Chapter 23

1. Someone was walking out of a coffee shop when he saw a strange funeral procession. A coffin is carried first. It is followed by another coffin. Behind it, a man holding a black dog walks by. In a row, 200 men walk behind him. The coffee shop man who saw this could not suppress the same curiosity, he went to the one who was walking with the black dog and said, "Excuse me. To disturb you, but I have never seen a funeral like this in my life. Everyone is coming after you in the same line. Whose funeral is this? First The coffin belongs to my wife..what happened to your wife ?? My dog ​​bit her and killed her. The second coffin ?? "It belongs to my mother-in-law !! I killed them too when they tried to save my wife. "After a minute of silence the first man asked him if he could give me this dog for a few days' to which he replied .... Go and stand in the back row !!!

2. The was a great guru. Completely renounced. The learned man had called him to give a sermon and told him that ten thousand people would come. A horseman had gone to fetch him. Terrible rain at the bar watching Annikunnu, the crowd was canceled and everyone left the artist. When the Guru came there was no one there. Guru was disappointed as he had prepared a lot for the fight. I do not mind preaching only for an existing horseman. 'What can I do?' Sir, I am a horse ... I do not know anything. But you know, I'm raising thirty horses, and when I go to graze, all the horses go out and there's only one horse. I'll be back to put on the booby trap for that one horse. Polarnu was like a room where the Guru gave a 'sabash' to the horseman and started his sermon only for him. Philosophy, magic, sin, bliss, heaven, hell, the Guru struck the sarmariya and made it wonderful. The sermon is over. 'How was my speech? Guru Ayya looked at him and asked proudly .. I am a horseman. I don't know anything but I know one thing. If there was a horse in the place where I was going to put the grass, I would just warm the grass for that. Thirty horses of grass will not be thrown to that one horse.

3. The boss told the servant to buy a glass. 'Glass to put on the eye. "The boss was angry when he heard that." Shave pantatukkuyya ... Buy one that makes my face visible .. "The servant did not return. After a long time the boss asked the servant who came with a breathless emptiness to buy glasses." But you can hear the glass available. That's why Vangala '' Why. Perusawa was. ? 'No ... it was Chinnadathan .. "Then why not buy ..?' My face was visible in all the mirrors. That was the purchase .. '