Questionable Prankster

'Bones, a minute?'

Appearing outside of Bone's apartment, Wan Yi knocked on the door once before talking right through the door. Bones glanced at the door with an annoyed look and ignored him.

'I can tell you are in there.' Wan Yi said, 'I can smell the alcohol...'

'What's the matter, man?' Slamming the door open, Bones poked his head out and stuck his face so close to the handsome Right Index Finger that Wan Yi was the one to take half a step back, 'I was just...relaxing...by myself, you know?'

'I didn't know you were a big drinker.' Wan Yi said semi-apologetically, 'But something came up, and I thought you are the most suitable one here.'

'You mean...the only one that's semi-relevant for whatever this is, that's not away from the Citadel?' Bones asked sharply, turning around and trying to close the door when Wan Yi wedged his foot in.

'Same difference.' He replied, 'the request came from Lily, and it's about a theft from one of the stores down in zone 1.'