Happy Birthday To Us

"We've been training since this morning Rose, cant we take a break, or I don't know, Call it a night!" cried David as I whopped his butt once again.

"Give the poor boy a break Angel, you've been beating him up since five years ago, don't bruise his ego too much, after all it's his birthday today. He needs to be walking without a limp at his party tonight" said Mama R.

That's what we've been calling her ever since they took us in five years ago. That's right, it's been five years since the murder of our family.

"It's my birthday as much as it's his, I have all right to beat the heck out of him" I whined.

I got up and put our weapons up, and turned towards the two people in the training room with me.

"I'm gonna go get ready for the party guys see you in a bit" I said then walked out the door of the training room.

It's amazing how time moves fast when you're not paying attention, I mean , it was only yesterday we ran away from crazy Russian Mafia dudes trying to kills us. The police haven't even found us yet, it's not like we've been hiding either. The only thing about me and David that have been changed is our mentality mostly, I mean that was a must though, seeing the bloody bodies of our family plus joining a mafia, we were bound to be fucked up in the head someway.

It's crazy though, the amount of shit that can happen in the span of five years, for start David and I found out that the yummy man who caught us in our hug fest the day we got here was none other than Roman Russo. Yup that man is fine, about a year after living with these people, David and I finally got separate rooms, after I found him in a compromising position with another dude, about five times, did I mention they were five separate guys?. Can somebody say fuck boy alert? , apart from that, I've had my fair share of hook ups too, like that one time when I was getting the best head of my life, and Roman walked in on us.

I didn't even move, I lied down and stared into his eyes as I came, but my euphoria didn't last long, because dipshit Roman shot the dude as he was about to but his normal sized penis inside of me, I was so horny. And he had the heart to look into my eyes and tell me is the only person allowed to make me cum. The fucker doesn't even glance my way when we cross each other's paths, so I decided to do my one night stands at hotels. But anyways, what Roman doesn't know, won't hurt him.

"Bitch you done yet? , we gonna be late to our own birthday party, let me in , lemme see what your wearing, I wanna know if its appropriate!" screamed David , beating down my door.

"Shut the fuck up and wait, "I said, standing in front of the mirror admiring myself.

You can never love yourself too much, is what I always tell myself. I opened my door, and lo and behold my best friend / brother , was speechless.

"If I wasn't gay, I'd fuck the shit outta you babe, the shit" I guess I thought wrong, he wasn't speechless, he was being a complete shit. I knocked him over the head then walked away, towards the party.

"Hey sis, party's this way bitch"

"I knew that, psh , I was just testing you to see if you knew where it's at"

"Uh huh, yea I'm not falling for that crap, I mean sis! , after living in this palace for five years, FIVE YEARS! , you still manage to get lost, hmm I wonder why?"

"Don't try to be a smart ass with me David, It's not attractive"

"Well it's a good thing I'm gay then"

"Sass not appreciated, go away and stop following me"

We kept on bickering until we reached the entrance door of the party.

"Before we go in, this is for you sis" David gave me a white half of the yin and yang circle.

"This is the other half" He said, showing me the black half around his neck."Well um, this is yours" I replied, giving him a white angel wing, then showing the black one around my neck, which surprisingly he didn't notice.

We put on each other's necklaces then shared a lengthy, emotional hug.

"I love you brother"

"I love you too sister"

We parted and smiled at each other.

"Let's grace these bitches with our awesome presence babe, let's blow this mother fucker up"

If only we knew how literal those words were, we wouldn't almost loose each other that night.

"Holy fuck"

"They're so perfect"

"I wouldn't mind a threesome with them"

" He's so hot, too bad he's gay"

"Bad for you, I'm gay too bitch, he can tear up my ass whenever he wants to"

"She's so perfect, damn she's every man's wet dream "

"I wanna wife her"

" Aww they're wearing matching necklaces"

These were the 'compliments' we heard as soon as we stepped in the ballroom , right in the middle of this huge ass party, stood a huge blow up picture of both David and I, as fucking babies, yes people, not a recent picture, nope, fucking baby picture, of us naked, in a bath, playing together.

"Are you freaking kidding me? "

"I was a stunning baby"

Both David and I said at the same times as we sighted the picture. I couldn't believe it, these pricks thought this was funny, we'll see I love a good revenge. I just have to find out which idiot thought it was ok to mess with me.

"Hope you like your birthday present Angel, you looked so adorable as a baby"

"Who the fuck do you think you are, huh?" I growled, trying my best not to lose my cool.

This dude, after ignoring me for so long thought that showcasing my baby picture was going to get him in my good graces, not happening, Roman Russo, you just messed with a deranged bitch, this means war, and I plan on winning.

After mingling with almost everyone at the party, I tried slipping away to go back to my room. I was getting sick and tired of the mindless bitches talking about how hot Roman was. But, it turns out that I was shitty at being undetected, because I was spotted by David.

"I see you bitch, you're not as subtle as you think you are, but I'm bored, so let's party in your room" he said, dragging me out of the ballroom.

When we got to my room, we changed into our night clothes then turn on my T.V.

"Grab the good stuff David, while I find the movie"

"OK, but please, don't choose something morbid, I don't know why you don't like normal movies" he complained, opening one of my drawers full of sweets. I have a whole five drawer's dresser, just for my snacks only, which contains mostly sour sweets, yea I have a sour tooth. We decided on watching The Addams Family, I love that family, Wednesday Addams is my favorite character, she's just like me, A no nonsense bitch, through and through. We got comfortable on my bed, snuggled and warm, we stared the movie.

We were halfway in the movie when we heard it, gunshots and screams. We jumped out of bed, strapped ourselves with our weapons and made way towards the ballroom; we took a secret path, which put us on the hidden balconies of the room, so no one could see us.

It was a blood bath, dead bodies everywhere.

"Where the fuck are those two birthday colonies?" screamed Roman; shooting down bodies left and right.

"They're probably fucking right now, I swear those two are so close, I doubt it David's even gay" said his stupid ass right hand man, Roy Rossi, the dipshit.

I shot the man coming up on him from behind with a butcher knife, the idiot was so busy talking about me and David, and he didn't realize the man was coming up from behind. Boy this is sweet, who would've thought shooting people was therapeutic, and we kept shooting until there were only five idiots left. Because David and I used silencer on our guns, no one knew we assisted in the shooting.

"Who sent you idiots here?!" screamed Roman, I didn't even realized they tied up the men in chairs.

"You're not talking huh? , okay we'll deal with you"

Roman looked hella pissed, David came up beside me

"wanna play a birthday game?, the idiot who doesn't talk gets a shot"

"fuck yea David, I need some excitement in my life right now" I replied to him

"sometimes I swear you get off on shooting people, it's nasty bitch"

Hearing this from David; I had to bite the inside of my cheeks to stop from laughing out loud. We heard the first question from Roman

"Who sent you here?"

We waited six seconds before David said "birthday girl first"

I shot him in the kneecap, "Ahhhh" he screamed

Roman and his cronies didn't even acknowledge what happened, it's like they knew we were here since everything started, but I knew better.

"What the fuck was that?!" screamed one of the prisoners,

"Oh that, that was one of our sensors, when you don't answer or lie when we ask a question, they shoot, it's everywhere in the house, that's why no one lies, or ignore questions in this place, or else they get punished" fibbed Roman.

"I'll talk, please I'll talk, no more, no more!" screamed the one I shot

"Oh yea, I forgot to tell you, the bullets are made in one of our labs, right now he's in a lot of pain, probably thinks he's gonna die" said Roman.

It was true though; I actually made them, then tried them out on him; revenge.

"Ivan Petrov sent us, he wants the girl and the boy, I don't know why though"

I shot him in the other knee "okay, okay he wants to finish what his father started, killing the last of the Rose and Downer line, as revenge for failing to save his family during surgery, he won't rest until he gets them, and he plans on fucking both of them before torturing and killing them!" he screamed

"deal with them, let the snitch go, but first shoot him in the arm" said Roman, signaling us to shoot a tracker in his arm

"Your turn birthday boy, make it count" I smirked at David.

He shot the tracker in his arm, then our men took him away, the others got a bullet each in his head. We got up and walked off to go to Roman's office to talk, but that didn't exactly happen, the balcony where we were at blew up, sending both of us flying across the room. When I landed I was greeted with darkness. Happy birthday to us.