Mr Mortin Loother says something about politics that no one cares about and got on to the good news.
"We have managed to get squad number 12G to infiltrate the "Room of death" that no pig who is led in there by the large creatures who imprisoned us here can escape from.
What we found is strange though. There where lots of sharp objects on the walls, but there was no one there! "
Here there was some hushed muttering from the crowd.
" Further investigation will be conducted to uncover the secrets."
Just then Mortin Loother's assistant came running up and, panicked, stuttered
" Th-There has been a breach in sector HjwB-A causing multiple Hens to escape!
We are requesting reinforcements. "
So Mortin granted reinforcements.