Yuri Okabe 4
(˚ロ˚! )
Khanna-san's desk's all written over.
ROBOT, WHORE, GO DIE, MACHINE, GIRAFFE, FUGLY, GIANT, GO BACK TO YOUR COUNTRY, GO AWAY and etcetera are everywhere.
And everyone in the classroom's like looking at the desk and whispering and laughing and:
o(≧∇≦o) (*・∀・)ノ゛ヾ(・∀・*) Ψ(｀▽´)Ψ (•_•)? (≧ω≦) ٩(^ᴗ^)۶ (;¬д¬) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
(ಠ◡ಠ) (^◡^) ☜(≧∇≦ ) σ(≧ε≦ｏ) !!＞ (ﾟДﾟ ) (＾ω＾) (ಠ‿↼) (ಠ~ಠ) （;ﾟ;艸;ﾟ;）
Especially those two: ☜(≧∇≦ ) σ(≧ε≦ｏ)
"Eri-chan! Fumi-chan! (╬ಠ_ಠ)," I yell, and they look at me like this: (⊙_⊙)! (☉_☉;)
"Oh, hey, Yuri-chan (;; ^ ω ^)," Fumi-chan says. "U look so pretty today."
"Yeah (;;＾◡＾)," Eri-chan replies, "but look: someone did this to Khanna-san's desk. That's horrible (u_u;)."
"It was you, right? (╬ಠ_ಠ) o(･´д･｀o) o(･´д･｀o)"
"No, I was like that when I came in (ﾟｰﾟ;)," Eri-chan says.
(｡☉︵ ಠ╬)
(ﾟｰﾟ;;)
(｡ಠ︵ ಠ╬)
(ﾟｰﾟ;;;;)…
That's probably true, though; she'd ask someone else to do it, someone like:
"Fumi-chan, it was you, right?! (╬ Ò ‸ Ó)"
"What? ( ﾟДﾟ)＜!! No, no, it wasn't me, it's just that—
"If I find out you're lying, I'm gonna stop talking to you (╬ಠ_ಠ)."
(((( ;°Д°))))
"No, no, no, no, no, don't say dat, Yuri-chan ﾍ(;´Д｀ﾍ), it's just dat, what happened is, it's like…"
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) (ŏ﹏ŏ｡)
"Fine, I did it m(_ _;)m," she finally confesses, "it was me and Ai-chan, but it was cuz Eri-chan told us—
(((( ;°Д°))))
"That's not true (ꐦ ಠ皿ಠ ). I didn't do anything."
"Of course it is ( ≧Д≦). You told me and Ai-chan—
"I only told you it'd be fun if someone write stuff all over their desks, but I only said that 'cause u and Ai-chan were talkin' mad shit about 'em ( ｰ̀εｰ́ ).
"You still with that? (◔_◔)" I'm tired of this. "I've told you they didn't want me out of the soccer team." Wait. Why is she like talking in plural? And why she's talking about Ai-chan? She's not in our class, she's with…
"Hamano-san! You did this to Hamano-san's desk too?! ٩(╬ʘ皿ʘ╬)۶"
(((( ;°Д°)))) (☉_☉;)
"No, of course we don't, Yuri-chan (((;ΩДΩ)))" Eri-chan lies. "We don't know who wrote on hers."
"SO SOMEONE DID THAT! ( ╬◣ 皿◢) џ(ºДºџ) џ(ºДºџ)"
"No, no, no, no, no, it's just that…(;´Д`) —
"Eri-chan, if you're lying to me, I'm gonna talk shit about you with Mao-kun (Ò _ Ó ╬)
(((( ;°Д°))))
"No, no, no, no, no, (ﾉTдT)ﾉ don't tell him anything 'cause—Khanna-san (◐_◐;)," Eri-chan's staring at the door.
And there's Khanna-san.
(ー_ー )
She comes in, and we all watch her pass by:
(◐_◐;) (◐_◐;) (◐_◐;) (◐_◐;) (◐_◐;) (◐_◐;) (◐_◐;) (◐_◐;) (◐_◐;) (◐_◐;)
(ー_ー ) (◐_◐;) (◐_◐;) (◐_◐;) (◐_◐;) (◐_◐;) (◐_◐;) (◐_◐;) (◐_◐;) (◐_◐;) (◐_◐;)
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(;._.) (;._.) (;._.) (;._.) (;._.) (;._.) (;._.) (;._.) (;._.) (._.;)
(;._.) (;._.) (;._.) (;._.) (;._.) (;._.) (;._.) (;._.) (;._.) (._.;)
(ー_ー )
(◑_◑;)(◑_◑;)(◑_◑;)(◑_◑;)(◑_◑;)(◑_◑;)(◑_◑;)(◑_◑;)(◑_◑;)(◑_◑;)(◑_◑;)
(◑_◑;)(◑_◑;)(◑_◑;)(◑_◑;)(◑_◑;)(◑_◑;)(◑_◑;)(◑_◑;)(◑_◑;)(◑_◑;)(◑_◑;) (ー_ー )
She then stops in front of her desk and stares at it.
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And sits down like nothing happened.
(•ิ_•ิ)? Seriously?
"Look, Yuri-chan, she ain't mad, so it's ok (;;＾◡＾)," Eri-chan says.
"Yes, Yuri-chan (;; ^ ω ^)," Fumi-chan says. "It's fine."
"No (╬ Ò ‸ Ó) o(･´д･｀;o) o(･´д･｀;o). Apologize to her."
I grab Fumi-chan by the shoulder and, just when I'm about to grab Eri-chan, she
ε=ε=ε=┏(ﾟロﾟ;)┛
runs away.
(≖ ‿ ≖*)
Well, it doesn't matter, she just convinced her best friend to bully someone, and then she abandoned her.
And that's how I gonna tell it to Mao-kun.
Ψ(｀▽´)Ψ
Anyway, I grab Fumi-chan's arm and take her to Khanna-san. She stares at us like: (•_•)?
"Apologize (╬ಠ_ಠ)," I tell Fumi-chan.
"I'm sorry, Khanna-san (╥﹏╥)," she says. She doesn't mean it, but whatever, she at least like apologized or something, "but it wasn't my fault; Eri-chan told me," and she starts making excuses again.
Khanna-san's staring at her like: (•_•)?
"Why are you apologizing?" she asks.
ლ(¯ロ¯"ლ)
Can't you see your desk's all written over?
"Cuz of ur desk (ఠ ͟ಠ)? Ai-chan and I wrote shit all over ur desk."
"Oh, yeah, and why did you do it? (•_•)?"
ლ(ಠ_ಠ ლ) Really? Can't you see they're bullying you?
"Cuz we thought I'd be funny (;¬_¬)."
"Was it? (•_•)?"
"Not anymore (,,Ծ‸Ծ,,)."
"Oh… sorry for that," Khanna-san says and starts reading like all this didn't happen.
"Wait. Aren't you mad?" I have to know.
"Mad? Why? (•_•)?"
"Why 'Cause they wrote all that all over ur desk ლ(ಠ_ಠ ╬ლ)."
"The desk is mostly used to write over it or, so the fact it has writing on it is irrelevant to its purpose," she says "I don't see no reason to be mad about it (ー_ー )"
WTF! She's so weird.
"You know they did it to mock you, right?" I mean, it's obvious. She has to know it.
"Did they? (•_•)? Well, at least they are enjoying it, not in the friendliest was possible, but I'm glad for them."
(O_O )
"Really? ლ(ಠ_ಠ ╬ლ) Are you like making fun of me or something? They write shit all over your desk, and you apologized. Can't you see they hate you? They are making fun of you. Why don't you unders—
(⊙_⊙) (⊙_⊙) (⊙_⊙) (⊙_⊙) (⊙_⊙) (⊙_⊙) (⊙_⊙) (⊙_⊙) (⊙_⊙) (⊙_⊙) (⊙_⊙) (⊙_⊙) (⊙_⊙) (⊙_⊙) (⊙_⊙) (⊙_⊙) (⊙_⊙) (⊙_⊙) (⊙_⊙) (⊙_⊙)
Everyone's looking at me.
Am I bullying her?
（;ﾟ;艸;ﾟ;）
"Sorry, sorry, I'm so sorry m(_ _;)m," I bow my head and grab both Khanna-san's hands, and I'm really sorry. "It's just that you're so weird and, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Just let me clean your desk," I tell her, and head to the classroom's corner to take out like a cloth or something."
"No, no, no, Yuri-chan," Fumi-chan gets ahead of me and grabs a cloth and some cleaning spray from the locker. "Don't get your hands dirty with this. I wrote that, so I'll clean it (＾ ౪ ＾)," she then heads to Khanna-san's desk. "Fuck off (¬д¬)," she whispers to Khanna-san, and Khanna-san gets away from her desk.
She's still not mad.
WTF!
But whatever, Fumi-chan starts cleaning the desk.
And I approach them.
"I heard that (≖ ‿ ≖*)," I tell Fumi-chan
(((( ;°Д°))))
And she starts cleaning faster and faster.
"What I don't understand is that, if she was going to end cleaning up my desk, why did she wrote all that in the first place?" Khanna-san ask.
(ఠ ͟ಠ)?
Whatever.
She's kinda right, though.
(─‿‿─)
"'Cause she's dumb," I reply.
"It was Eri-chan's fault! ｡･ﾟﾟ･(>д<)･ﾟﾟ･｡" Fumi-chan yells.
"And now that I think about it," Khanna-san says. "Why did you wrote on my desk and only on my desk?"
"I think they wrote all over the desk of all the ANIME LIFE girls," I reply.
And speaking of the, I grab Khanna-san by the hand and take her to the 1-1 classroom.
(ー_ー )\/(((( ;°Д°))))
And the ANIME LIFE girls are arguing with Ai-chan.
(╬ Ò ‸ Ó) (ಠ_ಠ╬) (ŏ﹏ŏ｡) (Ò ‸ Ó╬)