02/01/2021

So hey guys My ex best friend invited me to a bar COs people bailed on his gfs party. So naturally I said I was gonna go home early but fuck she was saddd, so I went crazy and striked up a convo. I was like, drink half of this jug of cocktail and then I'll drink 3/4 of this jug and then we chug. Oops I lost COs the ice was so cold I was afraid of throat damage. Otherwise I would take the pain. I also quit alcohol, for like nearly a year but poor birthday girl. So I took it. Then I said we all take two shots each, except for my cunt friend who wasn't as drunk. I said three shots for him. I paid th drunk girl and then. We fucking died afterwards. So we were at the club dancing like no tomorrow zombies. I'm texting u now on phone in an Uber. Woooo I dropped a the floor a lot already. It's why I shouldn't get alcohol. I'll get you all drunk. I'm kinda ripped for a writer tbh. Fak bro. So I was saying. Sorry I seriously wanted to write a chapter tonight, I told them. Ofc my friend said I'm a pussy. Anyways. Tonrrrow I will write a chapter. Thank you for your understanding

P.S. reading this while I'm sober Rn is... *facepalms*