Walking across the street 23 year old Bai An saw an injured kitten limping across the road as a huge vehicle sped towards it. Her animal lover instincts kicked in and she pushed the kitty away just in time it's body landing on an old torn up mattress. However Bai An  herself was not as lucky with no one wanting to risk their lives  to save hers she quickly fell victim to Truck Sama.

"At least I did a good deed" was her final thought before her mind gave into the darkness.


Waking up she sees her self floating in the air, everything around her is pitch black as her mind races wild with idiotic thougts.
 
"What the-..." all of a sudden a ball of light  appears out of nowhere. 

"WELCOME MY DEAR CHILD TO THE DIMENSION OF SPIRITS"  A fat man bellowed his bald head shining brightly with vigor as if saying " look at me, look at me see how smooth I am I know u wanna touch it."
 
Bai An laughs at her ridiculous thoughts before bringing her attention back to the piece of blubber in front of her.
The fat man whose name she learned is Jun Qiang told her that he's from the committee of gods who decided that her death was too early so they decided that she would be Reincarnated into one of their worlds. Which one she doesn't know but she's a little excited because from the novels she's read before the protagonist always gets sent to a world that's a game they already played in their past life and they have a ton of cheats so she's hyped up.

Jun Qiang then wishes her good luck as she feels her spirit being sucked into a vortex. 
"Awwwww YEAHHHHHH" she screams but it comes out as a baby's wail instead as her arms flail around her eyesight blurry.

F*ck Yeah! I’m The Villain

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Bob was a fat pig who liked to eat corn. One day it got to the point where he wouldn't eat anything else except for corn. The happy farmer was more than willing to feed Bob the corn, for the fatter he became the more delicious he would taste. 


At night when Bob got so huge that he could only sleep on his stomach, that was when the farmer attacked. Poor Bob barely resisted before he was already cooked and served for the farmer's family dinner. It was delicious. 


This was a popular story that the people at the orphanage used to scare the little kids at night when they disobeyed the rules. 


For me I just liked the part about the family enjoying such a scrumptious meal, it really boosted my appetite. 


Chapter 42