I Hate This Guy

Since Zhang Yun saw the man was in need of help, he immediately ran beside the man.

*Ding* You are tired, please rest for a while

"Sh*t, not again," Zhao Yun cursed as he felt weak and rested beside the man. Zhao Yun looked at the details of the guy and was shocked.

"He is already at the 8th stage-body refinement at the age of 18, we have the same job as a swordsman, but why is his name blank? and his title is..." as Zhao Yun was contemplating, the man mumbled something, "Food, I`m hungry, please someone give me food."

Zhao Yun took a sack of mushrooms from his dimensional bag and place a mushroom at his mouth.

"You need to suck it since it`s pretty hard," Zhao Yun advised.

At first, the guy didn`t move as if already dead, then he opened his eyes and ferociously bit the mushroom. Zhao Yun was dumbfounded by what he saw, he placed another mushroom on the guy`s mouth, and just like a nutcracker, he bit the mushroom and ate it. Since the forest was silent, crunching sounds echoed. Zhao Yun once again placed a mushroom after seeing the last one being finished. The mushroom was being eaten like candy by the random guy. After a 20ish mushrooms being eaten, the guy sat up and thanked Zhao Yun.

"Ahhh, you really saved me back there. I really thought I was a goner since I haven`t had a sleep and food since 4 days ago," the guy narrated.

"it`s nothing, I can`t possibly leave a dying man alone can I?" Zhao Yun replied

"I am Guan Yu, really, I am grateful by you saving me," Guan Yu stood up and bowed in a full right angle with both his hands on the side

"Ah, seriously, don`t mention it, I am Zhao Yun," Zhao Yun sheepishly replied, then added, "By the way, I have a companion waiting for me just outside this forest. We are on our to the nearest town, would you like to have a ride?"

"Yes, I would really be grateful. Don`t worry I`ll be paying the fare for riding your cart, I can`t be indebted to you more than I have already," Guan Yu voiced out.

"Okay, okay, but before that let me rest for a little while longer," Zhao Yun suggested

"Of course," Guan Yu exclaimed

After resting for a little while longer, the two of them stood up and left the forest. In the distance, they can see the cart and Coach, but he wasn`t alone, he was surrounded by a pack of gray wolves, a 2 star- beast class monster.

"Sh*t, Coach needs our help," Zhao Yun immediately ran towards Coach, Guan Yu following right after. Both Zhao Yun and Guan Yu have their swords strapped on the left side of the waist. When they were at voice reach, Zhao Yun shouted, "Coach, I`m here." Coach was relieved to see Zhao Yun arrived just in time. "Just a bit later and I might be a wolf meal by now," Coach blurted while protecting the package and his own. Coach was managing by kicking the wolves when they were near the cart, but of course, when he gets tired it`s all over for him, and he really tired since he was kicking since earlier. That is why Zhao Yun's arrival was a blessing from the gods.

Zhao Yun and Guan Yu then draw their sword simultaneously and started slashing down the wolves when they were at the sword`s reach. At first glance, it appears that Zhao Yun and Guan Yu using the same footwork and swordsmanship, but if you really focus on them, you`ll see that Zhao Yun`s was more of a fast slashing and spinning slashes while Guan Yu`s was more of a simple but precise strike. And they both noticed this while fighting. They made work of the wolves easily and quickly. They even sheathe their sword in the same manner, even Coach noticed something`s fishy with how the two have the same fighting styles.

Guan Yu was the first to ask, "How do you know Kenjutsu¹?"

"Kenjutsu? It seems you don`t know what you are talking about. My swordsmanship is called Haidong Gumdo², get it right," Zhao Yun corrected

"What the hell is that?" Guan Yu curiously asked

Zhao Yun was clearly annoyed by this question so he informed Coach that he and Guan Yu would be talking privately and left.

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When the two were out of ear`s reach from the cart...

"Don`t lie, why do you have a title of *Reincarnator*?" Zhao Yun asked straight away

Guan Yun had a surprised face, "I came from a place called Japan," he admitted. "How about you? How did you know I was a reincarnator?" Guan Yu asked in return.

"Because I am a reincarnator as well, I`m from South Korea," Zhao Yun explained about his scouter skill and his shitty system to Guan Yu. Guan Yu also explained his ow system to Zhao Yun, they learned that they were both transported by the "transporters" but received different gifts. They forgot about the issue about their swordsmanship and had a nice conversation until it wanders to their preferences on a female.

"What the hell are you saying? MILFs are the best, you can never be wrong in choosing an MILF," Zhao Yun said in the most convincing manner.

"The f*ck are you talking about? They are the incarnation of lust itself and that`s a deadly sin while Legal loli`s, on the other hand, are waifu materials, they are caring, cute and of course they are legal," Guan Yu retorted

"Don`t make me laugh, the two thing lolis are good at is acting cute and being a wall while MILFs can provide you the softest bed that has ever existed, they are the real waifu materials," Zhao Yun countered

"No, no, no, Legal loli`s are definitely superior. They`re basically heaven`s gift to our world," Guan Yu riposte

"Clearly you have been misled and took a wrong path my friend, join me and be enlightened by the only truth, that is MILFs are the best," Zhao Yun extended his arms as if saving someone.

"There are no right or wrong paths my friend, there`s only an ugly path and a beautiful one. Obviously, mine`s the beautiful one, yours the ugly. So if you really want to take the ugly road, I can`t save you no more," Guan Yu retaliated

The two went back and forth until Coach had to come and check them. Hearing them argue about which is better made him annoyed and hit them both in the head. This time, they were stopped by an angry Coach.

"I was expecting something important but here I here you two arguing about women," Coach disappointingly said.

They went to the cart and started their journey towards the border town. The two continued their argument until Coach had to step in once more.

"I hate you," Zhao Yun declared

"I hate you more," Guan Yu riposte

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"Welcome to the border town boys," Coach exclaimed

After arriving, Guan Yu paid 2 silvers and bid his farewell. Coach was delighted with how generous Guan Yu was since 5 coppers would be enough of fare from the forest to the border town.

"We should head to the Trader`s guild to sell the materials," Coach instructed.

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Zhao Yun`s status window

Age: 21

Mana Pool: 180

Job: Swordsman

Title: Hero of the Mushroom village

Stamina-(35) 70

Strength-25

Agility-(25) 50

Intelligence-(25) 50

Charisma-19

Available Experience Points- 23