Exhausted & Death

Fade's p.o.v.

When we arrived at the Ice cream shop I picked out a bowl of cookie dough ice cream, Noire got a cone with Mint chocolate chip ice cream and the others picked out their favorite ice creams then we sat down outside at some table and began to eat. Well at least they did I ended up head planting my face into the ice cream and screamed raising my head up. I hope they didn't see that! in specially Noire, I would feel bad if I worry her at a time like this. ALL BECAUSE I REFUSE TO SLEEP AND LOOSE MY GUARD. I will protect my weapon!

"Fade are you ok?" Kid asked a bit worried as he wiped off my face with a napkin.

"See I told you to get some sleep Fade." Noire crossed her arms.

"What's wrong with her? She looks like a train wreck. Has she gotten any sleep lately?" Pattie questioned.

"No I am perfectly fine guys. Nothing to worry about honest." I can't believe they somehow notice me.

"Lies!" Liz just had to point out.

"NO THEIR NOT!" I raised up out of the chair and picked up my bowl and then sit back down remembering I'm not at home and have no room of my own to hide in.

"When we get home I'm making you take sleeping pills to help you rest." Kid muttered and finished his ice cream cone.

"What did you just say! You are not going to drug me! I won't take anything from you."

"What if it was a cookie?" DAMN HIM.

"Don't try it Kid, I will fall asleep as soon as I'm ready to." I crossed my arms after putting the bowl down.

"Hey cutie, I know that you are worried, but you are making me worried. I'll sleep with you when we get home if you want." Noire was licking her ice cream and looking at me.

"R...R...Really... Sure. I would like that very much." I looked down and blushed as I started to eat my ice cream again.

"Alright, it's a deal! I miss sleeping with you anyways!" She smiled at me and finished up her ice cream. I stretched after shoving the last bite into my mouth and then stood up throwing the plastic bowl in the garbage and looked around me.

"Ride with me too, ok? I can't stand that you are spending more time with Kid instead of me! I admit it, ok? I'm jealous of the bastard over there!" I looked over at the cute blonde haired blue eyed Noire as she told me something but didn't quite catch all of it. I stopped when she said jealous., but I think she called him bastard to as she pointed at him and blushed. Nope I'm not really focused on that anymore, I'm too busy watching the CARROT HEAD sneak up behind her and spooked her making her scream and turn around slapping him in the face. "STAY AWAY FROM MEEEEE! Oh, it's you Carrot Dummy. How'd you find us? I thought you were stupid. While you are here, can you dump Kid in a trash can or something? He's pissing me off trying to steal my Fade!"

"Are you gay Noire?" Her face turned pink.

"NO! I'M NOT GAY!" Kid looked over interested.

"Whose gay?"

"Apparently Noire."

"I'M NOT GAY!!!!"

"Then why are you blushing?"

"I AM BLUSHING BECAUSE YOU ARE REALLY STUPID CARROT HEAD! KID, YOU ARE STUPID TOO! GO AWAY! YOU ARE BOTH ON THE TO DIE LIST! Fade, let's go home." She turned around and looked at me trying not to glance back over her shoulder at Carrot Head and Kid who were both blushing.

"Yeah, whatever you want. Come on." I walked over to her bike as I rested my hands on the back of my head. She got on first and I followed.

"You don't think I'm gay do you? I didn't believe that I seemed that way to others. I thought I was just adorable and really sweet and loving to my meister.... I can't believe that Kid and Carrot Head believe I'm gay." She drove off leaving the two idiots behind with the Thompson twins.

"Why would I think my weapon is gay?" I questioned and watched the road fly by us.

"Well, I refer to you as 'mine' and I sleep next to you all the time.... Eh, forget it! I don't care anymore! Carrot Head can go jump off a cliff even if I thought he was cute!" Well as long as she's not crushing on Kid.

"That's no reason for them to think your gay, I'm not gay and I do the same thing back to you."

"Kid and Carrot Head can have each other. OH MY GOSH! THEY WOULD BE SO CUTE TOGETHER! KID COULD BE THE GIRL IN THE RELATIONSHIP!" She started squealing like a fangirl.

"Yeah, I don't think that will happen though."

"I could influence it. All it would take is a little help!" I laughed and shook my head no.

"Kid's not gay, but if you want to make this into much ado about nothing then I could help you." I referred to one of shake sphere's plays that involved Beatrice and Benedick falling in love with each other by hearing lies from their friends about one another confessing their 'uncontrollable love that must never be revealed or they would commit suicide from embarrassment' making the two pity each other and fall in love even though they really do despise each other.

"Naw, I'm not going to do that to them. I was just kidding about trying to make them love each other. If I did, it would backfire and blow up in my face with my luck. I would end up trying to point out to Carrot Head that Kid is cool and kind of cute which would make him think I like Kid. Then if I tried to point out to Kid that Carrot Head was a fascinating person and handsome, Kid would think I liked Carrot Head. Then, if they tried to ask each other if they were dating me, they would freak out wondering who I liked....Who DO I like? I don't even know. Oh well, I probably don't like them both. Nobody is perfect enough."

"I think so too." I got off the bike as we parked at the front door.

"I'm tired Fade. Come to bed with me." She yawned and started pulling me inside. I followed her upstairs and crawled into bed right by her and watched her fall asleep.

Kid's p.o.v

"I didn't know she was gay! I thought she liked guys.... I thought she liked me with the way she would squirm trying to get away from me."

"Hey Kid, do you think Fade is gay too? Maybe they are a couple since they seem to sleep together a lot." Patti pointed out.

"Damn it Patti! My sister can't be gay! No, she can't.... Is she? She does refer to Noire as hers a lot and Noire does it with Fade too.... They must be gay then." I started freaking out as it dawned on me! I thought Fade liked guys too! Guys like... like... Black Star! I thought Noire liked me! Shit! I didn't know anything about those two!

"Noire and Fade are gay together?" Adrien questioned with a blank expression as Patti started singing.

"FADE AND NOIRE SITTING IN A TREE K-I-S-S-I-N-G FIRST COMES LOVE THEN COMES MARRIAGE NEXT THING YOU KNOW THERE IS A BABY IN A CARRRIAGE-"

"Patti, you do realize you sung it wrong and that two girls can't have a baby right?" Liz questioned putting her hands on her hips.

"Nooo! I can't let Fade be gay! The Grim Reaper name would be ruined forever! Everyone would wonder if I'm gay next! I must put an end to this right now!" I pulled out my phone and dialed Noire.

"Hello?" Noire answered. Another sleepy voice asked something in the background. She sounds sleepy.... Are they in bed together?!?

"I need to know right now! Do you like boys or girls?!? I want you to prove it too!"

"Kid-"

"Don't just say it! I want proof that you like boys!"

Click.

"Damn it! She hung up on me!!!!"

"Hey Kid, what's up?" Soul came up next to me.

"YAHOO! IT'S THE AMAZING BLACK STAR! HI KID! YOU LOOK UPSET ABOUT SOMETHING!" Damn it! Not those two!

"Of course I'm upset! I think that Noire and Fade are gay! I must find out the truth! Noire hung up on me when I tried calling!"

"Then why don't we go over there and ask? It can't hurt to ask, can it?" Soul was smirking at me and Black Star got a serious look on his face.

"What?!? Fade can't be gay if she likes me!"

"SOUL! WHERE DID YOU GO! GET BACK HERE!" Maka came around the corner with her book. Great, just great. Maka is here.

"I'm going home. Liz, Patti." They transformed, and I summoned my skateboard and left before it got worse. "I need proof!"

"You left Carrot Head back there," Liz pointed out.

"Yes I did. He can go home for all I care. I got this! Dad can trust me! I need to prove myself to him again!" I reached home and went upstairs dropping Liz and Patti as they went back to human form. I went into my sister's room and ripped the covers off dragging Noire out.

"What are you doing?!? Kid! Put me down!" She kicked and screamed at me.

"Shhhh.... All I want is proof that you two aren't gay, then I'll let you two go."

"What kind of proof?!?" Noire's face showed her fear as I dragged her to the living room. Liz and Patti dragged my sister out and sat her down on the chair next to Noire.

"What is it Kid?" my sister asked.

"Look, tell me right now. Noire, surely you have one crush. Just tell me who it is. Fade you too." I looked each of them in the eyes.

"I'm not telling you anything! THIS IS STUPID! Let's go back to bed Noire." Fade started to get up.

"Sit back down Fade. I need to know before it haunts me! If my sister is gay, then what am I going to do?!? I can't let everyone think that!" I grabbed her wrist and held her here.

"I'm not telling you anything! Stop getting into my person space!" She kneed me between my legs and I fell down in pain as she ran upstairs.

"Sorry Kid! I swear we aren't gay!" Noire ran upstairs after Fade. Owwwwww! That hurt... Are they lying to me about being gay? I got to get those two a boyfriend to prove it somehow. Black Star already likes my sister, so maybe him for Fade? But what about Noire? If she doesn't like me, who does she like? Ahhhh! It's bothering me!!!!!! I stood up and called Black Star.

"Hey Black Star?"

"YAHOO! I GOT A PHONE CALL FROM KID!!!!"

"I was wondering if you wanted to go hang out with Fade sometime. I need to prove she isn't gay, but I don't want you touching her at all! If I hear that you did, there will be no saving you! Just go on a date with her, ok?"

"YESSSS! WHEN?!? YAHOOOO!"

"How about tomorrow?"

"I'LL PICK HER UP! YEEEEAAAAH! TALK TO YOU LATER KID!" I hung up and sat down. Shit, who do I test Noire on? Crap.

"Hey Kid. You left me back at the ice cream place. Are you trying to get away from me? I feel like a terrible babysitter." I looked over at Adrian with a blank look. Then it dawned on me. I put my fist into my hand.

"I know! If she doesn't want to go out with me, maybe she'll go out with you! She did seem to be looking at you kind of funny when she saw you! Aha! How would you like to go on a date with Noire?"

"What, a date with that blonde chick. Why would I want to do tha-" he glanced over to the side and smirked. "actually you know what that isn't a bad idea! Sure. I have nothing planned really but to watch you guys. I might as well enjoy myself."

Shatter! I looked over at the noise and saw Noire frozen in place. Glass was all around her feet and water was everywhere. Her eyes were widened as she just looked at the wall. Shit! She's in the room! She's so quiet sometimes! I'm gonna die!

"K-Kid, what did you just say?" She started making her way over to me, but stopped. "Owwwwww! I stepped on the glass! I knew I should have gotten a plastic cup! I HATE BOTH OF YOU! IF I WAS GAY, YOU WOULD KNOW! IT WOULDN'T BE A DAMN DOUBT IN YOUR MIND!" She limped over to the couch and started trying to get the glass out of her foot while glaring at us. Liz and Patti abandoned me and went upstairs. Shit, if they left...

"Come on! Go on a date with me Noire! I think you are cute, and I'm pretty sure that you have nothing better to do!" Adrian was bending over trying to get a look at her foot.

"Hell no! I don't wanna go on a date with you! Stay away from my foot! Kid, how could you?!? I'm not a damn cow you can sell to someone! Is that all I am to you?!? A cow?!?" She glared at me and screamed in pain as Adrian finally got her foot and pulled it out. "DAMN IT! I'LL NEVER GO ON A DATE WITH ANYONE! EVER!!!! MAYBE I WILL BECOME GAY IF GUYS ARE LIKE THIS!!!! Wait, no, I'll just stay single. It's easier that way, and I might be treated this way by anyone. First Kid, I might have gone on a damn date if you had asked me nicely depending on who you had in mind." She shot a glare at Adrian and then went back to me. "Second, I heard you set up a date for Fade. Black Star right? I won't say anything because I think that they would make a cute couple. Third Kid, you don't know if I actually like someone! I never told you anything! I'm going to my room, so don't bother me! Where are the band aids?!? Clean that mess up before you go to bed, got it?" She stormed up the stairs, and Adrian was laughing his ass off after she was out of the room.

"Well that went fantastic Kid. Don't you think so?" Orange head asked as he sat on the couch and I went to the supply closet and got a broom and dust pan.

"YAHOO! BLACK STAR MADE IT! AM I TOO EARLY?" Black Star asked as he busted through the door. I gave him the broom and dust pan.

"Right on time." He looked at me with a blank expression and I stood him right by the glass and crossed my arms. "Sweep that mess up for me." I glanced over his shoulder as I noticed Fade walking down the stairs rubbing her head. She looked almost asleep. As she got to the bottom of the stairs I screamed, "NO! STOP!" Too late she stepped into the pile of glass and just walked over it like nothing is under her feet as she looked at me blankly and carried on going towards the kitchen before she stopped.

"B...B...BLACK STAR?'" She turned around scratching the back of her head and yawned. I noticed her hair is wet and she is in batman pajamas.

"Oh my god she just stepped in glass! Are you ok Fade?' Black Star asked starting to panic.

"Awe she is so cute half asleep in her pajamas!" I took out my phone and snapped some picture.

"Dude she's bleeding all over the carpet and isn't even flinching just a little!" Adrian pointed out.

"Be quiet. Where is the cookies at Kid?" She turned around and walked into the kitchen and bloody foot steps fell behind her every step.

"Some one hold her down!"

"BLACK STAR TO THE RESCUE!" I grabbed both of them by their arms.

"Leave her be, when she gets what she wants she will head upstairs and pass out, then we make our move." They nodded and we eased our way into the kitchen watching her stuff her face with cookies and milk.

"WHAT THE HELL IS UP WITH THE BLOODY FOOTPRINTS?!? KID! YOU BETTER NOT BE MESSING AROUND AGAIN! AND YOUR DIARY WAS JUST GETTING GOOD!!!! WHOSE BLOOD IS THIS?!? CLEAN THIS UP RIGHT NOW BEFORE YOUR DAD COMES HOME! I MEAN IT! I-I'm gonna go throw up real quick.... I'LL BE BACK!!!" Noire shouted from the living room.

"Oh...UH NEW GOALS BOYS. BLACK STAR CLEAN UP THE GLASS, YOU WITH THE ORANGE HAIR CLEAN UP THE BLOOD." I swept Fade off her feet and carried her upstairs making sure to step over the glass. I put her in her bed as she chewed on a cookie and I pulled out the glass in her feet. Afterwards I cleaned up the wounds and put Band-Aids on them. A knock came from the door and in stepped Black Star. By then Fade had done went into a whole other dimension as she stared at the window wide awake but yet also asleep.

"How is her feet?"

"Great, she is just really tired. We should leave her alone to let her sleep. Let's hope Noire don't find out about- wait...SHE HAS MY DIARY!"