W..T..F

Arif kept wondering about what I said day and night and slacked off at work!! I had mentioned that I wasn't in the right state of mind, and neither was he.....

"Haaaaahhhh! My life is so confusing that I forgot all about the incident that took place last week."

Last week I almost killed a guy who was harassing my male staff -_- . I broke his nose and almost ripped his... That, but before I could do that, a police officer came and took the ****** away . He asked me to file a complaint on him so I had to go to the police station and guess what happened there? I saw Bum Cream Bun sitting with a woman there .

"Hey bu - I mean Louis! "

"Yeah hi..."

"You were running away with this woman weren't you?! I knew it you finally found true love!!! Congratulations !"

"My foot!"

"EEEEEEEPPPPPP!"

The woman started screeching like a pterodactyl .

"What the.."

"Why are screeching, Bruh?"

"Ma'am I am a big fan of yours can I have your autograph please?!!"

"Bu - I mean Louis who is this woman?"

"Uhhh... Honey.... If you don't mind, may I ask who you are?"

"Me? I'm your number one fan!"

Oh fuck. I knew right away this woman could recognize me without my mask!

Just then Han myeong Seok came . F*ck I'm done for....

"Ma'am, the secretary of Me....hhh???"

"Oh, the god of Meh FINALLY recognized MEH?!?!"

"Uhhhhhhh..."

-_-

So let me explain this fan thingy situation...

When I was 16 I became a bl comic artist ( I always got nosebleeds )....

I still draw bl comics every week and I have a lot of fujoshi fans so that's how it is.

Now then back to reality!

"Hey follow me outside!"

"Yay !"

"How'd you recognize me !?"

"Last time during your comic release I saw you! I wanted to talk to you!

I finally found a fujoshi buddy !!

"Yay! Come on lets go to a cafe and talk comfortably!". I had totally forgotten about the issue in the police station as I didn't give a fook ( don't mind my slang ).

Now then as I walked into the cafe I saw the person I despised the most ugh.

It was Eo Guem the asshole of a century ( disgusting perv)....

"Oh what a coincidence if it isn't the egg cracking girl?"

"Hehe you guessed right, byeong-sin saek-ki"

Well then, let's rewind again!

This guy was my classmate who was a stalker of mine...(Ikr, creepy). I liked him but I didn't know that he was creepy af. When we started dating he was nice but whenever I'd talk to others, he'd poke his nose . So my friends warned me, so I wanted to test if it was true. The next night I went to his house and I kept ringing his doorbell, but I knew he was inside as I could see the light through the window upstairs and what I saw triggered me to the core . I found a ladder nearby so when I climbed up I saw that he was choking my friend who told me about his true self. I broke the window door and took him by the collar pushed him against the wall and kicked him in his crotch (yeah, I cracked eggs). After that I took my friend and ran down and locked the main door of the house. His parents were very strict so they apologized and then he was beaten up in the police station. But that wasn't enough, so we planned and kidnapped him and beat him to a pulp and after that I never saw him again . Now then back to reality....