NARRATIVE of WARD COURIER, Continued
March, 2010
ELLICOTTVILLE, NY
"Why don't you go sleep in your own bed?" I said, rolling over.
She went over to her side of the same bed and lay there twenty seconds. Then she leaned up on an elbow and gave me a pinch on the left butt. She was mighty strong for her build, and she got enormous torque into a pinch. Martial arts had to be part of her training.
"You really better cut that out," I said.
She gave me a pinch in the ribs, then another on the right hamstring, and that one really hurt. I spun up furiously, grabbed her wrists, pushed her down on her back, and leaned over her. She was smiling. "This is gonna stop right now," I said. "Or I'm leaving."
She started struggling under me, breaking out of my half-serious grasps, giving me little pokes and prods and pinches. I pinned her effectively, spread out. "Will you cut that out? Will you let me sleep?"
"OK," she said, going still.
"OK," I said. "Now let's cut this out."