Blind Leek

As the owner of an ordinary bookstore, Ling PingAn’s biggest wish was to muddle through life and do absolutely nothing. 
 
However, customers that were right in the middle of their pubescent crisis kept visiting his store in the dead of night.
 
For the sake of his business, Ling PingAn had to mimic their childish tones, sparing no effort to promote the books in his store.
 
When he finally managed to sell his books after going through a great verbal tug-o-war, each and every one of them said that they don’t have money, and that they wish to use various tools that were seemingly divine artifacts as pledge.
 
Looking at these customers, Ling PingAn could only agree to them resignedly.
 
But little did he know that every single book that these customers purchased from him had altered in appearance.
 
“Secrets of Cosplay” became “Lower Abyss Research Report”
 
“Stellaris: Settings for Synth Ascension” was in fact “Gospel for Synthetic Beings”
 
What’s more, in the eyes of these customers, he was actually a horrifying ruler of Diablos, an indefinable entity that held the reins of all realms.
 
In this regard, Ling PingAn said, “I’m not, I didn’t, don’t talk nonsense.
 

I Really Am Not The Lord of Demon

Ling Pingan looked at the time on his phone that finally jumped to 12 am.

"Cross Slope!" He looked at the other side of the river, where the green lights were still faintly discernible among the trees, and issued his own declaration, "I'm coming!"

At this moment, he remembered the famous words of Caesar, who had the same status as the first emperor of Qin in the history of land of Qin, "I came, I saw, I conquered!"

And deep in his heart, a mocking thought was quietly flowing.

"Conquer the fungus that the termites raise in their own nests?"

This thought flashed through his mind, but Ling Pingan did not notice it at all.

He hugged his cat, stood up, hummed the song, and slowly walked to the other side of the river.

The song echoed over the surface of the river.

However, the song slowly went out of tune.

The Adventures Of The Cross Slope (3)