destroyed so much... yet... I lost my powers do to some teenage girl.. I feel like a loser..." I walk over to him and say as I pat his shoulder, "Thats not just a feeling dad." He then flips me off and I start laughing.

Gil then says, "Alright I have a plan, if we were to act as though we were under her controll we could get close enough to her to finish her off." I sigh, "Its not that simple and shes not that stupid.." Gil sigh, "Are you sure?" I nod, "Yeah.. she turned all my friends against me, shes intelligent.." My dad then opens his mouth to say something and I say, "Dad I swear if you suggest go fish one more time your going out that window." then he closes his mouth

I look around my room, trying to think of something, anything then I smile as I see a inappropriate magazine, "Guys.. I have an Idea." Everyone looks at me and I say, "Lets go to hooters" and they all groan and I laugh, "im kidding, Gil activate universal knowledge and tell me what can cause loss of control of another being." he pauses and says, "an overpowering emotion can cause loss of control, why do you ask?"

I smile and say, "I have an idea, first off taking into consideration the reason we cant just beat her ass is because she can have everyone in the school take their own lives and frame us we were originally fucked, but arguably the most overwhelming emotion is embarrassment, with that and the fact emotions can cause loss of control in mind I believe if we manage to cause her enough embarassment, we can not only make her incapable of using her ability, but also cause her to lose the battle outright."

Landon then puts his phone in his pocket and says, "Finally it took you four days to come up with that, four fucking days!" he then says with a smile as he walks up to the table, "So Arcinon, tell them what your plan is to embarass her." Gil starts to drink some water as I look at everyone and say "get ready boys, were going on a panty raid." Water sprays out if a overly excited Gils mouth as he jumps for joy, "Dibs on keeping them!"

My stomach gurgles as Gil says that and I say, "Gil.. buddy.. you need help.." He then starts to laugh and says, "Of course I do, im not raiding alone otherwise I would feel like a creep!" I facepalm and both Landon and dad start to laugh. I sigh and say, "I already regret my plan.. and it hasn't even started yet.."

Gil then clears his throat, "Seriously though, im keeping dem panties." my dad then says, "Wait.. Landon.. you said my powers would return by now, you said they would return in three days.. why havent they?" Landon smiles, "oh did I say three days? I meant three weeks." My dad sighs and says, "I should have known any future advice that isnt written down would be false.." Landon then says, "If it makes you feel any better I started a fortune telling stand." I look at him and say, "What the fuck?!? Your not allowed to give information about the future, I thought you don't break the rules!"

Landon starts to smile and says, "Don't worry, im not breaking any rules." I glare at him and say, "oh yeah? Then your lieing to people?" he shakes his head, "God no, im just saying and I quote myself, 'these lines here say you will be punched in the face by someone you least expect.' then I punch them in the face, I have a no refunds policy." I look at my dad and we both start laughing, Gil then says, "Fuck me... why didn't I ever think of that?" I look at him and say, "Lets face it.. non of us are smart enough to come up with that.. wait.. how much money do you make from that?"

Landon looks at me and says with a meloncholic tone, "only a thousand dollars.." I then say "I expected a lot more.. im so.." Landon cuts me off saying, "A day." my mouth drops as I say shocked, "Holy shit! How long has this business been running?" Landon replies with, "About five years I would say." I smile, "Can I get in on that?" He grins and nods then says, "Not a chance, you may be technically royalty since your dads the king of God's, but this is my own business, nobody else is going to be making money off it."

Gil clears his throat and says, "So.. we gonna do the panty raid or sit here talking? We got a school to save, I am worried about my fellow classmates.." I raise one eyebrow and say, "Worried? Your worried about the school? Sure you are Suuuure you are." He nods and says sincerely, "Why wouldn't I be, if theres no school, theres no more panties to raid.." I facepalm and say, "Why am I not suprised that, that is your reason?" Gil replies with a smirk, "Beats me, but seriously pantie raid or no?"

I sigh and say as I head for the door, "Fine.. Lets go raid Mays room..." as we approach Mays door we are hit with a terrible smell, It smells like if wet dog and rotten eggs had a baby and he had a baby with the daughter of Pneumonia and the stench of failure, Gil says as we approach the door, "Whats that delightful smell?" My dad looks at Gil and says, "The better question is what the fucks wrong with you?" Gil looks at me and says "You going to let your dad say that to me?" I nod and say, "Sorry but im siding with dad on this one.. that smell is not delightful, its enough to make an army surrender in the first five seconds of battle.. am I right Landon?"

I look around and he is nowhere to be seen, I then say, "Landon? Huh thats strange.." I then hear footsteps and Landon says, "S..Sorry.. I was throwing up everything ive ever eaten in my life.." I then say, "Lets just get this over with..." I snap and unlock the door then open it the smell immediately gets worse and everyone drops to the ground vomiting.

Landon then prays, to me... I hear him say, "Dear Arcinon, please temporarily remove our senses of smell.." I snap and try to say while throwing up, "GrAnTeD.." The smell is finally gone and we all stand up, I step inside the room then hear a strange noise followed by a thud, then more vomiting and chose not to turn around, but rather take the chance to laugh knowing damn well what just happend.

I make my way over to the drawer and grab a pair of panties and say, "Ok lets go." then Gil says im taking those and points to the clearly used ones on the ground, then I look at him then the used panties then I stare at the panties and they move, Gil then says, "um.. you saw that right?" I nod and pat his back, "They are all yours bud."