I'm Jesus!

Midori: Today we will be learning how to walk on water. This task is more difficult than walking up a wall, but I think you're ready for it. SO LET'S DO IT!

Everyone is walking on four-foot deep water. A lot of them are falling in. Renjiro and Ray are just barely staying on top of the water. They keep almost falling. They look off-balance.

Renjiro: This is a little bit harder than I'm used to.

Ray: Me too.

Midori: FOCUS, is the key.

Renjiro: I think I got it.

Ray: Me too. I'M JESUS. When do we make wine?

They are standing on the water perfectly.

Midori: Perfect you two. All the rest of you should probably train. If you know what's good for you.