LunaWhatEver

Being a Grim reaper sounds cool to some and scary to other's but for Dave it's actually just like any other job. 
Even being dead doesn't save you from having to deal with a job you hate, stubborn 'customers', interacting with people you don't like and overall the day to day struggles we all go through. 

This Book is a slice of life, dark comedy story from the viewpoint of the Grim Reaper Dave. 






!!The book is a dark comedy and deals with dark themes like drug abuse, death, suicide and depression so beware!! 
Also slight lgbt content but nothing explicitly sexual.

Dave the Grim reaper

Today I had to work in the so called costumer support. It's a fairly new service the company put into the place to be more approachable.


I had to answer the request and complaints of people what was pretty annoying but at least I did not have to leave the office for that.


While taking a sip from my coffee I opened the program and read the first e-mail.


Im Sam and Im 13. I thought that may be u could go and wisit my math teacher. I hope u know what I mean ;) .


I don't think that I'm going to do that but maybe I'm going to visit your English teacher. Because you seem that u definitely need a new one.


Well that was easier than I expected. Okay got to do the next one.


why do you cause so many people's death?


I don't cause anything. It's the human's stupidity that causes most death and when you want to complain about natural disasters then please talk to the boss up there because I'm not in charge of that.


Why do they all think that Grim reapers kill people. That's so ridiculous. 


do you also help with marriage problems? I mean it does say till death do as a part right?


yes I do that but sadly your husband asked first so... see you soon.


He should definitely get a divorce if she already considers killing him. Oh well not my problem. At least not yet.


What's up old man? I think you are pretty cool and all but if you ever get near me I'm going to get my bro's and we will kick your ass.


If you call me old one more time I'm going to get your brother's.


This was not as annoying as working with people face to face but I was still glad to finish the work later that day and be able to do my normal job the next day.


Customer support