Punk Hazard

The ship stopped outside a ring of fire and the crew saw an island completely covered in fire and volcanoes. Luffy said "Woah! Volcanoes! Let's go!" Usopp paled and said "Ahh my cant-go-on-an-island-with-active-volcanoes-or-ill-die disease is acting up!" Nami said "We'll draw straws!" as she pulled out a handful of straws, everybody took one and much to Usopp's disappointment he had to go.

Thirteen looked at his extremely long straw and mumbled "I thought it would be shorter than this..." the straw extended and fell to the ground, Usopp choked and looked at his own straw, it was the shortest straw he had ever seen, he said "The straw I slipped in was taken!" Thirteen threw the straw before drawing circles on the ground mumbling "Stupid straws..."

Nami rolled her eyes and created a cloud bridge to the island, Franky got the Mini Merry II out and Luffy, Usopp, Zoro, and Robin got on. Thirteen waved at them as they left and watched them go before turning to the rest and pulling out a book saying "Finally! Hheheheh" he opened his book and started reading. Sanji walked over and read the title "How to get your wife to create clones for you in the bedroom" he collapsed at the thought and Nami smacked Thirteen saying "WHERE DID YOU EVEN GET A BOOK THAT SPECIFIC?!"

Thirteen coughed and said "Borrowed it from a friend."

On Fishman Island

Fukaboshi was throwing things around in his room screaming "Where did it go?!" Shirahoshi said "What are you looking for?" Fukaboshi said "My book!" Shirahoshi said "I saw Thirteen walk out of your room with a book." Fukaboshi snapped "THAT BASTARD!!!"

Back on the Sunny

Nami sighed and said "Whatever! Sanji I'm hungry!" Thirteen coughed loudly and quipped "For you!" in Nami's voice, Sanji shot up and said "Nami-swan! I do!" Nami blushed and beat the shit out of both of them while the rest of the crew covered their mouths and chuckled.

A while later

Thirteen sniffed the air and said nonchalantly "Cover your mouths and noses." he put his hand over his mouth and nose before walking away, the rest of the crew covered themselves and Thirteen came across a bunch of men in yellow suits. He rolled his eyes and shook his head before kicking them off the ship, he frowned at the sleeping gas. He was so close and truthfully his hand wasn't doing the best at blocking the gas. He made his way to the deck and saw everyone passed out on the ground, he turned around and saw Sanji walk out of the kitchen, he pointed to his hand and made a signal.

Sanji nodded and covered himself as Thirteen collapsed, Sanji ran back inside to call the res of the crew but passed out before he got to the snail. The men in yellow suits boarded the ship again and took everyone but Brook with them.

Thirteen woke up in a room with the rest of the crew, he said "Fuck. I hate white rooms." the rest of the crew woke up and heard a voice "Hey! Can you help me out?" Thirteen looked over and said "A talking cube pile!" the crew looked over and gasped. The talking pile of cubes snapped "I'M A SAMURAI!"

Thirteen walked over and said "Not anymore. Now you're just a pile of cubes, and if you keep being rude, I will put you back together in a different order." the cubes gasped and said "You wouldn't!" Thirteen grinned demonically and said "I wonder what happens if I destroy one of the cubes..." as he licked his lips and cackled, the cubes paled and Nami smashed his head to the ground saying "Stop being scary!" Thirteen picked his head off the ground and said "Nobody's going to like you if you keep hitting them." Sanji swooned "I will Nami-swan!" steam came out of Nami's head as she snapped "Fuck you! Idiot! I'm telling Robin about the book!" Thirteen gasped and said "You wouldn't!" Nami chuckled evilly and Thirteen paled.

The cubes said "Uh.. I'm still cubes over here.." Thirteen snapped "Can't you see i'm in a crisis right now?!" Nami raised her fist maliciously and cackled as Thirteen backed away and threw cubes at her saying "Go away witch!" The cubes stuck to her body and said "This is possibly even worse." but they also had a nose bleed, Sanji snapped "Bastard! Who said you can stick to Nami-swan!" as he ripped the cubes off her body.

There was only one cube left and it was on her chest, Sanji hesitated and Thirteen whispered from the ground "Do it! You know you want to! Grab them!" Sanji took a deep breath and grabbed both breasts, completely missing the cube. Nami's face reddened as she screamed and slapped him, he flew the air with hearts in his eye and blood gushing from his nose. Thirteen burst out laughing and plucked the cube from her chest an watched them bounce, he gave her a thumbs up and said "Win-win situation." Nami covered her chest and spat "I hate you."

Thirteen snickered and put the cubes together, turning them into a head. The head said "My name is Kin'emon! I'm looking for my son! His name is Momonosuke!" Thirteen said "Yeah, yeah. I put you back together, now you owe me a favor." Kin'emon choked and said "What do you want?" Thirteen rubbed his chin and said "I don't know yet." Nami rolled her eyes and said "Anyway we need to get out of here first." Thirteen looked at the door, he picked up the head and walked over. He put his hand on the door and turned it to stardust, causing it to crumble and making a giant hole. Nami said "That was easy." and the group left the room.

The men in yellow suits saw them run away and chased after them, the group ran into a room with a bunch of kids in it. They stopped and the kids looked at them before saying "A robot?!" all the boys ran over and the girls said "A Tanuki?!" as they ran over. Thirteen mumbled "I'm literally an animal and I get no attention..." Nami said "You're upset?" Thirteen said "Not particularly. Also shouldn't we be running? Actually why are we running?" Nami shrugged and said "I don't know really. We just started running..." Thirteen sighed and said "Right."

The men in yellow suits flooded into the room and the group, minus Thirteen, started running again. Thirteen sighed and said "Why are we running again? Just kill them..." one of the kids said "Can you take us with you?" Thirteen threw Kin'emon at Franky before donning his gauntlets and saying "No problem kid, though you might want to close your eyes for a bit." he chuckled demonically and disappeared.

9 Thirteens appeared around the group of men, their gauntlets crackled with red lightning and they plunged their arms into the men's chests. 8 Thirteens disappeared and the last one said "Some of you are still alive.." he chuckled "Not for long.." as he flashed in front of them and clawed at one, ripping him to shreds, he flashed in front of another and ripped his head off while kicking another one in the neck, instantly killing him. The group watched as Thirteen decimated the men, Nami said "He hasn't changed at all.." as she rubbed her temples and sighed.

Thirteen finished and shook his gauntlets, cleaning the blood off them before taking them off and putting them away. He took and deep breath and smiled as he joined the rest, Nami said "Quite the blood bath." Thirteen waved "These kids were getting experimented on." as he walked passed the group and continued towards the exit, the group opened their mouths before smiling as Nami said "Look! Our killer has a heart!" Thirteen almost tripped and Chopper said "How did you know?" Thirteen said "I can smell the chemicals. If i'm correct they will freak out in a few hours when we take them away." he turned around and said "Do you have a schedule here?"

One of the kids said "We get candies every few hours." Thirteen laughed and said "Actually what you're eating isn't candy but drugs. Anyway, hopefully you won't die. Let's go." the kids, who were already scared at drugs, were mortified that they might die and started crying. Thirteen sighed and Nami said "What did you expect? You literally told them they might die!" Thirteen threw his hands up on the air and said "They were going to die anyway!" the kids, having got confirmation of their inevitable demise, cried even harder. Nami snapped "Will you shut up!"

Thirteen said "They die in here forsure or they maybe live outside. It depends on Chopper being able to cure their addiction." the kids cried and Thirteen snapped "SHUT UP!" the kids stopped and Thirteen said "Listen to me carefully. Nobody is going to pity you or help you, you need to think for yourself. People who cry in hard times, instead of taking action, are weak. You will die if you stay here and you have a chance at life if you leave with us. Make your own decision, if you cry again I will kill you myself." before he walked away, Sanji followed after him.

Sanji said "A bit harsh no?" Thirteen said "When I was their age I was a slave. Barely eating and was tortured. Does this place look like a bad place to you? They have toys and sometimes have to do experiments, maybe they're not as strong as me but it doesn't mean they can cry all the time. The sooner they realize that the sooner they can become strong and guarantee this doesn't happen again." Sanji smirked and said "So you just care for the kids but don't want to say it?" Thirteen was silent before saying "Do you want me to tell Nami what happened with one of the Mink pictures you have in your room?"

Sanji said "Damn those kids!" Thirteen chuckled and whispered "Some of the Minks don't wear clothes either." Sanji got a nosebleed and gave him a thumbs up saying "I can't wait." Thirteen laughed and left the room while the rest of the group and kids followed them.

A while later

The group smashed through a wall and got outside, Thirteen stretched his arms and yawned as he walked outside. He was wearing only an open shirt with rabbits on it and shorts as he walked in the snow with his bare feet. The rest shivered from the cold and Nami said "What the fuck is it so cold here. I thought I saw volcanoes before!" Thirteen said "Maybe it's a mystery island?" Nami snapped "Who are you? Luffy?" Thirteen chuckled and looked around.

He was welcomed with a bunch of marines staring at him, he waved and said "Yo." Law laughed and Smoker snapped "YO?!" Thirteen chuckled and said "How's it goin Smoker?" as he walked over, Tashigi attacked him as he made his way, he reached out and grabbed her saying "I already have 3 wives, i'm not allowed more sorry." before he threw her in another direction.

He stopped in front of Law and Smoker before saying "What's up?" Law said "Vacation." Smoker said "Work." Thirteen nodded and said "Very talkative I see." he wrapped his arms around their necks and said "I haven't had a decent fight in a while.. Anybody up for a spar?" Law coughed and said "Actually I have something to do.." Smoker pushed his arm off and said "Why are you here brat?"

Thirteen pointed behind him and said "Breaking some kids out of experimental treatment, and Luffy answered a distress call s-" he ducked and grabbed Tashigi's collar before throwing her away "So really I had no choice." Smoker looked over at the kids and said "Experimental treatment?" he looked at Law and said "Care to explain?" Law said "I don't have to answer to you do I?" Thirteen chuckled and said "Anyways. What did I interrupt?" the duo said "A fight." Thirteen sighed and said "You'll fight each other but not me?"

Smoker said "A 1.25 Billion beri bounty vs a warlord.." Thirteen said "It went up?" Smoker grunted and said "After you punched Kizaru into a building it went up." Thirteen smirked and Smoker said "Anyway why did you lie to me?" Law said "I don't know what you're talking about, but I am surprised you're here." Smoker thrusted his Jutte at him and Law dodged, Thirteen backed away and watched before throwing Tashigi away again. The rest of the marines just sat there wondering what to do, they wanted to go after the Straw Hats but they also didn't want to die from Thirteen.

Thirteen yawned and sat down as he threw Tashigi again and watched Smoker and Law fight. Law popped Smoker's heart out of his body and put it in his pocket as Luffy's group showed up, Law swapped the crew's 'hearts' around, putting them in different bodies before chuckling. Thirteen was in Luffy's body and stretched his arms before saying "WOAH! THAT'S CRAZY!" He turned to the marines and said "Gum-Gum Pistol!" and stretched his hand, punching a marine in the face as he laughed.

Luffy was in Thirteen's body and said "Woah!" his hands lit up in flames and he threw shooting stars everywhere while laughing. The rest of the crew was not amused however, Sanji was in Nami's body and feeling himself up as Nami, in Franky's body slapped him and said "Stop feeling me up!" Thirteen punched the ground and said "Gear second!" and steam came off of him as he shot forward at Luffy and punched him in the face while laughing.

Luffy crashed into a snow bank and snapped "What was that for?!" Thirteen said "This is so much fun! Fight me a little!" Luffy grinned and charged at Thirteen, only to fly into a snowbank. Thirteen burst out laughing and Nami grabbed Law and said "Change us back!" Thirteen said "Wait! I want to stay!" Luffy got up and said "Man you're fast!" he flashed in front of Thirteen and punched him in the face, sending him flying.

Thirteen got up and grinned "Gum-Gum Jet Gatling!" as he sent a barrage of punches at Luffy, who dodged them all with Thirteen's superior speed, he put the gauntlets on and swiped at Thirteen using electro. The duo started fighting using each others moves as Law changed the rest back and watched the duo fight.

Luffy turned his arms black and white flames came out, he used electro and the lightning was black, his arms looked like white tiger heads as he punched at Thirteen, he even tried to do his own gatling as he said "White Tiger Machine Gun!" his arms started moving really fast and creating after images.

Thirteen gasped and said "I didn't know I could do that!" as he Jet Gatling'd at Luffy, their fists collided and sent them both flying back. Thirteen flew back into the marines, he got up and threw Tashigi away again before punching into the ground and running back while spinning his arms. He jumped and turned his head black as he shot forward and spun in the air saying "Gum-Gum Spinning Sniper!" he flew through the air like a rocket and smashed right into Luffy, sending him flying.

He stood up and held his head as he laughed and stumbled around saying "That's crazy! Hhahaha" He stretched his hand and held on a rock before grabbing Tashigi and slingshotting her away. Luffy got up and said "Cool!" Thirteen said "I'm Monkey D. Luffy! I'm gonna be king of the pirates!" Luffy snapped "NO I AM!" and they started fighting again.

Robin rubbed her forehead and said "Can you change them back? I'm gonna lose my mind if this goes on." Law chuckled and said "They're having fun." Robin said "You'll be having a lot more fun if you don't." as she crossed her arms and sprouted them on Law's body. Franky covered his crotch saying "It's over for him. You had a good life Law." Law started to sweat and changed the duo back mid punch, they got confused and crashed into each other before falling back.

Thirteen rubbed his head and said "Already?" Robin 'smiled' and said "You want to stay? I guess Luffy will have to sleep in our room now." Thirteen shot up and said "Ah you know being myself is great!" Robin giggled and patted his head saying "Good boy." Thirteen pouted and said "I'm not a dog." he whispered in her ear "Dogs don't get kisses or.." he went into great detail what he would do to her when they left this island, causing her face to become redder and redder, she covered his mouth and whispered "Please stop, I really can't handle that.." Thirteen bit her earlobe and said "For now.." as he silently smacked her ass and winked, Robin covered her mouth and blushed.

Law said "Stop flirting we need to have a discussion, Straw Hat-ya." Luffy got up and stretched out his arms and said "I was having fun too!" Law said "Another time. Let's go."

A while later

The crew was inside an ice cave and Law said "I want to make an alliance to take down Kaido, the emperor." the crew was shocked and Luffy said "Okay." Robin said "Luffy, a lot of pirate alliances end in betrayal!" Luffy turned to Law and said "Are you going to betray me?" Law said "No." Luffy said "Alright." Thirteen burst out laughing and Law said "This island is under the control of Caesar Clown, he's a scientist who's making artificial devil fruits called Smiles. They are being mass produced for Kaido, who wants to use them for a giant zoan crew..." he began explaining what the plan was and Thirteen and Luffy yawned and said at the same time "So we just have to kick his ass right?"

They looked and pointed at each other with their mouths wide open. The crew dead panned and Law said "I guess. It won't be so hard with Tiger-ya here." The duo said "I got it." they snapped "I'll get him!" they lunged at each other and started a dust brawl. Law snapped "It doesn't matter who does it!" Robin grabbed Thirteen and Zoro grabbed Luffy, who stretched his hands trying to grab at Thirteen. Robin sighed and said "When did you get so childish?" Thirteen said "I'm just having fun. It's so boring! This island sucks, Caesar sucks, everybody's weak and doesn't want to fight me!"

He glared at Law and said "The next place we go to better have someone strong enough to fight me or i'm kicking your ass!" Law waved him off and said "There will be." Thirteen said "I hope so." He got free and walked away grumbling something about the island sucking. Robin went after him and the rest sighed, Law said "Is he always like that?" Nami said "No. I don't know what's gotten into him.." Luffy said "He has never lost before." everyone turned to him.

Luffy said "He's finally himself again and nobody wants to fight him because he's so strong now. I would be upset too. He's never lost and he wants to fight someone who will push him to his limits. Imagine fighting people from the east blue all the time." he shook his head and added "It's not fun anymore." Nami sighed and said "Isn't it nice to relax?" the rest said "No." Zoro said "I'd rather not sit around all day. I want to fight strong people too." Sanji exhaled and said "Same here." Usopp said "You can't be a brave warrior of the sea if you fight against weaklings all the time." Chopper, Franky, and Brook all nodded in agreement.

Law said "It doesn't help that Tiger-ya's bounty is over a billion and he's all over the newspapers." Nami said "You're all crazy!" the guys chuckled.

Robin caught up to Thirteen and said "What's wrong?" Thirteen sighed and said "I'm bored. I want to fight strong people. Everyone is weak and my fights end without any excitement!" Robin scratched his ears and said "Why would you want to fight strong people? Don't you want to be safe?" Thirteen chuffed and sat down saying "I want to have fun. I haven't met anyone to push me to my limits, and nobody wants to fight me anymore." he sighed and continued "Of course I want to be safe but why did I even join the crew in the first place? I started with them a long time ago, without emotions and just an escaped slave."

He held up his hands and they burst into fire and electricity as he said "Now I have everything. Strength, emotions, lovers, friends, and a living family. I'm happy but is that it? Luffy wants to be the king of the pirates and everybody else has a dream, but what do I want to do? I don't even know." his ears drooped, Robin frowned and sat next to him as she said "What DO you want to do?" Thirteen looked up at the sky and said "I want you all to be safe and live out your lives happily, I want to have kids and live with everyone until I die. All 4 of us and whatever children we may have, I want everyone to achieve their dreams and live on the same island as us. Straw Hat Island." he sighed and said "Such a stupid dream.."

Robin giggled and leaned her head on his shoulder as she said "It's not... but Straw Hat island?" Thirteen looked at her and said "Do you have any better names?" Robin said "That's the best you could come up with?" Thirteen shrugged and said "White tiger island, Flower island, Rainbow island, Rabbit island..." he rattled off a bunch of terrible suggestions and Robin said "Okay so you're not naming our kids..." Thirteen was offended and said "What?! Yes I am! I have great names!"

Robin rolled her eyes and said "Yeah? Prove it." Thirteen said "Robin, Carla, White, Emily, Emma, Carrot, Rabbit, Bunny, Tiger, Kitty..." he went off rattling off animal names, Robin's eye twitched and said "Emily and Emma are the only ones that were acceptable..." Thirteen gasped and said "I said around 20 other ones!" Robin snapped "They were all terrible! You started naming animals at the end!" Thirteen frowned and said "What's wrong with that?" Robin slapped him and said "I'm not naming my child after an animal!" Thirteen opened his mouth and Robin said "Or a number." he closed his mouth and sighed.

Robin giggled and said "You can give me suggestions." Thirteen smiled and said "I can't wait!" Robin smiled and hugged him as she said "Me neither.." Thirteen held her in his arms as he smiled and closed his eyes, thinking about the future.

A while later

The rest of the crew came outside and saw Thirteen sleeping with Robin on top of him, Luffy chuckled and Law said "He's not cold? He's only wearing a shirt and shorts!" Nami said "He's never cold or hot." Law said "Lucky guy, I fucking hate it here." Luffy laughed and said "We'll go kick the clown's ass while he's sleeping!" The crew sighed and Usopp said "Is that a rabbit?!" Thirteen sat up and said "Where?!" Robin woke up and said "What happened?"

Luffy snapped "Usopp! Now he's awake!" Thirteen yawned and picked up Robin, he put her on his shoulders and said "What did I miss?" Luffy made a lying face and said "Nothing we already beat Caesar. You can go back to sleep..." Thirteen stretched out his face and said "Ehhhh? You lying to me?" Luffy looked away and said "Noooo..." Thirteen stretched his face in all sorts of ways and said "Really? Then why are we still here? I heard Caesar has a giant stash of meat.. Did you find it?"

Luffy said "The clown has a stash of meat?! We need to go kick his ass right away!" Thirteen laughed and said "Gotcha." Luffy seethed and said "There better be meat!" as he stomped off. Thirteen laughed and shook his head before following him, the rest sighed and followed the duo.

They walked into a building and Law said "I'm going after the Smile tanker. You guys just.. Do whatever I guess." the crew chuckled and Thirteen said "Ehh, where's the clown?" Law was about to say something when Luffy screamed "CLOWN! WHERE ARE YOU?! I'M GONNA KICK YOUR ASS!" Law snapped "You're not supposed to yell!" Robin sighed from Thirteen's shoulders and Thirteen himself laughed.

Thirteen put Robin down and kissed her as he said "Stay safe and think of my names." Robin said "They were bad." Thirteen chuckled and said "I'll get one in watch me." he stuck out his tongue and disappeared, Luffy said "Oh no! He's gonna kick the clown's ass before me! Wait!" as he ran after him, the crew exhaled and Law said "I'm off too." and he ran away, Zoro sighed and said "I'm going to look for booze." and left. The rest were just standing around doing nothing, Franky said "Let's explore?" the rest of the crew agreed and they traveled in a group.

Thirteen and Luffy smashed into a lab and said in unison "Are you the clown?!" A tall man with giat horns and a gas-lab coat said "That's me." Thirteen punched him in the face and said "We're capturing you." Luffy punched him in the stomach and said "Let me do it!" Thirteen started beating Caesar up and said "I got it!" Luffy snapped "But I want to do it!" Thirteen said "But-" Luffy snapped his fingers and chuckled "Captain's orders!" Thirteen pointed at him and said "Bastard!" before getting off Caesar and standing off to the side grumbling "I hope you lose.." Luffy chuckled and started beating up Caesar.

Caesar was just about to do some experiments and try out a new formula when he started getting beat up, he wanted to cry but he had no tears. He thought 'Why me' as he got beat up, he didn't even know who these people were, they just showed up and started to beat him up saying that they were going to capture him, what did he do? He didn't know but he was pretty sure he didn't do anything, he sighed to himself and wondered if it was time to retire, maybe find a nice girl, settle down somewhere hidden, have some kids and pass down his knowledge to them, then he wouldn't get beat up for no reason anymore. He liked that idea, he declared to himself that he would do that when this was all over as he took the beating, not able to fight back.

Luffy beat him unconscious and said "Ahh got him!" Thirteen grumbled "Stupid clown.." as he picked up some seastone cuffs and cuffed Caesar, he dragged him behind him as the duo left the lab to go find the rest and leave.

A while later

The building split in half and the duo found the crew, along with the marines, Smoker, and Tashigi, who lunged at Thirteen, he grabbed her and threw her across the room as he said "How's it going?" Smoker said "Wish I had my heart but I guess other than that not too bad." Law showed up and threw his heart at him, Smoker caught it and put it back in his chest. Thirteen waved Caesar around saying "Got him." Law said "Good. Doflamingo is on his way here, we need to go. Get the kids and find a tanker, i'll blow up the lab." Thirteen saluted and chuckled as the group left, Thirteen grabbed Tashigi and threw her ahead of him as they left.

The group arrived at a massive tanker and loaded up the kids, the crew, and the marines, Thirteen threw Tashigi into the tanker as well as he waited for Law, he didn't have to wait for long and the group left.

A while later

The crew and the marines were celebrating with a clear line between them, as the kids were with the marines. Thirteen walked over and said "Oi Smoker! Have a drink with me!" He stumbled over and face planted right in front of him, Smoker snapped "Stay on your side! How much did you drink?!" Thirteen mumbled "Ahh like 5 barrels.. Zoro lost though hehehehe" Smoker sighed and said "Why are you here?" Thirteen frowned and said "Oi you're my friend!" he sloppily grabbed Tashigi by the tits and threw her away before burping and saying seriously "Smoker. Do you have booze?" Zoro got up and crawled over, he stopped next to Thirteen and said "Yeah. Do you? We ran out."

Smoker grumbled "Idiots.. I'm not your friend!" some of the G-5 marines crawled over and said "You damn pirates! You can't out drink us!" Thirteen and Zoro said "Ehhhh? You wanna bet on it?" the marines burped and sneered "Yeah! Bring the-" he passed out and another one finished "Booze!" Smoker snapped "IDIOTS! Get me some too." the other G-5 marines rolled a barrel over saying "Try and out drink us! Bastards!" Thirteen threw Tashigi again, he didn't even notice he grabbed her ass as he threw her, only making her more angry. The group started drinking and swearing at each other.

Thirteen burped and said "What's going on with the marines?" Smoker said "They're fucked. Akainu became the fleet admiral and now is breeding absolute justice piss heads." Thirteen threw Tashigi again as he laughed and said "Hahahah You or Garp needs to take over. Then we can purge the nobles!" He lifted his glass and threw Tashigi before downing the whole thing. Smoker sighed and shook his head as he drank from his glass.

A while later

The crew was on the Sunny and sailed away from Punk Hazard. Thirteen was lying his head on Robin's lap, sleeping with a smile on his face as Law said "We're going to Dressrosa now. It's Doflamingo's territory. The plan is to destroy the Smile factory and cut Kaido's supply of Smiles." Thirteen mumbled "And kick the flamingo's ass.. Damn flamingos..." he turned his head and brought Robin down before laying his head on her breasts and smiling. Robin was amused and stroked his head softly.

Law said "Yeah and that." Luffy cheered and said "Yay! Kick Flamingo's ass!" Kin'emon said "And find Kanjuro!" a child was with him, his name was Momonosuke, he kept eyeing Robin, Thirteen growled as his tail went straight, he turned his head and glared at Momonosuke before saying "Oogle my wife again and i'll send you to hell." before falling back asleep and snoring as he hugged Robin's waist.

Nami was speechless and Robin giggled as she said "He's just a kid." Thirteen growled before Momonosuke hid behind Kin'emon and shivered. Thirteen smiled and nuzzled into Robin's chest happily, Robin smacked him and giggled again, he was like a big cat. Law said "Anyway, we'll be at Dressrosa in a few days." Luffy said "Sanji make food!" Sanji nodded and left, the crew went after him. Law said "What?" Sanji said "Sandwiches are okay?" The crew nodded and Law snapped "I don't like bread!" as he chased after them to make sure.

Thirteen yawned and Robin said "Are you hungry my love?" Thirteen looked up at her and said "What did you just call me?" Robin said "You don't like it?" Thirteen said "Wait say it again." Robin said "My love." Thirteen chuffed and kissed her face and said "I love it!" Robin wasn't prepared for a sudden attack and giggled as she tried to stop him, he kissed all over her face and said "Ahh, I love you so much!" he picked her up and walked to his room, Robin wrapped her arms around his neck and said "I love you too. Where are we going?" Thirteen said "Shower." Robin said "Finally, I wanted to change and shower a while ago.."

Thirteen grinned and said "Me too.." Robin rolled her eyes and Thirteen chuckled as he stripped her and himself before getting into the shower and kissing her lips. She wrapped her arms around his neck and sat on his lap before saying "Oh someone's excited." she reached down and stroked his dick before sitting her pussy on top of it and sliding down as she moaned. Thirteen kissed her and grabbed her hips before sliding them up and down on top of him as moans echoed in the shower for a long time.

The Sunny slowly sailed towards Dressrosa for Law's big plan.

(Author's Note)

Hey guys! Punk Hazard finally out of the way! Finally! Best arcs now! Woo!

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