Walking across the street 23 year old Bai An saw an injured kitten limping across the road as a huge vehicle sped towards it. Her animal lover instincts kicked in and she pushed the kitty away just in time it's body landing on an old torn up mattress. However Bai An  herself was not as lucky with no one wanting to risk their lives  to save hers she quickly fell victim to Truck Sama.

"At least I did a good deed" was her final thought before her mind gave into the darkness.


Waking up she sees her self floating in the air, everything around her is pitch black as her mind races wild with idiotic thougts.
 
"What the-..." all of a sudden a ball of light  appears out of nowhere. 

"WELCOME MY DEAR CHILD TO THE DIMENSION OF SPIRITS"  A fat man bellowed his bald head shining brightly with vigor as if saying " look at me, look at me see how smooth I am I know u wanna touch it."
 
Bai An laughs at her ridiculous thoughts before bringing her attention back to the piece of blubber in front of her.
The fat man whose name she learned is Jun Qiang told her that he's from the committee of gods who decided that her death was too early so they decided that she would be Reincarnated into one of their worlds. Which one she doesn't know but she's a little excited because from the novels she's read before the protagonist always gets sent to a world that's a game they already played in their past life and they have a ton of cheats so she's hyped up.

Jun Qiang then wishes her good luck as she feels her spirit being sucked into a vortex. 
"Awwwww YEAHHHHHH" she screams but it comes out as a baby's wail instead as her arms flail around her eyesight blurry.

F*ck Yeah! I’m The Villain

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Just like that a month had passed. With my early graduation diploma I had set off back to the kingdom with the old man, Bingwen in tow. My nerves were bubbling with excitement and I couldn't sit still. 


I graduated top of my class, as expected and I had a little send off party. Master and I reconciled with a hug and expensive gifts. True to my words, his hair is completely grey not a strand of color in sight. Ha! 


Contrary to my thoughts Clairvoye made me a little card. A bit begrudgingly I might add. It was a drawing of me of a a grave with my name on it and her planting flowers on it. Guess that's her dark way of saying she'll miss me. 


The rest of the little children gifted me with flowers and jewelry. Don't know what I need jewelry for but it is the thought that counts. The elder's gift was my favorite. It was a interspatial ring. And he got it in my favorite color. RED. It was scarlet with flame desings on it. Little diamonds embedded deeply on the sides. It's gorgeous. 


"I hope you had a fun time at the sect. Once you are around 21 years you'll be expected to spend more time there." I nod vigorously. I can't wait to see my family. I hope they mbissed me as much as I missed them. 


Soon the gates of the kingdom are within view and I squeal excitedly, pacifier dangling out of my mouth. Don't judge. Yes, I see you. 


"Master, do you think the food in the capital is as delicious as the one's in the sect. Baozi is hungry." 


"Baozi, remember what happened last time. I took you out for a walk because you wanted to go sight seeing right. And then we ran into some kids who asked me why this chicken is so fat. And when I took you to the sect vet they said your over weight. I think it's time for someome to go on a diet." 


"Wuwuw master no, it ia not my fault. My stomach is just very large. I am a growing baby you know. Master, you're bullying me. Wuwuwu" 


I block out Baozi before I change my mind. I have to be strong in the face if such cuteness. 


Seeing the royal insignia on the carriage the guards waste no time in opening the gates, citizens from within the city lined up to congratulate me. 


"Hey do you think when she's old enough she'll marry my son. Sigh that would be best if it could happen." 


"Shut up you daft cow, all you ever think about is marriage this and marriage that. What you need to think about is your licentious ways and pray to the gods he doesnt inherit them from you. Along with those nasty things on your lower area!" 


Shouted the man's head wife. Ashamed and beet red he felt he no longer had the face to stay and ran away. Shouting at his wife to follow him but she flipped him the birdie. One has to know that with the backing of a strong paternal family she can do whatever she likes. 


When I saw that I laughed aloud. Serves him right, only thinking with his little brother. 


anting to be a tad bit extra, I asked the old man to order some maids in the carriage behind us to throw out some gifts to the crowd. I mean, it is a happy occassion. 


All is well and grand until I reached the castle. Mom, dad and benjie were waiting on me but on the sidelines where the maids and butlers are I saw her. The female lead's mother. She was standing with the spies I'd put on her side but when she looked at my mother, I saw a flash a visciousness cross her eyes. Oh that bitch needs to go, not now seeing as the female lead isnt alive yet, but soon.


Chapter 35