The Blasphemy of the Word Called Eternity

Don’t you hate it when the plot of a book is ruined by an overly descriptive or cliche synopsis. Worry no more, this story is an asymmetric, unforgiving, and a comical journey of a man of undisclosed name(may be found out through the story or through a puzzle in the story I give) whom is a firm believer of using wit and logic before getting his hands dirty. Join him on his journey of misery... I mean untold easy life luxury living as he enters the totally backwards and perilous..I mean civilized and totally calm world of Astrusparelex. In this lovely place, you can expect welcoming indigenous habitants, totally reasonably weather conditions, and wildlife that will leave you gasping for air. The main character will find himself against the mighty [CENSORED] ooops Spoilers. He will be enjoying 4-d chess, tiki tube fighting, and talking to himself about all sorts of praises he has for the exotic life on this planet. Enjoy or don’t enjoy it is up to you. Mature audience advised