Yuri Okabe 5
"Just giv me my desk back! (╬ಠ_ಠ)" Ai-chan yells behind a vandalized desk.
Wait. Is that like her desk? Why's all fucked up? Didn't she like fucked up the ANIME LIFE girls' desks? (ఠ ͟ಠ)?
( ﾟᗜﾟ)! Oh, I see, the ANIME LIFE girls took her desk and gave her that one instead.
Ha! You got what you deserved, Ai-chan. ψ(｀∇´)ψ
"Giv me my desk now! (╬ಠ_ಠ)" Ai-chan yelled again.
"No, you wrote all over ours! (Ò ‸ Ó╬)" that girl… you know… the, like, tiny one yells.
"Girls, calm down, please (｡ŏ﹏ŏ)," says the teacher.
But no one's listening to her.
(◔_◔)
"I didn't do shit ( ｰ̀εｰ́ )," Ai-chan lies. "I just got here," and she lies again.
"So, how do you know this is our desk and not yours? (!˚☐˚) (Ò _ Ó ╬)"
ﾞ(꒪ᗜ꒪ )
ﾞ(꒪ᗜ꒪;;)
( ﾟᗜﾟ)!
"Cuz this isn't my stuff," ( ｰ̀εｰ́ ) Ai-chan grabs some of the books and notebooks inside the desk and says that like she didn't just thought of it.
Then she starts dropping those.
"Nakahara-san, please stop it," the teacher begs to Ai-chan with a lame and almost unhearable voice.
Speak louder, goddamit!
٩(╬ʘWʘ╬)۶
Anyway, everyone ignore her 'cause why the fuck not, and Hamano-san immediately starts to pick up what Ai-chan drops.
(｡•́︿•̀｡)
Poor girl. That must be her stuff.
"Let me help you, Sotoka-chan!" Natsumura-san yells and immediately helps Hamano-san out.
She picks up stuff as fast as Ai-chan drops it, and after a few seconds Hamano-san doesn't have anything to pick up.
So she starts piling them on the floor.
"Nakahara-san, please stop," the useless teacher says once again.
Ai-chan obviously ignores her.
"Nakahara-san…"
She ignores her again, and the teacher just shuts up.
How useless.
(◔_◔)
"Stop it, Ai-chan! (╬ಠ_ಠ)" I yell, and everyone's watching me and muttering and like recording all of this.
Great.
(≖ ‿ ≖*)
But at least Ai-chan stops dropping stuff.
"Hey, excuse me. This is not your classroom," Useless-sensei tells me.
(°ㅂ° ╬)
That's what's worrying you? These girls are making a scene in front of you, and you're worried about me being here? ٩(╬ʘ皿ʘ╬)۶
"Giv me back my desk now! (╬ಠ_ಠ)" Ai-chan yells and starts pushing the vandalized desk towards them.
"No, you wrote on it, you keep it!" the tiny girl, the ANIME LIFE girl, yells to Ai-chan and pushes the desk back towards her.
"Girls, don't do that o(･´д･｀;o)" Useless-sensei says.
"Fuck off! I want my desk back! ٩(╬ʘ皿ʘ)۶" Ai-chan pushes the desk as hard as she can, and that tiny girl can't push back that hard, so she starts to be pushed.
"SHUT UP!" Natsumura-san yells and starts like pushing the desk alongside the little girl.
Now's a 2 v 1 match.
o(;´･д`･)o┬─┬ノ(>皿<╬ノ) ノ(>皿<╬ノ)
And those two are winning.
Ai-chan bumps into the desks behind her, and if everything goes on like this, she'll like end up crushed into the wall or something.
"Girls, calm down ヾ(｡﹏｡)ﾉ"Useless-sensei says because that's like the only thing she knows how to do.
Is she like new here or what? ლ(¯ロ¯"ლ)
"Leave Ai-chan alone!" Eri-chan yells and helps Ai-chan push the desk.
(ヽ╬>皿<) ヽ(ヽ╬>皿<) ヽ┬─┬ノ(>皿<╬ノ) ノ(>皿<╬ノ)
Where did she come from? ﾞ(꒪ᗜ꒪ ) But whatever; she's just here for the gossip.
"This is cuz u wantd to take Yuri-chan from us! This is all ur fault!" Fumi-chan yells and helps Ai-chan and Eri-chan push the desk.
(ヽ╬>皿<) ヽ(ヽ╬>皿<) ヽ(ヽ╬>皿<) ヽ┬─┬ノ(>皿<╬ノ) ノ(>皿<╬ノ)
What's she doin' here? She was supposed to be cleaning Khanna-san's deks (Ò ‸ Ó ╬).
I bet she left it all dirty (≖ ‿ ≖*).
Anyway, Natsumura-san and her ANIME LIFE tiny friend can't push them back.
(ヽ╬>皿<) ヽ(ヽ╬>皿<) ヽ(ヽ╬>皿<) ヽ┬─┬ o(･´д･｀;o) o(･´д･｀;o)
(ヽ╬>皿<) ヽ(ヽ╬>皿<) ヽ(ヽ╬>皿<) ヽ┬─┬ o(･´д･｀;o) o(･´д･｀;o)
"Girls, please…"
"LEAVE MY FRIENDS ALONE!!!!!" Hamano-san yells so loud that everyone stops pushing and stares @ her.
Hamano-san gets beside her friends, and they all start pushing that desk.
Now's 3 v 3.
And it's a really close match.
(ヽ╬>皿<) ヽ(ヽ╬>皿<) ヽ(ヽ╬>皿<) ヽ┬─┬ノ(>皿<╬ノ) ノ(>皿<╬ノ) ノ(>皿<╬ノ)
"Please, girls, stop it… (T⌓T)" Useless-sensei pleads, but who cares?
"Giv me back my desk, you fuckin' losers! o(*≧д≦)o))" Ai-chan yells. "I don't want fuckin' Nuki-chan's desk! Gross!
"STOP CALLING IZUMI-CHAN LIKE THAT!!! ( ╬◣ 皿◢)" Hamano-san yells.
"And that's Sotoka-san's desk, you fuck (◔_◔)" the tiny girl says.
"Ew, a whore sat here ( ｰ̀εｰ́ )."
"SHUT UP, YOU BAKA!!! ٩(╬ʘ皿ʘ╬)۶" Natsumura-san yells.
And like WTF's "baka"? (ఠ ͟ಠ)?
"SOTOKA-CHAN'S FRIEND, AND SHE'S BEAUTIFUL AND PERFECT AND WAY BETTER THAN ALL YOU AND YURI, BAKA, BAKA, BAKA, BAKAYARO!" Natsumura-san keeps yelling.
"Girls, please stop fighting… and you go back to your classroom ｡ﾟ･（>﹏<）･ﾟ｡" Useless-sensei is as useless as always (◔_◔).
Why don't you like go call someone else o(*≧д≦)o)).
(ヽ╬>皿<) ヽ(ヽ╬>皿<) ヽ(ヽ╬>皿<) ヽ┬─┬ノ(☉皿☉╬ノ)ノ(>皿<╬ノ) o(≧∇≦o)ノ(ー_ーノ)
Like Khanna-san, who tries to get beside her friends, but there's not room for her.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
And that's why she gets behind them and start pushing them forward.
o(;´･д`･)o o(;´･д`･)o o(;´･д`･)o ┬─┬ノ(☉-☉╬ノ) ノ(☉-☉╬ノ) ノ(☉-☉╬ノ) ノ(ー_ーノ)
Those four girls start pushing back Fumi-chan, Eri-chan y Ai-chan.
"Hey, stop it, you fuckin' losers! (ꐦ ಠ皿ಠ )" Ai-chan yells.
"Girls, if you keep fighting I'll send you all to the principal's office (,,Ծ‸Ծ,,)" Useless-sensei warns them, but no one listens.
"Why did u think u cud speak with Yuri-chan in da first place?! (○･｀Д´･○)" Fumi-chan yells.
"This shit again! (◔_◔)" the tiny girl yells. "YOU GO KEEP YOUR FUCKING YURI-CHAN! WE DON'T CARE! SHOVE IT IN YOUR ASS IF YOU WANT, BUT LEAVE US ALONE! 凸(>皿<)凸"
"I mean it! I'm going to count to 3, and if you keep fighting I'm going to send you all to the principal's office! (ಠ-ಠ) ¡1…!
Eri-chan stares @ me.
"Help us out, Yuri-chan! (((( ;°Д°))))" and she yells @ me.
"Yeah, Yuri-chan, plz help ( ﾟДﾟ)＜!!" Fumi-chan yells @ me too.
"Come on, Yuri-chan! o(*≧д≦)o))" and now's Ai-chan's turn with the yelling. "We need 2 deal with this fuckin' losers."
"NO, LEAVE THEM ALONE! (╬ಠ皿ಠ)" I yell, and everyone's looking @ me now.
(⊙_⊙) (⊙_⊙) (⊙_⊙) (⊙_⊙) (⊙_⊙) (⊙_⊙) (⊙_⊙) (⊙_⊙) (⊙_⊙) (⊙_⊙) (⊙_⊙) (⊙_⊙) (⊙_⊙) (⊙_⊙) (⊙_⊙) (⊙_⊙) (⊙_⊙) (⊙_⊙) (⊙_⊙) (⊙_⊙) (⊙_⊙) (⊙_⊙)
(╬ಠ皿ಠ)
"Why r u on their side?! ｡゜(｀Д´)゜｡" Fumi-chan yells @ me outta nowhere. "We r doin dis 4 u! We do eveythng 4 u! Why u nvr see it?!"
"2… (ಠ-ಠ)"
"What?! ヾ(o´０Д０o)ﾉ"I reply. "¡And why would I want you to write stuff on their desks?! I just want you to leave them alone! (*o≧д≦)o I said that like literally seconds ago, didn't you hear me?! Why you never listen to me?! ٩(//̀Д/́/)۶"
"And u shud nvr talk to Yuri-chan again!" Fumi-chan ignores me as always (≖ ‿ ≖*). "Don't even get near 'er!"
"NOBODY WANTS YOU HERE, YOU FUCKING LOSERS!" And now Ai-chan's the one yelling.
"SHUT UP, YOU FUCKING BITCHES!" the tiny girl yells, and everyone shuts up. "WHY DON'T YOU JUST DIE?! JUST DIE! EVERYONE HATES YOU BUT DON'T HAVE THE BALLS TO SAY IT OUT LOUD, BECAUSE YOU'RE FUCKING CUNTS! ¡CUNTS, CUNTS, CUNTS! GO DIE!"
"And 3… Yamamoto-san!" Useless-sensei finally is doing something.
(*≧▽≦)
But I think she's just gonna yell to the tiny girl.
(/ﾟДﾟ)/
"Look what you're done! This is all your fault!（;≧皿≦）Why did you write that on Nakahara-san's desk?!
(°ㅂ° ╬)
You really think she did it?
"I didn't write that! ٩(//̀Д/́/)۶" Yamamoto-san yells. "She was the one who wrote on Sotoka-san's, Izumi's and my desk!"
"And did she also wrote on the chalkboard?! (⋋▂⋌)"
(,,#ﾟДﾟ)
"No, but—
"I'm tired of this! If there's any trouble, you're always in the middle of it! (ᗒᗣᗕ)՞"
"But it's not my fault…"
"I saw you writing on the chalkboard! Do you think I'm stupid?! (,,Ծ‸Ծ,, )"
Yes (¬_¬). Yes I do.
"But she start—
"I'm tired of your excuses! You haven't been here for five minutes and look what happened! Unbelievable! Go to the principal's office now! I hope he expels you!"
"What?! (˚☐˚! ) But… but…"
"Didn't you hear me?! Go to the principal's office right now! ٩(╬ʘWʘ╬)۶"
"Ha, you get wht you deserve, bitch! ☜(≧∇≦ )" Ai-chan mocks her.
"Leave her alone, Ai-chan! (╬≧Д≦)" I yell.
"WHY UR ALWAYS ON THEIR SIDE?! ｡ﾟ٩(//̀Д/́/)۶ﾟ｡"Fumi-chan yells @ me and… is she cryin'? "WHY U HATE ME?! I ALWAYS DO EVRYTHIN THINKIN ABOUT U CUZ UR MY EVRYTHIN, BUT U DON'T CARE! U NVR CARE! U R ALWAYS THINKIN ABOUT U AND ONLY U! AND I'M DONE!"
"But, it's her fault (｡ŏ﹏ŏ)."
"I don't care, Yamamoto-san! Go to the principal's office right. now! ٩(//̀Д/́/)۶"
"I didn't want to say anything but these last day you've been acting like a total bitch!" Eri-chan tells me and, you know what?, whatever (◔_◔).
"But I didn't want to… (((⁎≧ᆺ≦)))"
"Go to the principal's office now! I won't way it again! (｀＞Д＜)"
"Ur always thinking in those fuckin' losers! ( ｰ̀εｰ́ )" Ai-chan yells @ me. "I'm sick of that shit!"
"They were suspended cuz of you, girls! (Ò 皿 Ó ╬) You really expected me to be happy about that?! You wanted me to tell you: 'wow, I'm so glad you got those girls suspended, even if they didn't do ANYTHING at all'?"
"WE DID IT FOR YOU! ｡ﾟ٩(//̀Д/́/)۶ﾟ｡" Fumi-chan yells one again.
"Yeah, cuz, since they came around, you haven't been the same! And everyone agrees on that!" Eri-chan yells.
"AND HOW DO YOU EXPECT ME TO BE THE SAME IF I'M SICK OF THIS SHIT?! ٩(//̀Д/́/)۶" I can't stop yelling. "CLASSES, SOCCER PRACTICE, PIANO PRACTICE, STUDY TIME WITH YOU EVERY DAY, EVERY SINGLE FUCKIN' DAY! I JUST WANT ALL OF THIS TO STOP! I'M SICK OF IT!"
"I'm sick of this! (╬•᷅д•᷄╬) Let's go, Yamamoto-san!" Useless-sensei grabs Yamamoto-san's arm and takes her to the door.
"Please let me go… (∘⁼̴⃙̀˘︷˘⁼̴⃙́∘)"
"And what does that have to do with those fuckin' losers?! (o･｀Д´･o)" Ai-chan yells. "Why you care so much about 'em?!"
"Please let her go, Horinomi-sensei," Hamano-san begs, "it wasn't her fault. It was mine. That's my desk, and they put it in Nakahara-san's place because of me."
"You can tell that to the principal; you're coming with me too! o(｀Д´*)o"
｡･ﾟ･(*ﾉД`*)･ﾟ･.
Yamamoto-san starts crying.
"We're ur friends, Yuri-chan, not them! What hav dey don 2 u?! WHAT HAV DEY DON 2 U?! o(*≧д≦)o))" Fumi-chan yells.
"HEY, LET SOTOKA-CHAN GO, HORINOMI-SENSEI! ٩(╬ʘ皿ʘ╬)۶SHE DIDN'T DO ANYTHING, SHE'S ONLY HELPING INO, AND INO'S ONLY HELPING ME—I guess—'CAUSE I PUT THE DESK THERE! SO IF YOU'RE GONNA EXPEL SOMEONE, EXPEL ME!"
"NOTHING. THEY HAVEN'T DONE ANYTHING FOR ME, BUT AT LEAST THEY AREN'T FUCKING ANNOYING THE SHIT OUTTA ME WITH THEIR 'YURI-CHAN, YURI-CHAN, HELP US STUDY AND LET US BORROW YOUR HOMEWORK AND HELP US PUT WITH SOCCER PRACTICES! YOU THINK I LOVE SOCCER?! I HATE THAT SHIT! ٩(//̀Д/́/)۶" I yelled without even thinking.
But that's no lie.
"Ok, so you're coming with us too, Natsumura-san! (╬ಠ_ಠ)"
Useless-sensei heads to the door, but Khanna-san gets in her way, and doesn't let anyone out.
(╬ Ò ‸ Ó) (u_u;) o(╥﹏╥)o( °Д°) (ー_ー )
"Hey, who are you?! Le tus through! (,,#ﾟДﾟ)"
"I may not understand anything of what's happening right now," Khanna-san says, "and there's a chance you're in the same situation as I am, so I can't let you go until we understand the situation and conclude that's the right thing to do (ー_ー )."
"HOW CAN YOU SAY THAT, YURI-CHAN?! ｡･ﾟ･(｀＞Д＜) ･ﾟ･." Fumi-chan yells @ me.
Maybe I shouldn't have said that.
m(_ _;)m
"I'M SORRY FOR NOT BEING A GENIUS LIKE U!" Fumi-chan keeps yelling @ me. "I'M SORRY I NEED SOM HELP! I'M SORRY I WANNA B WITH U! BUT IF I'M ONLY ANOYIN' U, SO I GUESS I'LL DIE DEN! ε=ε=ε= ｡･ﾟ･(ﾉTдT)ﾉ･ﾟ･.
Fumi-chan runs to the door, but Khanna-san's there.
"Muv (⌯˃̶᷄ ﹏ ˂̶᷄⌯)ﾟ" Fumi-chan pleads, Khanna-san let's her go, and Fumi-chan runs away.
Poor Fumi-chan.
(u_u;)
I'll have to apologize to her later.
"There's nothing I have to understand! (*`д´*)" Useless-sensei yells. "Let me through or… or… or I'll tell your teacher to give you a report…! (｡ì _ í｡) And who's your teacher anyway?!"
"LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE, YURI-CHAN!" Ai-chan yells @ me. "AND EVERYTHING JUST TO DEFEND THOSE FUCKING LOSERS!" and she keeps yelling @ me, but whatever (◔_◔).
"I don't wanna say anything cuz I'm hate gossip, but you're really acting like a total bitch," Eri-chan says, and whatever (◔_◔) "No wonder everyone says that—
"SHUT UP!" I yell and those Ai-chan y Eri-chan bitches finally shut up. Then I glare @ Useless-sensei. "If these girls are fighting it's 'cuz of me, so if you gonna expel someone, expel me and only me! ٩(//̀Д/́/)۶"
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But if she expels me, my parents would know eventually and ⎧ᴿᴵᴾ ⎫◟◟◟◟◟◟◟◟ ❀◟(ó ̯ ò,)
"YOU FUCKIN' BITCH!" Ai-chan yells from the top of 'er lungs and tackles me, and I fell to the ground, and she pulls my hair and hits me with her fist and Hamano-san's books. "YOU'RE A FUCKIN' BITCH! IF YOU REALLY WANT TO BE WITH THOSE FUCKIN' LOSERS, STAY WITH THEM! DON'T TALK TO US EVER, EVER AGAIN! FUCKIN' LOSER, YOU'RE A FUCKIN' LOSER! I HATE YOU! I HATE YOU! I HATE YOU!!! (☄ฺ◣д◢)☄ฺ
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My face ended up like shit. o͡͡͡͡͡͡͡͡͡͡͡͡͡͡╮༼;´༎ຶ.̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̨̨̨̨̨̨̨̨̨̨̨̨.̸̸̨̨ ༎ຶ༽╭o͡͡͡͡͡͡͡͡͡͡͡͡͡͡
But at least they didn't expel Yamamoto-san or anybody ≧(´▽｀)≦.
They only gave them a warning (゜▽゜;).
But they did suspend Ai-chan ( ｡_｡).
And she swore she will get her revenge or something (˚☐˚! ).
And I'm pretty sure Eri-chan y Fumi-chan hate me too (u_u;).
But, anyway, that's a problema for future Yuri-chan ¯\_(ツ)_/¯. Meanwhile, Khanna-san a me go back to our classroom, open the door and:
"No, it's really late; you can't come in (ಠ_ಠ)" our teacher, Aisaka-sensei, tells us and approaches us to close the door right in our faces.
But I get into the classroom and lean on the door so Aisaka-sensei can't close it.
"It's just that like something happened," I say and point @ my bandaged and fucked up face. "Let us in, sensei. Just this time."
"No, it's really late; you can't come in (ಠ_ಠ)" that bitch grabs my shoulder and pushes me away from the door.
Can't you see I'm all fucked up?! (╬ Ò ‸ Ó) Can't you feel like fuckin' sorry for me and let me in?!
"But, sensei…"
"You can't come in," and that bitch keeps pushing me away ٩(╬ʘWʘ╬)۶.
Wait (☆▽☆). Maybe Khanna-san can convince her to let us in; she's smart, right?
I stare @ Khanna-san with a "please help me out" face, but that bitch just stays still like: (ー_ー ).
Don't you fuckin' care we lose this class?!
No, you're right: it's just a fuckin' class.
And I can really take a break.
Yeah, fuck it (≧∇≦*).
I let Aisaka-sensei push me away a little more, and she slaps the door right in my face.
Bitch! o(*≧д≦)o))
(ー_ー )
Khanna-san's staring at me.
(ー_ー )
Is she mad @ me? Why you're mad at me? And if you are, get mad, yell @ me or something! Why you're always so expressionless?! It's annoying! It seems like you're a robot or something! Are you really alive?! You seem like dead inside or something!
"Do you want something from the cateferia? It's on me (ー_ー )" she says as expressionless as ever and, you know what? Yes, I do want something from the cafetería 'cuz this day has been the fuckin' worst and there's still a shit-ton o classes left, and I'm pretty sure I'll have to go to soccer practice and piano practice like this, and when my parents see my fucked up face⎧ᴿᴵᴾ ⎫◟◟◟◟◟◟◟◟ ❀◟(ó ̯ ò,) 'cuz it seems no one gives a flying fuck about me or my face, which probably will end up with some bruises or scars, and I'm gonna be fuckin' ugly for the rest of my life, but everyone will still annoy me and harass me and demand everything outta me like always, and from them Khanna-san's the only person in this fuckin' earth that has had a little bit of fuckin' consideration towards me in a long, long time, and I'm pretty sure she's the only one who is gonna have it and she won't expect anything from me and…
I hug Khanna-san.
"I want some juice (∘⁼̴⃙̀˘︷˘⁼̴⃙́∘)."
"Ok, I'll buy it to you (ー_ー )."
"Thanx (∘⁼̴⃙̀˘︷˘⁼̴⃙́∘)."
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"Eh… how long does hugs normally last? (ー_ー )" she asks me, and ok, I get it.
I let her go, and we head to the cafeteria.
(∘⁼̴⃙̀˘︷˘⁼̴⃙́∘) (ー_ー ).