Let me down!

"Wtf dude!? Let me down!!!!!"

I kept squirming as he held me tight but then he walked towards the wall of the balcony and almost put me down but then he grabbed my legs and forcefully wrapped them around his legs and my arms around his back. "Date me."

"What????"

"Love me. Hug me. Kiss me. Marry me."

"....?!"

"Have kids with me."

"Are you serious?"

".... Nah."

"Eeeeeeeeeeyaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!!!!"

Somehow with my long legs and my great karate skills, I escaped and ran towards the door.

"SAAAAAVEEEEEE MEEEEEEEEE!!!!"

Overlapping voices, both yelling the same thing at the same time.

I looked back to see him hanging for dear life.

....

It seems I literally left him hanging.

OOPS....?

"Sorry! I'm coming!"

I was about to pull him up when suddenly the hospital room door opened and a man walked in. How random. Seems luck isn't on Bum Cream Bun's side. The man was quite tall, had long black hair, I mean like longer than mine. And mind you, my hair was pretty long. He looked at Bum Cream Bun and said

"Heh. You've got a knack for falling for someone no?"

I could tell that he had a pretty bad sense of humor. Cause THAT was just LAME. DOWNRIGHT LAME. The man came and helped Louis up.

"Sorry Bu- I mean Louis!! Louis! Sorry...!"

"....Really? Why give ME that nickname out of all the people you know?! Besides, it's TOO long to be a nickname!!!"

"Your name's too long. I just shortened it a bit. Next time I'll just call you Lazy Bum, alright? Don't be mad."

"...Just kill me."

"You may not be THAT useful, but I still have a few uses for you. Like using your looks to seduce my clients, be it male or female. Like yeah, you're A HECK useful! You'd better consider yourself lucky to have a GREAT WOMAN like MYSELF use YOU."

"I'M RATHER UNLUCKY!!! YOU ARE THE DEFINITION OF A FEMALE DEMON LORD!!!"

"Awwwww... Gee, thanks hon."

When someone cut our conversation short.

"Ummmm... Excuse me...? But I think you forgot my existence...???"

"Right. Who are you? What are you here for?"

"I'm this loser's secretary."

Louis looked like he wanted to crush a few skulls. Then opened his beautifully shaped mouth and uttered someone's name,

The following is a separate backstory.

"Arif... "

"Yeah, wassup?"

"Daddy burst my crackers. I hate him."

"I do too."

"Daddy burst your crackers too?"

"No. He doesn't pay me enough for this shit I have to deal with."

"What's 'shit'?"

"You're too young to know."

"You're the same age as me though???"

"You're too smart for your own good."

"Really?! I'm smart?!"

"Not really."

"Meh. Whatever. What else can I expect from you with that frickin' shitty mouth of yours?"

"YOU KNOW THE MEANING OF THE WORD SHIT?!"

"Hey, come on. You're not THAT smart that you'll know that I know that you know that I know that you know the meaning of that word."

"Ummmm... Excuse me, but... WHAT? I couldn't follow... I didn't know that you... WHAT???"

"Nevermind. Let's get going."

Yeah. The end??? ( Of the backstory, not the story. )

....

My head was spinning and I started screaming,

"WHY CAN I HEAR DIFFERENT VOICES AND SOMETHING ABOUT SHIT IN THE BETWEEN?!?! HAVE I FINALLY GONE CRAZY?!?!" NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!"

Louis: "Hey!!! Don't be so mean to our backstory!!!"

Me: "WHAT KIND OF SHITTY BACKSTORY WAS THAT?!?! AND WHY WAS IT MENTIONED FOR ABSOLUTELY NO REASON?!"

Arif: "This beautiful lady is right. Don't be so mean to the author."

Louis: "Why do you call me a LOSER, and her a BEAUTIFUL LADY?!"

Me: "Cause I have both brains and brawn and you... Let it go."

Louis: "If you had a brain, you wouldn't call me BUM CREAM BUN!!! AT LEAST MAKE A MORE CREATIVE NAME THAN THAT TRASHY NAME!!! YOU ARE STUPID IN THAT CASE!!!"

Me: "..."

Me: "THAT'S RIGHT!!!! DON'T BE SO MEAN TO ME!!! I CAN THROW YOU OUT OF THIS STORY ANY MOMENT(☠️)."

Louis: "How can you throw this handsome young man out of this story."

Me: "You handsome?? (🤨🧐😑)"

...

Louis: "Why are you so against me, what did I do to you??! (😭)"

Me: "Ooops I think I went too far?."

Arif: "Both of you grow up!"

Me: "I'M ALREADY TOO TALL FOR A WOMAN!!! I CAN'T GROW UP MORE THAN THIS!!! IF I DID I WOULD DEFINITELY BE TALLER THAN THIS IDIOT AND YOU YOURSELF!!!"

Louis: "Why do you talk so badly about us two handsome, young men?"

Me: "Okay, that's it I will bring in the next hero into the comic earlier than expected!!!"

Louis and Arif : "HUHHHHHHHH!!!????"

Me: "That's right there is one more hero in this story and he is.....YANDERE!!!!!"

Louis and Arif: " Wtf!!!????"

Me: "There will be backstories and a lot of beautiful scenes and heart-touching moments , scenes and dialogues(😘🥺😳)"

Arif: "Oh."

Me: " You all will be surprised!"