Nightmare Noire

Noire's p.o.v.

Ewwwww! There was blood on the white carpet downstairs! Kid has a damn problem if he thinks he can get away with blood all over the floor. It wasn't mine right? I looked down at my feet and sighed in relief. Alright, time to continue Kid's diary. Dear Diary, Today Liz and Patti were trying to get me to admit that I actually like Fade and Noire. Why would I do that? It's so much fun to mess with them! Liz and Patti need to mind their own business. Ahhhhh symmetry is so pretty. I wish I was symmetrical, but every time I try to dye my hair, it just goes back to the stripes. I hate my hair. I hate it sooooo much, but Fade likes it. She thinks that I don't know that she watches me in my sleep sometimes, but I know. In fact, I've thought about cuddling with her when I was awake. Ahhhh, I miss her so much. I could walk right down this hallway and give her a hug, but would she accept me? I don't think she likes me back. Diary, do you think I'm trash? I am trash aren't I? Asymmetrical garbage that doesn't deserve to exist! WHAT DOES IT MEAN ANYMORE?!? EVERY DAY I CAN'T SLEEP THINKING ABOUT IT! I'M ALWAYS WRITING IN YOU INSTEAD OF SLEEPING! PATTI AND LIZ GET A KICK OUT OF WAKING ME UP, AND SOMETIMES I WAKE UP IN THE KITCHEN WITH COOKIES IN MY MOUTH! WHY?!? I WANT DAMN COOKIES NOW! WHERE'S NOIRE?!? I'M GONNA MAKE HER MAKE SOME BEFORE I GO MAD! I WON'T BE ABLE TO GET FADE TO DO IT! I CAN ALWAYS FORCE NOIRE THOUGH.

That damn bastard can't push me around! What does he think he is doing talking like that?

But then Noire might get mad if I wake her up.... Maybe I should get Patti to wake her up for me. Patti is always up anyways. But then she might not be able to because she can't do anything seriously. Maybe Liz then? No, I can't lose the smart one to Noire's wrath. Maybe Fade? Yeah, if Fade wakes up Noire, Noire won't do anything to her! I've figured it out! I'm gonna eat cookies tonight! One problem, Fade will yell at me. Faaaade! I don't want to be killed by you! You'll kill me asymmetrically with Noire! Noire will laugh and dance on my grave. She might even throw a party on top of my grave. Noire is so pretty, but she is so scary sometimes.

I'm pretty huh? Alright, let's see how pretty you think I am when I kill you with a kitchen knife, bring you back, then murder you in the bathroom with soap, bring you back, deliver you to Fade, watch Fade murder you, then dance on you- Huh? I THINK I HEAR KID! SHIT! HIIIIIDE! RUUUUUN!

I got out of bed and hid the diary under my bed. After that I ran down the hall, trying to distract Kid from searching my room. "Stay awaaaaay! Kiiiiiiid! Die already!" I threw things at him as I ran down the stairs with Kid chasing me.

"Get back here and give me back my diary! Adrian stop her! Help a guy out here!"

"I will never give it back! Get a new diary! What's so special about that one?!?" I tripped and fell down the rest of the stairs, and my head landed right next to the pile of glass Black Star was sweeping up. Holy shit! I almost died! Craaaaap! Kid's getting closer! I stood up and ran to the living room.

"HEY! DON'T YELL YOU MIGHT WAKE UP FADE!" Black Star pointed out as he crossed his arms.

"DON'T TELL ME TO STOP YELLING! YOU ARE YELLING YOURSELF! SHIT HERE COMES KID!" Kid ran down the staircase, and he had that look. I'm sooooo dead. "Adrian, aren't you supposed to be babysitting Kid?!? Do your job before I die!" I looked at Adrian who looked between Kid and me.

"UH. I don't see anything, I'm asleep."

"Coward!" I gave Adrian my attention and started throwing things at him. Kid started getting closer, and he was walking. Shiiit He's walking! Save me someone! "Black Star please save me!"

"Noire...why wasn't you in bed with me?" I looked to see my savior walking down the stairs rubbing her eyes.

"Awwwww! I'll be there in a minute sweetie! RIGHT AFTER I KICK KID'S ASS FOR DISTURBING ME!" Kid froze in shock. Hahahaha, that's right Kid.

"Ok. But you better hurry! I don't like it when you stay up late without me."

"I'll make it quick." I looked at Kid and punched him right in the face. "Coming Fade!" I skipped up the stairs and held her hand as we walked back to her room.

"Why is she so scary when Fade is around?" I looked over my shoulder at Kid who was sitting up.

"Hold on. Piggy didn't learn his lesson." I walked back down the stairs and kicked Kid in the face. "Alright, let's go!" I smiled cheerfully up at Fade and went to join her.

"Did you know Noire that unicorns exist? I seen one outside my bedroom window when I woke up."

"Did you make a wish on it?" I looked over at her.

"No, that is what you do when you see stars, I seen a unicorn then seen Kid pulling something out of the bottom of my feet, it was see through and very powerful."

"One minute." I smiled at her and kissed her forehead. "Don't miss me too much. I'm just taking out the trash." I walked back downstairs with the sweetest smile I have ever worn. "Hey Kid? I was wondering if you would like to go on a date?"

"What? I'm sorry what was that? You want to go on a date? How about you try handing over my diary first then we will discuss dating, cupcake." I started blushing.

"Well... that's too bad because I meant to say if you wanted to go on a date with a trash can."

"No I don't think I want to date you trashcan."

"Ok, how about my other friend, the trash can? I think you will feel right at home with her." I grabbed his collar still smiling and dragged his ass outside and dumped him in the dumpster. "Have fun with her Kid. You two where made for each other." I skipped inside humming, but I could still hear Kid.

"GET BACK HERE, SHE IS NOT THAT PRETTY. LET ME INSIDE! BLACK STAR HELP ME!" I looked at Black Star still smiling.

"Wanna join him? I think you would make the perfect third wheel."

"No, I think I will stay here with the potatoes." I looked at him closer.

"What are you doing to my potatoes? Why don't you just go home before this gets worse! I swear I am going insane! Look, I'm still smiling!" I started laughing as I locked the back door I dragged Kid out of.

"I am making Kid French fries."

"What a nice gesture to such a dirty trash bag. Tell him never to call me cupcake again while you are at it. Adrian, nothing has happened. Nothing at all. Go home before you meet my other friend." I looked at Adrian who was staring at me in horror.

"I don't know what we are talking about, I was reading this book the whole time." he holds up a imaginary book and begins to read it.

"Good boy. Why don't you go read it in Kid's library? I'm sure he won't mind while he is on his date." I looked at the door that Kid was banging on. I reached over and unlocked it for him.

"Great idea, I will go smoke my cigar outside while you two totally don't destroy the living room..." he got up and stepped outside and held the door open as Kid stepped inside.

"Hi Kid! Back from your date already? How was it?"

"Don't talk to me I am going upstairs to take a long hot shower, when I get back down here, please be gone."

"Of course cupcake."

"Whatever you say pig breath." he walked upstairs after stepping into the pile of glass and didn't flinch as he made his way to his room.

"What a dirty mouth. I should wash that out for him before he gets bad breath and rotten teeth. Love hurts sometimes." I followed Kid upstairs. "Hey Kid?"

"Noire!" I was pulled into a bedroom by Fade. "About time you got back, I am really sleepy and can not sleep without someone. Into the bed we go!" She tugged me by the arm over to her bed. She saved you this time Kid.

"Ok!" I smiled at her and joined her in the bed.

"Noire when I wake up, you will still be here right?"

"Of course silly! I just got up this time to read Kid's diary which I totally don't know where it is right now. After that I had to take out the trash and reunite him with his lost love from another life. It's the perfect Romeo and Juliet!"

"Well, ok. Good night Noire."

"Night. Oh yeah.... Kid told Black Star that you would go on a date with him tomorrow."

"Oh...OKAY. Tell them I said..." She trailed off as she passed out. No, I hope. I'm coming for you tomorrow Kid. I mean it. I held Fade next to me and played with her hair till I fell asleep.

Fade's p.o.v.

I woke up at some point in the morning as the light shinned into the room and I grumbled and rubbed the back of my head. For some unknown reason my feet hurt really bad. I don't know why though, all I remember is falling asleep with Noire after we got back home from getting ice cream. I sat up in my bed and noticed something really seemed off...Why are we in my room... I thought we fell asleep in Noire's bedroom.

"Hey there sleepy head! You ready for your date with Black Star?" Noire sat up and gave me a hug.

"No the hell I am not! I don't like that blue headed pervert!"

"You don't remember last night do you? Just to give you a heads up: I stole Kid's diary and put him in the dumpster. I think I did excellent last night. Hmm... Holy SHIT! HE CALLED ME CUPCAKE LAST NIGHT!!!!" She started freaking out and holding her head as she curled up into a ball. "And I think I called him one too...." I got up out of bed and shrugged.

"No more scary movies for me." i went into my bathroom and took a hot shower. "There is no way in he- owe my feet hurt!" I fell down in the bath tug and groaned in pain holding my feet seeing Band-Aids on them so I took them off seeing a few wounds, probably from glass. "Just great! I won't be walking for a while. GOOD! It gives me a reason why I shouldn't go on a date with Black Star. I looked at my feet some more examining them then finished my bath sitting in the tub. When I finished I got out and fell over into the floor. "AH THAT F****** STINGS! DAMN IT!" I remembered I left my bathroom door opened and blushed.

"HOLY SHIT! ARE YOU ALRIGHT FADE?!? I'll kill that bastard today! I mean it!" Noire came into the bathroom and stopped when she saw me. "OH MY GOSH I AM SO SORRY!" She threw a towel at me as she adverted her gaze. "Can I get you something Fade?"

"You could get me some pain killers and a closed door."

"Yup, gonna do it. You just sit there and get dressed!" She left the room with a blush and slammed the door. I eased myself up onto my feet and endured the pain as I went into my closet and picked out a dress to wear for the day. I put on the dress that is short in the front and long in the back, its sleeveless and black. I went to my bathroom again and got a first aid kit from up under my sink and went to my bed sitting down on it.

"I found the pain killers! Can I come in?" She knocked on the door softly.

"Yes you may."

"Ok," she came in and shut the door behind her and handed me a glass of water and a pill, "take this, ok?" I nodded and reached out popping the pill into my mouth then drunk the water. Once I finished the glass I gave it back to her and cleaned up my feet and then wrapped them up. I looked over at the time and yawned feeling a bit tired for some odd reason. Did she drug me? DAMN HER. I watched as the room spun around me and I laid down holding my head.

"whoa.."

"Shit! Which ones did Kid give me to give to you?!?" Kid? I sat up battling my mental problems with balancing at the moment and stumbled out of bed going towards the door, it took a while to reach it since I zigzagged my way to it going from one end of the walls to the other till I grabbed a hold of the door knob and pulled it open pushing myself out, I feel like I'm on a ship. I went straight into the wall in the hallway and fell down watching the light above me spin around.

"'IM GOING TO KILL YOU!" I reached out around me trying to find something to grab on as I heard footsteps coming from down the hall.

"HEY FADE! You look like you had a little to much to drink." I heard as Patti and Liz stood over me watching as I reached out for them but kept missing. Why am I seeing two of them?

"Fade what are you doing in the floor acting like your drunk?" I heard Kid ask me as his face appeared between all 4 of them.

"Why don't all six of you help me back to my bed will yeah!" I asked and finally caught Kid's shirt and started pulling him down with me. Then everything went black.

Noire's p.o.v.

Kid walked into the room carrying Fade with Liz and Patti trailing him. "Is she ok? Shit. I didn't think that the pill you gave me would do that to her."

"No, I think she will be ok. She just needs to sleep it off." Kid laid her down on her bed and faced me.

"Um... about last night...."

"What about it?"

"Do you remember anything?"

"I remember very well. You stuffed my face into a trash can."

"Ok, just checking. I'm gonna go watch a movie...." I walked past Kid and when I was out of the room I ran downstairs and grabbed the remote. I heard footsteps coming down the stairs.

"Do you remember how I got glass in my feet?"

"Ummm.... I don't wanna lie, but... yeah, I remember." I started changing the channel from the scary movies to the cartoons.

"Then you wouldn't mind checking my feet for a piece. I think there is a few still in my feet. I can not really tell and Liz and Patti don't like touching feet." he sat across from me in the floor propping his feet up into my lap and handed me tweezers and a first aid kit.

"Why me you spoiled brat?" I stared at him.

"Because Liz and Patti wont touch feet."

"Is this some strange and abnormal punishment?"

"Why would I make you do this if I could get someone else to or do it myself?"

"Because of last night when I dumped you in the trash can." I started looking at his feet and pulled out a few pieces. "Did you know that you called me cupcake last night? Were you in your right mind last night? No, I don't think you were. Tell me if this hurts." I yanked a piece out non too gently. He screamed and yanked his foot away as he fell back onto his back.

"YES!"

"Ok, that's the last piece. I think you should put something on it if it hurt that much. Guess our date won't happen today." He gave me a funny look.

"So the cupcake does want a date with me?" he laid his foot back on my lap and handed over the Band-Aids. "Help me out here."

"For someone who can beat the crap out of me, you sure are helpless right now."

"Yeah, now don't you dare tell anyone about this or I will tell carrot head you write about him in your diary."

"DAMN YOU KID! YOU FOUND IT!" I hit the wound on his foot before I bandaged it up. "I read your diary too dork! What the hell were you saying about me being cute?!?"

"I didn't read your diary! I lied but you just told me you did write about him so ha! I don't know what you are talking about...I think I meant Liz."

"You better have. I'm not your cupcake, I'm not your anything. I'm my own self. Now precious, how does your foot feel?"

"You look a bit pink in the face, are you ok? Does my foot make you sick?"

"Hell yes! Now get it off of me! I've reached my limit of touching you for the day! Now go eat a damn cookie before I throw up!" He laughed and hopped to his feet.

"Why don't you join me today? I was thinking about going and adopting a cat for Fade. You know what she would like best so come help me. After that we could hang out at the park and eat some ice cream." I stood up and ran to my room.

"Be right there! I'm gonna change out of my pajamas! You better wait! If I don't get to look at the cats, I will murder you!" I grabbed an outfit I laid out last night after I had snuck out of bed with Fade. Of course I got back in though. After changing, I came back downstairs and grabbed my keys.

"So we are taking your bike out today for a spin? We have to sneak past carrot head, he is outside on a smoke break." I smiled.

"Let me take care of him. If he remembers last night, he'll go read a book." I walked outside. "Hey Carrot Head! I was wondering if I could murder Kid out here. Do you mind going to another room so you don't see anything?"

"You want to play ball? Okay I will just be inside making you guys waffles." he shrugged and went inside to the kitchen after putting out the cigarette.

"Thank you! I'm gonna be a while because I wanna drag it out, so don't bother making us breakfast. Kid can eat himself when I'm through with him."

"I didn't hear that miss." I smiled and dragged Kid outside.

"Thanks Carrot! I really like playing ball with Kid! It's amazing!" I shut the door. "We aren't playing ball, and never tell anyone that I said I like playing with you."

"I know, it is all a big act right, cupcake?" I looked at him.

"Not all of it. How about you die right here and now?" I giggled and ran over to my bike.

"Well if you say so. I still think you are gay for my sister." He got on the bike with me as he put on a helmet.

"I'm not gay. If you had read my diary, you would know that. I can prove it by going on a date with you cupcake. How about you stop giving me pet names?"

"I only gave you one. Sure I will drop it, I don't want to go on a date with you! You are like a sister to me silly...plus Fade would kill us both." I glanced over my shoulder and stared at him before starting up my motorcycle.

"Um... then what is this? I hope it's not a... I gotta go." I turned off my motorcycle and ran back inside about to be sick.

"NO IT IS NOT A DATE!"

"Then ride your stupid skateboard!" I ran back outside after grabbing a cookie from the kitchen and shoving it into my mouth. "Wow, these are actually pretty good."

"woe, you didn't see that coming did you?" Carrot top asked he turned towards me yelling as I had ran out the door.

"What are you talking about? Do you wanna have a talk Carrot? Did you really mean that you wanted to go on a date with me too last night?" I turned back around as he come over to me from inside the kitchen.

"He is pretty sure you are not gay anymore, look he is trying to motion that if I keep talking he will- Well you better get going before he actually does it to me!" I whipped around and stared at Kid.

"What's he talking about? I think he has gotten too much sun or something.... Kid, do you know what he is talking about? I thought that you thought I was gay.... You ride your skateboard incase Carrot Head was telling the truth about you wanting to kill him."

"I don't know what you are talking about." Kid had a blank expression and then summoned his skateboard as he glared behind me once.

"Hey Kid? Are you jealous that I talk to Carrot Head nicer than I do you?" I climbed onto my bike and put on my helmet.

"No, I am not jealous of a too big for his own pants kind of guy."

"Ok, good! I think that if Fade gave you a chance, you would make a good brother. You seem like one to me!" I started driving down the road with Kid following me.

"Sweet of you to say!"

"You know what? I think that maybe I should give Fade a day alone with you! Maybe she will grow to like you in those minutes!"

"She will probably kick my ass in that time period."

"Yeah, you're right! I would end up stalking you two that day to film it!"

"Don't even think about it."

"Obviously, I did!"

"We are not going to get along at any point in time, we are like Maka and Spirit."

"Wow, you compared yourself to that creep! SHIT! IF I SEE THAT CREEP TODAY, I WILL DIE!"

"Which one is the creep?"

"Are you asking me if Maka is a creep?"

"Well she can be creepy."

"I don't think she is a creep! In fact, I thought about having a slumber party with the girls! Hey, that would be interesting! Tsubaki would be there Kid! Maybe you two will get married someday!"

"Well then I will invite the boys over if you want the girls over."

"DON'T RUIN MY MOOD!"

"Okay cupcake."

"If I'm like your sister, then why are you calling me cupcake? Make up your mind Kid! Don't tease people! It isn't nice!"

"I can call anyone cupcake if I want to."

"I dare you to call your dad that!" Kid stops skating and takes out his phone and calls his dad. I stop trying not to laugh at him. Is he doing that to protect himself from me? Or is he asking for my death?

"Hey cupcake those drinks last night made me think of you all night long." he was talking in a girlie voice. Then looked at me. "Oh ok, wrong number my bad!" he hung up.

"I don't feel like counting that, but that was sooooo funny! Let's see, your girlie side could be named Death the Girl, and your husband could be-"

"It was only just for show so don't think I will do it again any time soon."

"Hmm... how many hits did that video get yet?" I pulled out my phone and looked at it.

"Noire, don't joke like that."

"No really! Look, last night I filmed you in the dumpster having an issue." I held up my phone that showed him in a dumpster.

"Noire, that is so uncool. You know what! Take your butt back home I don't want to continue being on this date with you!"

"HOLY SHIT! THIS WAS A DATE! EWWWWWW! YOU WOULD DATE YOUR SISTER!!!!" I turned around and started driving home.

"Noire! You are officially my nightmare not my sister!" I stopped the bike.

"At least I'm not your sister now.... Anyways, I never filmed you last night. This was just a stupid picture I took as a souvenir. I never did anything with it either."

"Then we should continue our way to the animal shelter."

"But maybe I don't wanna hang out with you now. If I'm your nightmare, then you are my nightmare too. It's a perfect word for what we are to each other."

"Just come on so I can pick out the perfect cat for her."

"Why don't you just take her with you. I think I want to go find out if Maka wants to hang out with me." I pulled out my phone.

"Great idea, do you really think she would like me even more that way?"

"Hmm... No."

"DAMN IT. Never hurt to try though."

"I was kidding Kid. She might not want to go, but if you got her a cat, maybe she would look at it as a nice gesture. I can give you my spot next to her in bed if you really want...."

"I was getting the cat for her so she would have something to sleep next to then I was going to talk you into getting one, you seem to need company in bed as well! Oh well, I will just only take her and leave you lonely to where you will be desperate enough to- never mind."

"If you are like my brother, then what does it matter if you cuddle with me sometimes? Oh wait... you said I was you nightmare, not your sister. Did you know that nightmares find you in your sleep and try to scare you?"

"Shut up, I like ni- I think I will head home."

"Kid, are you lonely enough to even almost ask me to sleep with you in bed? You seem to be trying not to say something like that...."

"Good bye cupcake." He started to get on his skateboard. "We are two different souls that won't communicate properly."

"So this was a date? Or a test to see if we were compatible? Good thing I failed. I don't know what I would do if I woke up next to you in your arms like Fade does a lot." he shrugged and rode away leaving me on the curve then came back.

"I forgot, we should not be by ourselves so you are coming home with me ok?"

"You didn't have to come back. I was about to call Maka." I showed him my phone that currently had her number pulled up.

"I will stick with you till you are under her protection. Don't go anywhere by yourself ok?"

"Are you worried about your nightmare?"

"Fade would freak out if I let something bad happen to you, duh!" I blushed at the thought of Fade screaming at Kid.

"Yeah, um Kid? I don't think anything will happen to me at all. It was probably just some crazed murderer who didn't have a reason at all. I think I will be fine by myself." Don't let him know that I wanted to be by myself, and I was messing with him to get him to leave me alone and stop calling me cupcake! What's up with that name anyways?

"Well it never seems to hurt to be on the safe side."

"What if I was never going to call her?"

"Then we are going home." I looked at the phone then at Kid then back at the phone.

"Why can't we just go get a stupid cat then go home? I think I wanna be alone for a bit, and Fade will be mad at us both when we get home."

"Alright let's go then."

"So does this mean we aren't fighting anymore? I was worried that I might have made you mad. Did I?" I looked up at him trying to give him a cute look.