The Pitiful God / Stupid Mortal

Naga looks at Kaito unwavering in his expression, he closed his eyes, spitting out as few words as he possibly could. In this situation, things were already awkward enough, he didn't want to drag it on too long. "I... never ... had ... to ... learn" he grumbles to Kaito, then gritting his teeth and growling he continued, "If I knew how, I wouldn't have asked"

Kaito softened his expression looking at the pitiful god in front of him, sighing he walks closer to Naga wrapping the cloth around his waist and tying it into a knot on the side, to keep it from falling. "Let's head down to the village, it's s late we should find a hotel~" He then pauses realizing he has no money to pay for a hotel then looks at Naga, "Hey uhh, how should I address you?" He asks briskly before continuing.

Naga looked at Kaito with an unreadable expression, he then sighed and spoke firmly "Call me what you had earlier, that will be fine" He looks down at this shabby, brown, and filthy cloth obviously uncomfortable. Kaito nods his head , thinking to himself its best to just comply with the God for now as not to make lie too difficult for himself. "Okay My Lord! Uhh~ so .. how are we going to PAY for everything?" Kaito laughed anxiously scratching his cheek, "I haven't had any money in a few weeks now!" Kaito then sighed hoping the god of wealth could help.

Naga looks at the man and laughs loudly, his voice echoing over the hills around them "I'm well aware from the clothes you wear, you have no money. Do not worry, there is plenty here" he holds out a hand and blue sparkling light begins to circle Naga's palm. Soon the light condenses into a ball and disappears leaving a fat, yellow silk , coin pouch. He tosses it up slightly and grabs the top of the pouch as the money inside clatters and clinks together.

Turning his head Kaito looks at Naga with curiosity, "How much money is that?" Tossing his eyes from Naga's face, to the pouch and back.

(Naga:) "Oooooh~" He hummed , "about... 30 million. Remember, I am the god of wealth, I have an endless supply of money."

(Kaito:) "So we can buy whatever we want!?"

Naga made the bag disappear, with the simple action of balling the money pouch into his fist, looking at Kaito with a look of disgust "Quit fooling yourself, there is no WE. It's my money... unless you want to make a deal?" He smiles eerily at Kaito.

Kaito knew from what his teacher has spoken, what that meant and gulped, sweat forming on his forehead. His teacher had told him never to make a deal with a god, because it wasn't something to take from lightly. That they will take back, 12 fold, what you take from them. He even had once heard her say, that if you turned down an offer, you could get eaten. He looks at Naga nervously , he should at least ... entertain this god right? Will he kill him? NO, ridiculous, he needs him to find his teacher! HAH! He looks back at Naga the wind picking up and his fading hair from light brown roots to black flutter in the wind, his blue eyes glowing, waiting patiently for Kaito's response.

"That depends , what kind of deal?" Kaito turns his body to face away from the god, crossing his arms. Positioning himself to run if need be. Naga smiled wider and the coin pouch appeared in his hands again. "You want this right?" Shaking it like he was waving a treat in front of a dog, his golden bangles ringing like bells in the process. "Well, If you WANT it, you can have it." Naga sneered as Kaito turns to look at the pouch. Kaito looks Naga directly in the eyes and scoffs at the god "Depends. Whats in it for me?" He looks at the pouch.

Naga lets out a booming laugh all of his gold accessories now glinting off moonlight, as the clouds move to clear the sky, and his tanned skin shining, showing his features clearly. His wide shoulders were straight and his back slightly arched to adjust to the weight of them. His waist was thin and a body completely cut and chiseled, with a very refined muscle structure. His face, as the rest of his body, making him almost irresistible to most men and women. "Its easy, I just need a servant to look after me. Someone to help me do basic things, such as bathing, cooking, and dressing. You only need to stay around to help me!" He laughs looking at Kaito trembling now. "It's pretty easy right?"

Kaito shook his head sighing "right, yeah, easy" he tilted his head , looking at the pouch "and what else?"

Naga looked at him slyly and asked "Do you want the money?"

Kaito then nodded and spoke calmly "yes I-" immediately Naga threw the coin pouch at him laughing as he turns around to leave. He spoke as he began walking away "Good , we now have a deal. Enjoy your money"

Kaito now horrified that he was trick screams, running to catch up to the god making his way down the hill, "YOU TRICKED ME! This doesn't count!!" He cried trying to hand the pouch back.

Naga lifting his hand , signaling his refusal to take the pouch he laughs "I did nothing but ask if you wanted the money. You agreed, so I merely gave it." he continues to walk. "Lets go, I'd like to get this disgusting thing off my body."

The two now wandering down the hill to the village, Naga turned to look at the worlds around him. He knew from the looks of it, the world had changed quite a lot already. The hills now filled with trees and large plants, seemed unkept, and the village seemed much smaller than he recalled it being centuries ago. The man in front of him also insisted he cloth himself, how much of his culture had been modified over time? He wondered to himself as they continued on the pursuit to find this teacher. He was dying to know exactly who this woman was to be able to copy his own work. Thats right! Who dares steal from a god for credit!? Selfish humans, he'd eat them all if he could, but they're entirely too necessary at the same time.

Reaching the village, Kaito led the way for Naga to a tall building. The lights inside were on and a loud commotion can be heard, the scent of alcohol creeping into Naga's nostrils he stops. "Whats wrong" Kaito asks curiously looking at the irritation on the god's face, before entering. "This isn't a hotel..." Naga spoke angrily gritting his teeth.

Kaito laughing turned to him and spoke "Of course not! But its the only place where you can rent a room to sleep in the village!" He laughed harder "unfortunately it happens to also be a brothel"

Naga eyed Kaito severely anger rising from his throat, coming out as a low growl "that's bullshit" he looked around and pointed to a taller building standing down the street, its lights were also on signaling the building was still open. "What is that!?" He growled. Kaito laughed and rubbed the back of his head before speaking, "uhhh~ thats a hotel , but mate listen! It's rat infested! You don't want to go in there!" He chuckles.

Naga was unsure who to listen to and sighs, he could use a drink anyways. He cant help but feel this humans up to something, so he decides to see what he's got up his sleeve "Fine, lets rent a room at the brothel" he grits his teeth as Kaito nods and smiles, pushing his long hair out of his eyes. Thinking to himself, he'd certainly finally get his hair cut.

Opening the brothel door, Naga was welcomed buy the scent of vomit and booze. A chair had been sent flying into the wall next to him as a fight broke out, and looking to his left in frustration, he sees a husband coaxing his now drunk and naked wife off the table. Turning the other way, there were several women sitting around with a few men tossing some change on the table, and at the back was the bar.

The scenery wasn't much either, stained wooden floors, cheap wooden tables, red chairs and velvet furniture around the building and tables. behind the bar you could see all of the bottles lining the wall as a woman cleaned a few glasses. The lighting was a cheap yellow light resembling a lantern fire. And next to the bar was a door that was open, revealing a set of stairs.

Already uneasy, a glass flies past Naga and he looks at the two men fighting in front of him. He grits his teeth in anger as Kaito opens his mouth "Let em fight, they aren't hurting anyone yet" he guides Naga to the bar and starts talking to the bartender , as a few of the women have begun to approach Naga, molesting his stomach and arms with their filthy hands.

One girl wearing a long red dress, with glitter or sequence on it started speaking. She had a white rose in her hand and wore red stilettos on her feet, making her appear to be the same height as Naga. Her makeup ungodly and colorful, to Naga it looked like a mask rather than makeup, "Hey baby, you up for a night? Its not too expensive" she wraps an arm around his, pushing their waists together, and using her head to point at the stairs, licking her lips.