Colosseum

The Sunny reached the Green bit of Dressrosa after days. Law said "Alright, I'm gonna bring Caesar to the trade with Doflamingo, Robin-ya, and Long nose-ya will come with me. Sunny protection team will stay and wait for me. The rest will destroy the Smile factory." he gave Nami a vivre card and said "In case something happens." the Smile destroying team left, Thirteen went with them and Nami said "Where does this go?" Law said "Zou. That's where the rest of my crew is." Nami said "Why didn't you say that before..." Law was confused and Robin said "Thirteen definitely would've went with us." she grimaced slightly "His other wife is there."

Law made an 'O' with his mouth and said "He has another one?" Nami coughed and said "Two actually." Robin sighed and Law said "What a guy." Nami chuckled and said "When he finds out we're going there, he might lose it." Law shook his head and said "Alright let's go." Law, Robin, and Usopp left. The Sunny team watched them go and Nami said "Although we don't know what she looks like... Or even a name.. Whatever I think se can find out when we get there." Chopper had already fainted at the thought of meeting the deer in the picture Thirteen showed him.

The Smile destroying group disguised themselves in Dressrosa, Thirteen frowned at his disguise and said "Is this really necessary? Can't we just go kick the Flamingo's ass?" Luffy nodded and Kin'emon said "No! We need to be a secret task force! Ninja-gosaru!" Thirteen sighed and the group walked away.

They were sitting in a restaurant and Sanji said "These people seem pretty calm, even though Doflamingo abdicated his post." Thirteen ate his food and said "He probably faked it." as he kept eating. Luffy looked over at a blind man getting swindled and walked over, Thirteen looked at him before looking at the blind man and squinting a bit. The blind man looked over and smiled, Thirteen smiled and waved at him before going back to eating.

Luffy said "Oh you won." the blind man said "Really?" Luffy nodded and the man running the table said "No he didn't." Luffy said "He did. He put white and it's white." the man said "If I say he lost, he lost understand?!" the blind man pulled out his sword and pressure appeared on the man, slamming him into the ground. The blind man stood up and said "Thank you, you are very kind." to Luffy, who waved and said "Just telling the truth." the blind man smiled and walked out of the bar, Thirteen watched him go and Luffy said "Who are you?"

The blind man said "I think it's better for both of us, if I don't answer that." as he walked away. Thirteen got up and said "I'm going after him." Luffy said "He's a good guy." Thirteen said "I won't hurt a blind man. I just want to ask him something, i'll be back I promise." Luffy nodded and Thirteen left.

Thirteen spread out his observation and found the blind man about to walk into a wall. He flashed over and held his arm, pulling him from the wall as he said "Watch out for the walls old man." the blind man smiled and said "Thank you." Thirteen chuckled and walked with him saying "I've never heard a marine thanking a pirate before." the blind man retorted "I've never seen a pirate helping a marine before." Thirteen laughed and said "I happen to like very few marines, i'm deciding on you right now."

The blind man chuckled and said "Oh really? And what makes you think I won't just capture you right now?" Thirteen said "I'm confident in my strength and you give me a good marine feeling, like Garp and Smoker. So let me ask you, are you a good marine or a great marine." the blind man was silent before saying "I like to think i'm a good marine, but that's for you to determine no?" Thirteen laughed and said "That's right! You're one of the few marines that hasn't called me a slave the first time you met me." the blind man sighed and said "There are problems in the marines."

Thirteen said "Trust me old man, I know. Maybe there will never be true justice.." the blind man stopped and said "What is TRUE justice?" Thirteen said "Do you think taking a child from their families and forcing them to be a slave is justice? Do you think the marines who's sole purpose it is to capture people and sell them is justice?" Thirteen shook his head and said "I've even seen admirals chase after escaped slaves just to bring them back to hell. Shouldn't the marines be helping people and catching pirates instead? Nobody even tries to liberate the slaves. Every marine, except for a few, either ignores the problem or actively participates in catching more and selling them. Wheres the justice in that?"

The blind man was silent and Thirteen said "I don't really care what the marines do. They can throw dirt on my name and incriminate me, chase after me or any pirates for that matter. It's a necessary balance in the world because there are murderous pirates in the world who kill, rape, and steal from normal citizens, but there are less of them getting captured than the regular people that survived. A single falsified report, and the survivors of the pirate attack are sold into slavery, saying that everyone died" Thirteen clenched his fist and said "I don't care whether you're a marine, a government agent, a pirate, a civilian, or a revolutionary, as long as you promote and condone slavery it will never stop. One day you'll have to make a choice between your principles and Justice, I can't say for sure but you feel like a good marine, I hope you'll make the right decision."

Thirteen patted his shoulder and walked away, The blind man said "Issho." Thirteen smiled and said "Thirteen, Nice to meet you." before disappearing, Issho smiled and continued on his way, thinking about what Thirteen said, as he exhaled "Looks like I have a little pirate friend." he chuckled and disappeared himself.

Thirteen appeared in front of Luffy and Franky and said "Hey. What's up?" Franky said "We got info and the rest disappeared." Thirteen nodded and said "I'm not surprised. What did you get?" Luffy said "They're giving away Ace's fruit to the winner of the Colosseum tournament today." Thirteen grinned and said "So were gonna be gladiators? I like that." Luffy grinned and the duo did a high-five, Franky chuckled and said "The Lunatic never ceases to amaze me." Thirteen chuckled and hopped on to Franky's shoulder as he said "To the Colosseum!" Luffy sat on Franky's head and pointed forward while laughing.

Franky's legs turned into tracks and he drove towards the Colosseum. The trio arrived at the Colosseum and saw a one-legged toy soldier run inside, Luffy and Thirteen walked inside the Colosseum and registered as Lucy and Rabbit.

The duo were talking as they walked to the dressing room when a big man stopped them and said "There are no weaklings in the Colosseum! Scram!" Thirteen punched right through his chest and ripped out his heart before chuckling "You're right!" as he threw it away and continued on, spreading fear in the other gladiators.

The duo walked to a costume place and changed, Thirteen ripped off his disguise and put his gauntlets on. He wore a half mask with Rabbit ears and a cape, he put spiked bracelets on his tail and kept his shorts. He was bare chested, showing off his muscles, but he was still un-recognizable. Luffy put on a helmet and a cape and did a pose as Thirteen laughed.

The announcer, named Gatz, called for group A and Thirteen stepped out to the arena. Gatz said "The tournament starts now! Group A begin!" all the gladiators were blown away, leaving only Thirteen and a man with a paper bag on his head. The man with the paper bag charged at Thirteen, who lunged at him and grabbed his arms before jumping over him and flipping, slamming the man into the ground as the crowd cheered.

Thirteen laughed and the man got up and said "You're strong." Thirteen said "I've been told." as he disappeared and kicked at the man's head, he didn't go flying because Thirteen grabbed his foot and slammed him into the arena stage, creating cracks. Thirteen stood on the man's back and ripped his arms off as the crowd cheered loudly, he grinned and electricity crackled around his hand as he punched right through the man's chest. He went through his heart and broke the stage to pieces, he pulled out his heart and crushed it before throwing his hand up in the air as the crowd cheered.

Gatz was taken aback by the brutality and said "The winner is RABBIT!!!!" The crowd cheered and Thirteen bowed before shaking his gauntlets, clearing the blood, and walking off the stage. He joined Luffy and said "This is so much fun! The crowd cheers when you beat people up!" Luffy laughed and said "Who was that last guy?" Thirteen whispered "He's one of Blackbeard's crew." Luffy clenched his fist and nodded, it was Blackbeard that sent Ace to the marines, he took a deep breath and said seriously "Thank you." Thirteen patted his shoulder and said "Not problem Cap! Your problems are my problems!"

Luffy smiled and wrapped his arm around his shoulder saying "Let's go watch the next round! Shishishishishi" Thirteen laughed and they walked to the viewing area.

As the duo were watching a blond haired man walked up to them and watched with them before saying "You're here for the Fire-fruit as well?" Luffy nodded and said "Yup! It's gonna be mine! Who are you?" the man flipped his hair and said "Cavendish." the duo said "Never heard of you." Cavendish said "Because of those damn super nova! I hate them, they stole my fame!" Thirteen chuckled and Luffy was about to say something when he heard another voice "Hey you brat!"

The trio turned and a giant man said "You're Garp's grandson Monkey D. Luffy aren't you?" Luffy said "Yeah. Who are you?" the man said "Don Chinjao! I hate Garp, he flattened my head!" Luffy said "What does that have to do with me?!" Cavendish said "You're Straw Hat?!" Thirteen stepped in front of Chinjao and said "You got a problem old man?" Chinjao said "You're still a kitty cat to me brat!"

Thirteen said "This cat has claws old man. I'd watch it if I were you." Chinjao sneered and said "Make me!" Thirteen jumped at him but was held back by Luffy and Chinjao was held back by his grandsons as they said "Gramps! You'll get disqualified!" Chinjao stopped and said "You're lucky this time kid." Thirteen spat "Stay away from my captain or i'll put you in a retirement home old man. A flat head won't be you're only problem then." Chinjao glared at him before getting dragged away by his grandsons.

Thirteen glared at him as he left and Luffy let him go saying "We almost got disqualified." Cavendish said "You're the White Tiger?" Thirteen said "The one and only." Cavendish snapped "You took more fame than anyone else!" as he attacked him, Thirteen chuckled and grabbed his fists saying "Shut it pretty boy, I like women." Cavendish snapped "I'm not gay!" Luffy burst out laughing and Thirteen said "Oh look it's your turn to go on stage." Cavendish looked and the duo ran away laughing.

They saw Bellamy on a stretcher, who looked over and said "Straw Hat." Luffy said "Oh hey Bellamy! You okay?" Bellamy said "I'm fine." Thirteen yawned as Luffy and Bellamy talked before leaving. Luffy was called to the stage and Thirteen gave him a fist bump saying "Smash em up!" Luffy chuckled and fist bumped him before leaving.

Thirteen walked to the viewing area and came across a pink haired girl yelling at a toy soldier, he looked over and saw Franky, Thirteen made a 'what's going on' gesture and Franky shrugged. Thirteen laughed and the pink haired girl said "Who are you?" as the Toy soldier and Franky left.

Thirteen said "Rabbit. Who are you?" the girls smiled and said "Rebecca. Are you a friend of Lucy?" Thirteen said "Yeah, you're a friend with the toy soldier?" Rebecca smiled and said "Yeah.." she started talking about her life with the toy soldier as they walked to the viewing section, Thirteen said "That doesn't sound too good. What about your dad?" Rebecca shook her head and said "I don't remember him." she teared up and said "I don't know who he is but I haven't seen him for my entire life."

Thirteen patted her shoulder and said "I haven't seen my dad either. Only a statue of him.. Maybe your dad is a famous guy or something." Rebecca giggled and said "I wish. I would know who he was if that was the case no?" Thirteen chuckled and said "I guess so.." he leaned in and whispered "Unless it was a secret to everyone." Rebecca wasn't sad anymore and whispered back "Do you think he was a spy?" Thirteen laughed and said "Maybe, or an undercover agent!" Rebecca laughed out loud as the duo watched Luffy fight against the man with the flat head.

The fight ended and Thirteen walked to the dressing room with Rebecca ans saw Cavendish attacking Luffy, while a man with green hair cut the tongues of the people talking bad about Luffy. Thirteen laughed and said "Did I miss something?" the three stopped and the man with the green hair fainted, Cavendish charged at Thirteen, who punched him in the face and knocked him out as he said "This pretty boy is like a rabid dog."

Luffy laughed and went to get something to eat, Rebecca frowned and said "Ah I'll come with you!" Luffy nodded and Rebecca said "Can you stay here?" Thirteen was confused but shrugged and said "Luf-Lucy, I'll be here I guess." Luffy nodded and the two left. Thirteen walked up to Cavendish and slapped him awake as he chuckled and said "You're going on stage soon. Can you stop biting at everyone you see please?" Cavendish scoffed and Thirteen said "I have 3 wives, I don't like men." Cavendish snapped "I'M NOT GAY!" Thirteen laughed and threw him towards the arena saying "Sure you're not." before he grabbed the green haired man by the hair and dragged him along.

The green haired man woke up and said "Eh? Where am I?" Thirteen said "Dead." The green haired man said "Aw that sucks. I never got the Straw Hats' autographs.." he sighed to himself sadly, Thirteen laughed and said "Who are you?" the green man said "You're god and you don't know who I am? You do a pretty bad job." Thirteen burst out laughing and slapped him "You're not dead idiot! Why would hell be a Colosseum?"

The man said "I don't know, dramatics?" before he looked up and said "Y-y-you're White Tiger?!" Thirteen slapped him again and said "Don't faint again!" The man said "I-I-I-I'm Bartolomeo! Super fan of the Straw Hats! And President of the Straw Hat fan club!" Thirteen said "We have a fan club? How popular am I?" Bartolomeo gave him a thumbs up and said "Number 2." Thirteen sighed "Stupid rubber bastard is always first..." Bartolomeo pulled out a paper and pen and said "Can I have your autograph?"

Thirteen chuckled and drew a black tiger paw and a white '13' in the middle before giving it back to Bartolomeo, who was ecstatic and carefully placed it in a folder before tucking it in his shirt. Thirteen laughed and heard Zoro from outside "Oi! Kitty!" Thirteen turned around and said "What's up grass head?" Zoro grit his teeth and said "Get Luffy, we got trouble." Bartolomeo shot off saying "I'll get him!" Thirteen watched him go and laughed.

Zoro was confused as to who that even was but forgot about it and said "Anyway! We have trouble!" Thirteen said "What is it? Is Robin okay?" Zoro's eye twitched and said "Yeah she's fine." Thirteen said "Phew good. Then what's the problem?" Zoro said "We've been being watched since we got here." Thirteen frowned and said "That flamingo guy hasn't run yet?" Zoro said "Why would he run?" Thirteen gave him a look and said "Because I'm going to kill him obviously."

Luffy and Bartolomeo showed up and Zoro said "I think the guy who's controlling a country won't be scared of a kitty running around." Thirteen smirked, revealing his fangs and said "I think you're mistaking me for your marine girlfriend." Zoro snapped "She's not my girlfriend!" Thirteen said "Yeah whatever, wife, my bad." Luffy said "What is it Zoro?" Zoro walked up and called the crew as he said "We have problems." Thirteen said "You've said that 3 times now." Zoro snapped "You got a problem tiger boy!" Thirteen reached through the bars and electrified his hands as he said "Yeah, you're grass head needs a trim!" Zoro butted heads with Thirteen as Franky's voice came through the snail "Luffy! We have problems!"

Thirteen laughed out loud and said "Robin are you okay?" Robin said "Yes, miss you though." Thirteen sighed and said "Me too." Luffy said "Whatever! What's wrong Franky!" Franky explained about the tontattas and their plans before saying "I can't leave these little guys to fight Doflamingo themselves." Sanji said "I'll bring the rest and we'll fight them together." suddenly Law smashed into the ground in front of them, they looked over and saw a tall man with a pink feather coat.

Luffy said "Law!" the pink feather coat man said "Straw Hat, did you enjoy my gift?" Thirteen said "You're the flamingo guy?" Doflamingo said "Doflamingo." Thirteen waved and said "Too long. How about Pinky." Doflamingo snapped "You want to die?!" Thirteen sneered and said "I'd love to see you try." Doflamingo grit his teeth and Zoro charged at him, only to be blocked by Issho, who created a pit and trapped both swordsmen inside before saying "Let's go." and flew away with Law towards the palace, Doflamingo followed after him as he said "I'll be looking forward to gutting you, slave." Thirteen laughed and said "I'll rip you apart Pinky. Run fast, i'm coming hahahahah"

Zoro and Kin'emon got up and Sanji said "Well then." Robin spat "I'll crush that flamingo's-" Thirteen said "Ahem* anyway what else." Sanji said "Well we currently have a Bigmom ship on our ass, apparently the clown owes them money." Thirteen said "I didn't know Bigmom did a loaning business, what's the interest rates?" Caesar said "120%" Thirteen choked "That's almost as bad as the witch!" Nami snapped "HEY YOU STILL DO IT DON'T YOU?!" Thirteen said "Oh look a bird, cool."

Nami sighed and said "We're going ahead to where Law's crew is." Luffy nodded and said "Where are they?" the snail was silent before Nami said "Zou." the rest who didn't know gasped and Luffy said "Were going to Zou? But they don't have any meat." Thirteen said "We won't stay for long. Remember what I told you, no Garchus." Robin said "You're not going with them?" Thirteen said "I promised Pinky I'd rip him apart." Luffy snapped "No I will!" Thirteen said "You got the last one!" Luffy said "I WANT THEM ALL!" Thirteen seethed and the duo started a dustbrawl.

Sanji said "So we're going to Zou?" Luffy said "Yeah. We'll kick Mingo's ass and catch up." before going back to the dustbrawl. The rest confirmed and Marines showed up, Zoro and Kin'emon said "Find a way out! We'll wait for you." The duo nodded and ran away with Bartolomeo.

They were running in the corridors when a man in heels stopped them, he was standing next to a beaten up Bellamy as he said "Hey there boys." Thirteen said "I like women." the man choked and said "I'm not gay!" the three of them tilted their heads and looked at him.

Luffy said "You're wearing lipstick."

Bartolomeo said "You have a woman voice."

Thirteen said "You're wearing heels."

The man seethed and said "Shut up!" as he shot towards Thirteen, Bartolomeo lifted his hands but Thirteen stretched his own out and grabbed the man's ankle before punching his knee and shattering his bones. The man screamed in pain and Thirteen grabbed his neck and said "Listen to me, i'm in a big of a hurry. I don't have time for every cross-dresser that passes by, wheres the exit." the man spat and said "Like i'll ever tell you!" Thirteen smiled and said "I needed a reason to kill you, thanks." he ripped the man's head off and tossed his corpse away like trash.

He turned around and sighed "He didn't say where the exit was." Luffy said "We'll just keep looking." they suddenly heard a voice say "I can point you in the direction." Luffy turned around and said "S-S-S-S-SABO?!" A man wearing a top hat and had blond hair with a pipe on his back revealed himself and said "Hey Luffy long time no see." as he smiled.

(Author's Note)

Hey guys! Shorter chapter today but still a lot happens.

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