Last words

Everybody want their last words to be meaningful or poetic but most of the time they aren't.

The most common one are actually:

"I know what I'm doing!"

"This should work."

"It's not that high."

"Only over my dead body."

"It's fine."/"I'm fine."

"What could go wrong?"

"What did you say?"

"I don't feel so good."

"Fuck."

"Oh shit!"

But there are also a few rare occasions where someone says something funny or wise at the end.

So here are some of my favourite last words from famous people:

Charles Gussman,

television scriptwriter:

"And now a word from our sponsor."

Groucho Marx, entertainer:

"Die my dear? Why that is the last thing I'd do."

Joan Crawford , movie actress:

"Damn it.Don't you dare ask God to help me."

James French, convicted murderer:

"Hey fellas! How about this for a headline for tomorrow's paper?

'French fries.' "

R.D. Laing, Psychiatrist:

"No bloody doctors."

Louie XlV, King of France:

"Why do you weep? Did you think I was immortal?"

Thomas J. Grasso, convicted murderer:

"I did not get my Spaghetti-O's. I got spaghetti. I want the press to know this"

Voltaire, philosopher (after a priest asked if he wished to denounce Satan):

"Now is not the time for making new enemies."

W.C Fields, actor (when asked why he was reading the Bible):

"I'm looking for loopholes."

Karl Marx, Social philosopher, revolutionary:

"Go on get out. Last words are for fools who have not said enough."