Commonnerfer

“Randomly being pulled into a meeting of goddess was the last thing I expected.
I don’t remember much from my previous life, I just remember endless darkness.
So of course I asked for information on what ever World I was going to.
And then I let the Goddess decide. I have no clue how it happened, but I ended up as a dungeon master in the world of ‘that time I reincarnated as a slime.’”

That Time I Reincarnated as a Dungeon Master. (dead on webnovel)

"This place is nice." Rimuru says melting into her slime form as they all relax in the hot springs.


"I know it's amazing here. Hey could you bring out the tv nya we could watch anime." Milim says causing Rimuru's eyes to widen.


"Wait you have anime?" Rimuru asks her voice sounding hopeful.


"So you just got dropped her with nothing but a small cave?" Rimuru asks


"Nya, then we had the goblin army settle in afterwards it was cleared out by adventures while died giving us dp nya." Nekra says


"They don't need to die to give you dp right?" Rimuru asks


"Nyo they don't need to die they just gave us more dp nya with it I bought golem magic nya." Nekra says


"And how did it all end up like this." Rimuru says a bit of disdain in her voice.


"Nya well I need to protect the core while giving the adventures a reason to come in. So I used iron golems to lure them like it was an iron mine nya." Nekra says 


"That works but it's not a way to build a dungeon." Rimuru says slurring her words.


"No it's not." Rimuru says slamming down her cup.


"First we need the first floor to be filled with weak monsters so people who have no clue how to fight can fight them and progressively get stronger before moving to the next level with slightly stronger monsters." Rimuru says


"That explains why no one came back after they met safi Nya." Nekra says


"Of course they wouldn't you see a massive dragon her size, you are never coming back. Not to mention the fact she erased 200B class knights.


Also why are you using legionnaires on the first floor! Most of them can fight better than most adventure in a 1 on 1 even if they are made of stone and dirt." Rimuru says before laying her head against the table.


"Momma Yuki what are they doing?" Safi asks seeing the two very intoxicated girls talk.


"Well Momma Nekra found the alcohol she's usually cute when she's like this though." Yuki says answering Safi's question horribly.


"So what do I do then nya?" Nekra asks 


"I will help you make the best dungeon ever!" Rimuru says 


"Hey Nekra dear I think we should sleep first before you start making changes to the dungeon." Yuki says


"Nya... that's a good idenya." Nekra says her eyes barley able to be kept open.


"Tired and dunk nekra is a cute nekra although it's nothing compared to the time you drink too much blood." Yuki says as she picks Nekra up carrying her to bed.


"Right! We can talk about this more in the morning." Rimuru nods before finding the couch in the living room area. Not the first one but the second one which isn't occupied by Milim.


Safi heads to her own bedroom which is full of plushies.


"Rimuru-sama!!!" Shion shouts looking for the slime.


"Rimuru-sama!!!!!"  Several people shout 


Yeah Rimuru didn't tell anyone where she was going....


"Souei do you know where Rimuru-sama is?" Shion asks


"Yeah, she's with her family currently... drinking." Souei says 


Several of the people searching for her stop.


"Yes Rimuru-sama is with Nekra-hime." Ranga says 


Ranga shivers hoping to never see the cat girl drunk ever again.


Ch 37: That’s not how you build a dungeon!