The pig who had a dream.

Once upon a time there was a pig name Mortan Loother.

He had a dream.

"I have a dream!" Said Mr Mortan Loother. The crowd roared in approval, but for some reason they felt that this was something that was unoriginal to PigKind.

They realised they didn't actually know what the dream was, so they proceeded to inquire about it.

What he said is,

"I intend to find out all the secrets of why we are trapped in this strange place, and why there is a room that not even the Elder Escapist could escape from and what happens in there."

There were murmurs of agreement from some people.