Who?

It was a Friday Morning and I woke up late because I was dreaming about... WHO????

I don't remember... Oops.

Some guy with dead fish eyes and... Black hair...? Or some colour like that.

Well, the reason I woke up was 'cause of Bum Cream Bun calling me, and also 'cause of the fact that I forgot to put my phone on silent.

Not that I actually picked up that guy's call, but yeah, he called me. I mean, like WHO in their right mind would pick up a call from that guy?! He.... He...!!!! He said he wanted to marry me just to prove that he wasn't gay!!! I knew it!! Guys who try to deny that they're gay so strongly are always.... GAY!!!!! YAOI!!! YASSS!!!

I WAS RIGHT!!!

Anyways, his assistant or whatever that long haired guy was, texted me saying that would be bringing a few documents to my place instead of Bum Cream Bun (I don't know how he got my number though... Maybe through Bum Cream Bun).

I texted him back asking him what those documents were about. He.... Blocked me for some reason....?

I pondered over that for about half an hour in a dark corner of my room, with a stick (if you don't know what I'm referring to read from chapter one again), when my door bell suddenly rang loudly and I snapped awake, away from my thoughts. I looked through surveillance camera outside and then opened the door to let in a hawt looking gentleman, unlike a CERTAIN SOMEONE. A gentleman who understands me and blames everything on Bum Cream Bun. Don't know why he blocked me though. So I left him in a room to go to my room's dark corner to ponder over it again... Yeah.... NO. I was kidding. I walked him to the guest room and asked him

"What business do you have with me ?"

"I came to give you some documents."

"Oh yeah, sorry I had forgotten about that."

"No problem I will leave it on this table pls message Bum... I mean Louis, if you have any issues with the document now I'll take my leave. Thank you."

He rushed off towards the window and jumped!!????

WAIT!!!! WHY AM I WRITING THIS DOWN?!?! GOTSTA ( FYI Gotsta is heroine's /hero's stupid slang )GO SAVE HIM!!!!!!

"HIIIIIIYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!"

(The background music in Lion King)

"What the F***?! Are you CRAZY!!??? WHY DID JUMP OUT THE WINDOW!!?!"

He did reply at all and rushed off and drove away.

What was he thinking jumping out the window,

FYI I am not the imposter in among us nor Am I an assassin (That's why I hate red and red colour is always sus).

I immediately rushed downstairs, as I saw that he was in the same street looking at me with binoculars, so I rushed down and grabbed the car keys and chased him .

(ATTENTION PLEASE : PLEASE LISTEN TO LION KING CIRCLE OF LIFE OR MISSION IMPOSSIBLE THEME MUSIC FOR PROPER FEELING AND UNDERSTANDING)

There he was standing next to the big white house (not THE white House), down the street trying to catch his breath. Whatever he tried to do after that was useless, since I know I could catch him. I stopped my car and stuck my head out and screamed,

"HEY!!! I'LL GIVE YOU 5 MINUTES!!!! CATCH YOUR BREATH AND START RUNNING!!! I'M BORED!!!!

"I GIVE... UP I'LL TELL YOU WHY I RAN AND JUMPED OUT OF THE WINDOW."

"Let's talk over lunch shall we?"

"Okay pls give me a lift I don't think I'll be able to drive after running for so long."

"K. Come in."

He walked slowly towards my car and sat on the seat next to me.

"I'm not gonna ask you any questions till we get to my house to eat."

"I thought we were going to a restaurant?"

"You think someone waitress or other woman in the restaurant will let me eat with YOU!?"

"Oh yea that's a problem so let's eat at your house(😅)."

"Nah. I'm scared that a certain SOMEONE, who's not your boss might jump out my window to commit suicide. I'm traumatised, I'm sorry. So, what's next?"

"My house?"

"Yeah... No. Let's go to an escape room. You definitely don't have the brains to escape that."

"If I didn't have those, how would I manage my boss?"

"..."

#crowscawinginthebackgroundbgm

"You gotta point. That's exactly why.....! I ain't dealin' with ya'."

And then I kicked him out my car, right before his house.

"OH YEAH!!!! UNBLOCK ME AFTER YOU GET IN!!!!"

"I WON'T DO THAT!!!!"

And that was why my heart broke in two, my eyes started tearing up, and I shouted at him,

"I LOVE YOU TOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!"

"WUT?!?!"

And then I drove away. What both of us didn't know was that I heard him wrong. Or rather, I didn't hear ANYTHING that Arif said. That was on me, so I just replied with what I could since, he kinda reminded me of someone I knew. But I knew that HE for a fact could hear me very well, 'Cause that was the loudest I've ever shouted in my life.

The other thing that I didn't know was that Arif had taken it the wrong way (if there was any possibility, 'cause THAT can't be mistaken).

That's on me too. Oh well, I don't think I'll be meeting him that often, so I..... DON'T CARE.

The word 'love' means a lot to me, 'prolly cause I didn't have parents who loved me, so I'm not like those people who say, "Love's for fools". I actually think of Arif as a friend and brother who understands what I feel, and someone who also knows how annoying Bum Cream Bun can be. That was all the more reason I shouted out that random phrase, hoping that he would understand, but then.....

At Arif's place....

"Did I hear her wrong or did she just say.... that she loves me...? I must have probably heard wrong, like who in their right mind would just randomly say that? Also she said, 'Too'.... Do I love her?"

What poor Arif didn't know was.... I was never in my right state of mind....