Hollywood Babylon

Sarah, Sam and Dean are taking part in the trolley tour of the studio, passing by movie and television sets and the tour guide says on a PA " First opened in 1927, the lot has been in continuous operation for eight decades."Dean turns a kid next to him, eating ice cream and asks "Hey, you know this is where they filmed "Creepshow"?" The boy looks at him like he's a doofus and says nothing and the Tour guide says "Now, to the right, here is Stars Hollow. It's the setting for the television series, Gilmore Girls. And if we're lucky, we might even catch one of the show's stars." Sam gets uncomfortable and looks over at Dean who's got his thumbs up, Sarah is sitting beside Sam and he says to the both of them "Come on." Dean says "Let's finish the tour!" Sarah and Sam hop off the trolley and Sarah says "Dean!" Dean hops off as well, and they continue walking around the lot and Dean was getting excited and he says "Sarah, Sammy , check it out, it's Matt Damon!" Sam says "Yeah, I'm pretty sure that's not Matt Damon." Dean says "No, it is." Sarah says "Well, Matt Damon just picked up a broom and started sweeping." Dean says "Yeah, well, he's probably researching a role or something." Sarah says " Ahhh, I don't think so." Noticing a sign she says "Hey, this way, uh, I think Stage 9 is over here." Dean says "Come on,babes let's keep going this way." Sarah says "No, come on, we've gotta work." Dean sighs and she continues and says "Babes, you wanted to come to LA." Dean says "Yeah, for a vacation. I mean, swimming pools and movie stars! Not to work." Sam says "This seem like swimming pool weather to you, Dean? I mean, it's practically Canadian." Dean says "Yeah. I just figured that, you know, after everything that happened with ... Madison, y-you could use a little R-and-R, that's all." Sam says "Well, maybe I wanna work, Dean. Maybe it keeps my mind off things." Dean says "Okay, okay, all right. So, this crew guy - what did he, he died on set?" Sam says "Yeah, uh, rumors spreading like wildfire online. They're saying the set's haunted." Sarah says "Like "Poltergeist"?" Sam says " Could be a poltergeist." Dean says "No, no, no. Like, the movie "Poltergeist". Sam shrugs and Dean says "You know nothing of your cultural heritage, do you? It was rumored that the set of "Poltergeist" was cursed. That they used real human bones as, uh, as props. And, like, at least three of the actors died in it." Sam says "Well, yeah, it might be something like that." Sarah asks "All right, so this crew guy - what's his name?" Sam says "Frank Jaffey." Dean says "Frank Jaffey - he got a death certificate or a coroner's report or anything?" Sam says " Well, no. But, uh, it's LA, you know? It might not even be his real name. But the girl who found him, she said she saw something - a vanishing figure." Dean asks "What's the girl's name?" Sam says "Uh, Tara Benchley?" Dean grinning with fannish enthusiasm and he says "Whoa, whoa, whoa, Tara Benchley? From "Fear dot Com" and "Ghost Ship", Tara Benchley? Dude, why didn't you say so?" Sarah looks at Dean and says "So now, you're suddenly on board?" Dean playing it cool says "Babes,I just - I mean, I'm a fan of her work. It's very good." Dean walks away and Sarah and Sam follows.

On Stage Movie Set 9, One of the studio execs for the movie, Brad redding, is talking to McG and the producer, Jay wiley and Brad says "No, look, don't get me wrong. Everyone at the studio loves the dailies, myself included. We were just wondering if it could be ... you know, a little brighter?" Jay says "Brighter?" Brad says "Yeah, Jay. More color." Jay nods and Brad continues and says " McG, you know what I'm saying, you're the master of that stuff." McG says "Brad, this is a horror movie." Brad says "Yeah, and who says horror has to be dark, you know? It's just, it's sort of ... depressing, don't you think?" He notices Sarah, Sam and Dean and Brad says "Uh, excuse me, Green Shirt Guy?" Dean points to himself quizzically and Brad says "Yeah, you. Come here." Dean exchanges a look with Sam and Sarah; he walks over to Brad and Brad says "Can you get me a smoothie from Kraft?" Dean was confused and says "You want a what from who?" Brad scoffs and says "You are a P.A.? This is what you do?" Sarah quickly walks over to "save" Dean and says "Yeah, yeah... he uh ... One smoothie coming right up." They walk away and Sam joins them and Dean asks "What's a P.A?" Sam says "I think they're kind of like slaves." They turn around as they're walking and Sam gives Brad a reassuring thumbs-up and Brad says "They'll let anybody in this business, huh?"

Later, the cast and crew are getting ready to resume shooting Dean is walking in with a tray of smoothies, whilst the cast was sorting out the lines, Dean sets the tray of smoothies he had gotten and starts to go up the stairs to the scaffolding. Suddenly, the lights on set go down, and the actors begin their take, MCG says "Why don't we take it from, uh ... "Come on, it'll be fun." And, action!" The actors are now standing inside the abandoned house, and "WENDY", played by Tara , has a book open in front of her. Wendy says to her friends "Come on, it'll be fun." She begins reading from the book in very choppy Latin While she is doing so, Dean makes his way up the scaffolding. He takes out his EMF meter and scans the area, but nothing happens, meanwhile Tara is trying her best to read the Latin, but is barely getting through it, off to the side MCG says "Maybe we'll finish this up tomorrow." Tara breaking character says "Oh my God, I hate you so much right now. You know?" MCG says "Cut." The cast and crew all begin laughing and MCG says "Very Nice." The cast and crew all begin laughing.

A few minutes later Sarah and Sam joins Dean at the Kraft services table and Sarah says "So?" Dean says " No EMF anywhere." Sam asks "Great. So, what do you think?" Dean says "Well, I think being a P.A. sucks. But ... the food these people get, are you kidding me? I mean look at these things." He picks up a tiny sandwich and says "They're like miniature Philly cheesesteak sandwiches, They're delicious." He holds one of them to Sarah and Sam and they says "Maybe later." Dean shrugs and takes a huge bite and he asks "What'd you find out about the dead crew guy?" Sam has trouble taking his eyes off of Devouring the sandwich and Sarah says "Uh ... Frank Jaffey was just filling in for the day. Nobody here knew him or where he lived or anything." Dean says "Oh, great. So you found out about as much as I did." Sam says " No, not quite. I–" Walter approaches and says " Hey, guys and girl." Dean says "Oh, hey." Walter says "Sorry." he leans in between them to pick up a sandwich and Dean says "That's all right." He watches as Walter walk away with a sandwich and he says "They're wonderful!" Sam says "Listen, me and Sarah did dig up some stuff about Stage 9's history." Dean says "Yeah?" Sam says "Yeah, four people died messy here over the past eighty years. Two suicides and two fatal accidents." Dean asks "Any one of those could be a vengeful spirit." Sarah says " Yeah. We've just gotta narrow it down more." Dean smiles as he notices Tara walk onto set, he was fixated by her and says " I'll get right on that." Sarah wasn't impressed and before she could say anything Dean walks over to Tara , grabbing a call sheet from one of the set workers as he walks by. Nervously, he steps up to Tara and says " Are you supposed to get one of these?" She looks up at him and smiles, noticing his good looks and Dean continues and says " I–I don't really know what I'm doing." Tara asks "First Day?" Dean says "Yeah. My big break." She laughs and says " You know, I know it's ... really uncool to say this, but I–I'm a big fan. I loved you in Boogeyman." Tara says "Oh, God, what a terrible script. But thank you." Dean says "Yeah." There was a pause and he continues and says "You found him, right? The ... the dead guy?" She goes quiet and looks away " I think they're all scared I'm gonna have some kind of breakdown." Dean says "That must have been awful. What happened?" Tara says "It was horrible. There – there was all this blood coming from his eyes and from his mouth. And, uh... I saw this, um..." She stops embarrassed and Dean says "What?" Tara continues and says "I saw this shape. To tell you the truth, I–I don't know actually, what I saw. I just know I saw it." Walter approaches and handing a snapple and says " Here you go, Tara." Tara says "Thanks, Walter." He walks away and Dean says "Uh – so, this, this crew guy, Frank - did you know him?" Tara says "No, not that well." Dean says " It's funny, it's like no one around here actually knew the guy." Tara says "I've got his picture." Dean asks "You do?" Tara smiling and says "Yeah. I take Polaroids of all the crew. It's just one of those things you do to kill time on set." She flips through a binder until she finds his picture and she says "Um ... um ... right there." Dean looks at it closely and notices something and says "Son of a Bitch."

In St James residence There is a knock on the door, A man opens it to see Sarah, Sam and Dean outside and Dean asks "Gerard St. James?" The man, who looks exactly like Frank nods and says "Yes." Sarah says "You're still alive. And you're not Frank Jaffey." Gerald says "Uh, no?" Dean says "You were Desert Soldier Number Four in Metalstorm: The Destruction of Jared-Syn?" Gerald says "I was." Dean says "I knew I recognized you. I am a huge fan. Heh heh. I mean, your turn as a tractor crash victim in Critters 3—" Gerald says " Critters 3!" Dean says "Wow, Yeah." Gerald says "Well, please, come in." The three of them walk into the house, while Gerald brings them coffee. There are pictures lining the walls of Gerald , merely an actor, portraying various characters and he says "Yeah, it was the producers. They brought me up for the day to play Frank." Sarah asks "Just to fake your death?" Gerald says "Well, rumors of a haunted film set, free publicity, especially when you're making a horror movie. I mean, uh, it's already all over the Internet." Sam says "We know." Gerald says "These days, it's all about new media, building buzz. They say I'm the new "lonelygirl"." Dean asks "Who?" Sam asks "And the ghost Tara saw?" Gerald Projected on a screen of diffusion and Sarah asks "Isn't that kind of cruel? Messing with their heads like that?" Gerald says "Hey, I just play the part. I don't write the script. Speaking of, I'm playing Willy in a, in a dinner theater production of Salesman at Costa Mesa, all next month." He hands Sarah a flyer and says "You get a free pepper steak with the coupon." Dean laughs and says "Now, wait a second. If you're, if you're seen in public, won't that ruin the hoax?" Gerald scoffs and says " Oh, please." To sam "Frank and Willy? Totally different characters." Sam says "You know what? Thanks very much, Mr. St. James. It was just nagging at us, you know? But we're – we're very glad ... you know, you're alive and well." Dean says "Absolutely." Gerald shakes all three of their hands and says " Hey, I wanted to ask you... what was it like working with Richard Moll?" To a confused Sam and Sarah "Metalstorm. He was Hurok, King of the Cyclops people." Gerald says "Gentlemen's gentleman." Dean says "Yeah?" Chuckling brandishing the theatre coupon that Sarah didn't want and says "All right. Pepper steak."

Stage 9 movie set, The actors playing "MITCH" and "KENDRA" are filming in the abandoned house and Mitch says "When we read from that book, we must have brought them back. Back from Hell." While "KENDRA" delivers her line, Dave the sound guy , receives a staticky feedback through his headphones, distorting the dialogue, Mitch says "It doesn't matter. We're not going anywhere until we find Wendy and her sister. Got it? Good. Now let's get busy." MCG smiling and says " Cut! Very nice." Dave says "No good for sound. I'm getting some kind of feedback." The cast and crew sigh and the setworker says " Another costly sound delay." Yelling " All right, we're going again for sound, people!" Dave says "Thank you!" On another area of set, Brad is talking with McG and the writer, Marty and Brad says "No, no, no, no, look. It's a great scene, really, dynamite. But I've still got a few ... not ... not problems, just questions." MCG annoyed says "Like what?" Brad says "Well, for one thing," He sighs "the rules aren't really landing for me. Like, the kids do this Latin chant, and that makes the ghosts show up?" MCG says "Yeah." Brad says "See, but if the ghosts are in Hell, how do they hear the chanting? I mean, he scoffs "what do they have, super-hearing? It's a logic bump. The rules don't track." MCG says "Marty, you're the writer." Marty says "What if I throw in an explainer?" Brad says "Yeah, that'd be super. Excuse me, I've gotta check some messages." He leaves, focused on his Bluetooth and MCG suits, Brad wanders off to another area of the set, alone. While looking at his Blackberry, he notices a woman off to his side. She is grey-and-white from head to toe, as if from a black-and-white film and She is wearing dark lipstick and a robe, and has dark marks on her neck, clearly formed by ropes. She doesn't say anything, but smirks at him Brad and says "Has McG seen this? I like the whole body paint, black-and-white thing. But gee, I don't think those neck wounds are really gonna read on camera. They need to be red. You know what I'm saying? (he turns away and starts to walk away, calling to the other end of set) Hey, Jay? I need to speak to make-up right away." The woman zaps up behind him, and taps him on the shoulder. He turns back around to face her, Brad says "Yeah." The woman, still silent, takes off her robe in front of him, Brad looks her up and down, then watches as she turns and walks up the stairs to the scaffolding and Brad smirking says "Wait up!" He starts to follow her, walking toward the stairs she just ascended A few minutes later, the actors have resumed filming and Mitch says "When we read from that book, we must have brought them back. Back from Hell." Kendra says "But I don't understand. If they were in Hell, how could they hear our chanting?" Mitch says "They must have super-hearing!" Suddenly, the ceiling of the abandoned house caves in, The actors start and McG bolts to his feet, yelling in surprise. The crash was Brad's body, falls through the top of the set, hanging from a noose. The actors scream and run off set,Brad's body spins on the rope, and his Bluetooth falls to the floor as he hangs there, dead.

The Next Morning, The actors are filming once again, where they had left off the previous day. Tara's character, "Wendy" , enters the abandoned house and Mitch says "Wendy?" Wendy says " Oh, Mitch! God, you're alive!" Mitch says "You can't get rid of me that easy."MCG says " Rumble, rumble, rumble!" Wendy says "Salt. Okay, we need salt. I read in that book that it keeps ghosts away." Mitch says " Kendra, Logan, you guys check the back." Away from the scene Marty begins whispering to the producer, Jay and Marty says "Jay, the poor bastard killed himself. Like, for real. Shouldn't we shut it down or something?" Jay says "We had a moment of silence for him at breakfast. He was just a studio guy." MCG says " Shh!" Wendy says to Mitch "I love you." Mitch says " I know." He shines his flashlight directly in her face and says breaking character "Sorry." Tara also breaking character sighs and says "Can we – can we cut or something?" McG says " Um... uh, yeah, cut. Cut!"Dean wearing a headset; loudly, to the crew "That's a cut." He resumes eating his taquito MCG says to a crew member "Only I can say cut." MCG approaching Tara and asks "Hey, what's up?" Tara says " I'm sorry. I'm just a little upset." McG says "Well, with everything that's been going on around here, who can blame ya, huh?"

Tara says "I'm sorry. I'm just a little upset." McG says "Well, with everything that's been going on around here, who can blame ya, huh?" Tara says "I, I I just can't wrap my head around the dialog, you know? Salt? Doesn't that sound silly? I mean, why would a ghost be afraid of salt?" Dean smirks and McG says "Okay, um... Marty?" Marty says "Yo." McG says "What do you think?" Marty says " Not married to salt, what do you want? We still sticking with condiments?" McG says "It just sounds different, not better. What else would a ghost be scared of?" Walter standing next to Dean says " Oh, you've gotta be kidding me." Marty says to Jay "What would a ghost be scared of? Maybe, uh, maybe shotguns." McG says "Okay, that makes even less sense than salt." Walter becomes irritated and says "These people are idiots." Walter leaves in annoyance and Sarah and Sam approaches Dean and Dean says "Walter's a little testy for a P.A., huh?" Sarah asks "How's it going in here?" Dean says "It is going really good, man. Tara's really stepped up her performance. I think it's probably from all the sense memory stuff she's drawing on." Sam says "Sense memory?" Dean says "Yeah." Sam says "Dean, you, you know when I ask how it's going in here, I'm talking about the case, right? We don't really work here. You know, I thought you hated being a P.A." Dean shuffling his feet and says "I don't know. It's not so bad. I kind of feel like part of the team, you know? It's good –" Holding out his plate "Oh, taquito? They're wonderful." Sarah says "No. Umm.. Listen, Sam and I conned our way into the morgue." Dean says "And?" Sam says " News reports were right: Brad's a doornail, no question." Dean into his headset he says "Copy that." To Sam and Sarah he says "I'm sorry, what?" Sam asks ""Copy that"?" Dean says "What did you say?" Sarah says "The news reports were right. Brad's a doornail-" Dean into his headset says "They're aware." Sam says "Who's aware?" Dean to Sam and Sarah says "I'm sorry, what were you saying?" Sam says "Uh, uh ... uh. The newspaper's right: Brad's a doornail, no question about it." Dean says "I guess it's a good thing we didn't skip town." Sarah says "Yeah." Dean says "Oh, come here. I want you to hear something." Into the headset he says "Copy that. On my way." He leads Sam and Sarah over to the sound gun Dave and he says "Hey, Dave. Can you play him that thing you were playing me earlier?" Dave says "Sure." He hands a pair of headphones to Sam and Sarah and they both say "Thanks." Both Sarah and Sam listen to the audio and it says "Doesn't matter. We're not leaving til; we find Wendy and your sister. [static]" Midway through the dialogue, the sound becomes staticky and distorted both Sarah and Sam exchange a look at Dean.

Sam says "EVP." Dean says "From the night of Brad's stage dive. All of a sudden, I'm getting electromagnetic readings up the wazoo. For some reason, it's a legit haunting now." Sarah asks "Well, who's the ghost, Dean? What's it want?" Dean says "I don't know. I think we should take a look at Brad's death scene." Outside in the lot, Dean leads Sarah and Sam to one of the trailers. Once inside, DEAN pops a DVD into the television and Sam asks "Hey, where'd you get this DVD?" Dean says "They're called dailies, I got it from Cindy She's kind of got this on-and-off thing going with Drew and he dubbed me an extra copy." They watch the footage of the scene, complete with Brad's surprise entrance and Dean says "All right, here's where the guy fell through the roof." Sam says "Right." Dean says "All right, here we go." Mitch from the tape says "They must have super-hearing." Suddenly, Brad falls through the ceiling of the set, hanging by a noose and Sarah says "Hey, wait, go back, go back." Dean rewinds the tape and sarah says "Right after. Right aft- yeah right. Wait, there." Dean pauses the frame, On the screen, we see a completely different set and standing in the far corner of the set, is the ghostly white woman who led Brad to his death and Dean says "It's like "Three Men and a Baby" all over again." Sam looks at him confused and Dean continues "Selleck, Danson, and Guttenberg. And... I don't know who played the baby." Sarah asks "What's your point?" Dean says "There's a scene in the movie where people say that the, the camera caught a ghost on film. Apparently, in the background of one of the scenes, there was this boy that nobody remembers from set. Spirit photography." Sam looking at the woman says "I've seen her before."

On Stage 9 behind the movie set, Dean, headset in place, is sitting with Sarah and Sam at a table, Sam hands him a print-out of an article and says "Here. Check this out." Dean says in the headset Yeah, go for Ozzy. (...) No, I don't have a 20 on Tara, I think she's 10-100. (...) Okay, copy that." To Sam and Sarah "I'm sorry, what were you saying?" They both shake their heads exasperation and Sarah says "Elise Drummond – starlet back in the thirties. Had an affair with a studio exec. He uses her up, fires her, leaves her destitute, so Elise hangs herself from Stage 9's rafters, right into a scene they're shooting." Dean says "Just like our man, Brad. So, what, she's got it in for the studio brass?" Sam says " Possibly. I mean, it's a motive. And Brad's death matches hers exactly." Dean asks "We're digging tonight, aren't we?" Later on Stage 9 Movie set, The crew is cleaning up for the day and the set worker says "That's a wrap, people! 6:00 AM call for crew tomorrow!" Jay says "Great work, everybody! McG, you're a genius." He shakes McG hand and says "You're kicking ass and taking names." McG says "Night, Jay."

In the cemetery night time, Sarah, Sam and Dean are walking through, shovels in hand and Sam says "Which way?" Dean reading a map "Uh... over here." They walk a little further away and says "Hey." Sarah says "Yeah?" Dean gestures to a memorial for Humpty Dumpty and says "This map is totally worth the five bucks! Hey, we've gotta go check out Johnny Ramone's grave when we're done here." Sam asks "You wanna dig him up, too?" Dean says " Bite your tongue, heathen!" Passing another memorial " Oh, that's cool." Sam says "You know, Dean, what I don't get is why now? I mean, after seventy-five years, Elise Drummond suddenly goes homicidal, you know? Why this movie?" Dean says "Well, maybe she's mad they're making a scary ghost flick." Sarah says "Come on, is it really that scary?" Dean says "Here we go." They reach Elise's headstone and Sarah says "Yep. All right." Dean says "Yahtzee." They start digging.

Stage 9 Movie set, Jay is all alone on the dark set, talking on his cell phone and he says "I know. No, I friggin' hate McG's dailies. I can't control the guy. I'm telling you, next one, I'm directing myself. (...) What, you? No, Bob. You, I love. You're a genius! You're kicking ass and taking names. (...) Yeah, okay. Yeah. Talk to you later, babe. Uh-huh." He hangs up and says " What a dick." The lights suddenly go out on the set and Jay says "Oh, great. Hey, guys! Producer walking here, hello!" Back at the cemetery, The three of them have finished digging. Dean is in the grave, and opens the coffin to see Elise's corpse and they pour salt and kerosene over the bones and burn them.

While Jay tries to get around the forest scenery in the dark, he sees a man walk by and Jay says "Hey! Hey, pal! Can you, uh, show me to the exit? I can't see a damn thing here." The man, turned away from Jay doesn't move and says "Hey! Hey, putz! I'm talking to you! Somebody could get hurt here." Suddenly, the man turns around his face has been slashed, and a section of his skull has been split open. He has blood running down his mouth, Jay screams and falls to the ground and says "What the hell?" Suddenly, the fans on set turn on by themselves and the ghost flickers and vanishes. Jay tries to crawl away, but the fan drags him backwards and he gets sucked into the fan and torn apart, blood spraying everywhere.

Sarah, Sam and Dean watch as the police examine the crime scene where Jay was killed and Sarah says "Run-in with a giant fan. Same thing happened to an electrician back in '66, a guy named Billy Beard." Dean says "What the hell, dude?" Sam says "I don't know. Doesn't seem like Elise this time, either. It's not her M.O." Dean says "No, we already torched her. So, what, are we dealing with another ghost?" Sarah says "Maybe." Dean says "Yeah, but these things don't usually tag-team." On the movie set 9, outside McG is getting out of his car. He gathers the cast and crew, including Dean, Sarah and Sam and says "Everybody! Gather around, okay! I've got an announcement to make." Handing his key to his PA and says "Hold that for me, Everyone! Huddle in! In light of Jay's accident last night, and in cooperation with the authorities, we're shutting down production for a few days. I know, I know. Look, I'm not gonna lie to you. We've had a few setbacks this week. But we all know what Jay and Brad wanted more than anything. And that was to see Hell Hazers 2: The Reckoning on screens all across America! Now, we owe it to them to go on, and to pull together and make this damn movie, huh?" There is cheers and applause from the crowd and McG says "But – but but but not today. Go home. Someone will call you."

In the trailer Sarah and Sam is back inside, watching more of the dailies. "WENDY" is reading in Latin when she is interrupted by "KENDRA". Kendra says "Wendy, don't." Wendy says "What are you, afraid of ghosts? Come on, it'll be fun." Dean enters and says "Hey." Sarah says "Hey, So, you find out where the electrician's buried?" Dean says "He wasn't. Billy Beard was cremated." Sam says "Great. Now what?" Dean says "No idea. Any more ghost cameos in the dailies?" Sarah says "Not in the first six hours. You know, maybe the spirits are trying to shut down the movie 'cause they think it sucks. 'Cause, I mean, it kind of does." Wendy says "Come on, it'll be fun." She continues reading in Latin, Sam suddenly notices something and rewinds. He sits up and listens closer to the Latin and says "Listen to the invocation. Dean, Sarah that's the real deal – a necromantic summoning ritual. What the hell is that doing in a Hollywood movie?"

In the Movie Studios, Marty, the writer, is on the phone in his office and says "No, dude, we're down for a few days - force majeure. (...) Yeah. It's cool, though. Gives me time to pitch that time-travel thing. (...) Yeah. All right, well look, get back to me on this, all right? Seriously. (...) No, I'm serious. (...) Dude, are you serious? 'Cause I'm serious." He notices Sarah, Sam and Dean at the door and he says " All right. Cool." He hangs up and says "Guys, we're all shut down. What are you still doing here?" Sarah says "Yeah, um, whez, is ... sorry, man. We– we– we couldn't help ourselves. We just had to tell you that we read the script." Marty says "And?" Sam says "Yeah, It's – uh – it's awesome." Dean says "Awesome." Sarah says "Really Awesome." Marty smiling at the flattery and says "I know, it's pretty rockin', right? I'm glad you guys liked it." Sam says "Yeah, yeah, yeah, I really liked, uh, all the attention to detail." Marty says "Dude, right on, that's my thing. I mean, you know, color me guilty, but that is me. I'm, I'm, I'm a total detail buff." Sam says "No, I can tell. I mean, the way you worked in all those, all those Enochian summoning rituals and all the authentic language." Marty smile fades and he says "What, you mean that Latin crap? No, man, that's Walter. Walter Dixon, the original writer. You like that garbage?" Dean says "Wait, "Walter the P.A." Walter?" Marty says "No, he's not a P.A. He's got a clause in his contract that allows him to come on set." Sarah asks "But he wrote the invocations?" Marty says "He wrote a whack-job screenplay. There's no pace, there's no love interest, it's all wackadoo exposition. I had to cut, like, ninety percent of it to make it readable, the other ten percent to make it good." Sam, Sarah and Dean laughs.

On the stage movie set 9, The Brothers and Sarah are reading Walter's screenplay, Lord of the Dead and Walter says "Should've kept Walter's original script. It's actually pretty good." Sam says "Yeah. And it reads like a how-to manual of conjuration, like a textbook on how to summon ghosts and get them to do whatever you want." Dean says "Like kill People." Sarah says "Yep. So, let's say somewhere down the line, Walter learned some pretty black magic." Dean says "Yeah. And let's say he's pissed at these people for wrecking his movie." Sam says "Motive and means." Dean says " It's worth checking out." In the forest scenery Marty is walking among the forest scenery and spots Walter and says "So, you wanted to meet?" No response "Hey, I'm a little busy here, buddy. I'm working on a script." Walter says "Oh, yeah. You guys worked on it a lot." Marty says " It needed work. Now, why couldn't we have done this in my office?" Walter says "You know, the history, the lore in my draft was completely accurate. We could've gotten it right for the first time ever in this whorehouse of a town. But, you tore it to shreds. You replaced it with cleavage and fart jokes." Sighs " It was real." Marty says "Who gives a rat's ass about "real"? We're talking about ghosts here, Walter. There's no such thing." Walter says "That's where you're wrong, Martin." He raises his hand, holding a talisman, and begins chanting in Latin. MARTY rolls his eyes and Marty says "Okay, nutjob. End of meeting." He turns around and comes face-to-face with the same ghost that killed Jay and he screams.

The fans turn on. Marty is on the ground, being dragged by the ghost towards the fans and he screams "Oh, God, no! Please, no!" Walter says "You ruined it, Martin! Everything I worked for!"Marty says "Oh, oh, oh. Oh, God! Walter!" Walter says " Now you're gonna find out what being a ghost is really like." Marty says "Walter, please! Walter, help me! Heeeeeee–" Just as he is inches away from the fan, a shotgun goes off, blasting the ghost away. Dean and Sarah approaches weapons in hands, while SAM turns off the fan and Marty says "You are one hell of a P.A." Dean says "Yeah, I know." Walter asks "What are you doing?" Sarah says "I could ask you the same thing, Walter." Walter begins climbing up the stairs to the scaffolding and Sam says "Raising these spirits from the dead? Making them murder for you? That's playing with fire, Walter." Walter says "You don't understand." Sam says "ou know what? You're right, I don't understand." Walter says " Just... wait, look. You put your heart and soul into something, years of hard work. It's years, and then they take it! And they crap all over it! " Dean looks at Walter, who shakes his head like Walter doesn't know what he's talking about. "And then – and then they want you to smile and say, "Thank you"." Sarah says "Walter, listen. It's just a movie. That's it." Walter scoffs and says "Look... I've got nothing against you, man. You're not part of this. Just please, please, just leave. But Martin's gotta stay." Dean says "Sorry, can't do that. It's not that we like him or anything, it's ... just a matter of principle." Walter says "Then I'm sorry, too."

He raises the talisman again and Sam says "Walter. Walter, pl- Don't." Walter begins chanting The set begins to shake, and three ghosts appear, including the man who murdered Jay." Dean says "Sam! Sarah!" Dean raises his shotgun, The ghosts, all of whom are mangled in some way, begin walking closer and Dean says " Come on, come on!" Suddenly, they disappear, Then, out of nowhere, Sam and Sarah are knocked to the floor, - the ghosts are now invisible and Dean helps both of them up and says "Come on, come on! Move!" The brothers, Sarah and Marty begin running away while the lights on set begin shorting out, lots of sparks flying. The four of them run into another building and shut the door behind them, Dean reloads his gun and Dean sarcastically says "Come out to the coast! We'll get together, have a few laughs!" Then Dean turns around and realizes they the building they entered is actually just the set for the abandoned house. It's completely open on the other wall – they haven't actually reached any real shelter and Dean says "Oh Man." Marty says " I can't believe this. Ghosts are real!" Dean asks "What makes you say that?" They look around, ready to fight and Marty says "But I don't understand. How is Walter controlling them?" Sam says "Probably that talisman." Suddenly, Sam takes out his cell phone and Marty asks "What are you doing?" Sam says "I mean, if film cameras pick these suckers up, then... maybe, uh..." He uses his cell phone camera to scan the room, He suddenly sees one of the ghosts a few feet away, heading straight for Dean and he says " Dean! Right there!" Sam points and Dean shoots it, Sam continues and says "Got him." He picks up another ghost " Hey! Right there!" Dean shoots again,They then notice Walter walking around the upper level. Sam hands his phone to Sarah and he says "Here you get the idea?" Sarah says "Yeah." Sam says "All right, you hold them off. I'm going after Walter." He leaves the set and Marty says " cannot believe there's an afterlife." Dean says "Oh, there's an afterlife, all right. But mostly, it's a pain in the ass." Sarah keeps scanning the room with the phone and she says "There." Sarah and Marty ducks to their left as Dean shoots.

Walter leaves the set through the back exit and comes face-to-face with Sam and he says "It's over, Walter. Now give it to me." Walter throws the talisman on the ground, shattering it and says "There! Okay, now no one can have it." Sam says "I wouldn't have done that if I were you." Walter says "Oh yeah?" Sam says "Yeah." Walter says "And why not?" Sam says "Because you just freed them. We can't stop them now. Walter, you brought them back, forced them to murder. They're not gonna be very happy with you." Sarah, Marty and Dean joins them outside and Walter says "Yeah? So, why not?" He suddenly falls to the ground and begins screaming in pain, Blood begins to seep through his clothing. Sarah raises the cell phone and sees all of the ghosts tearing Walter apart.

A few days later on Stage 9 Movie set, The crew has resumed filming. "KENDRA" and "MITCH" are now in the abandoned house. "KENDRA" is scanning the room with her cell phone, the same kind as Sam has and Kendra says "Oh, God. Oh, God. There!" "Mitch" shoots. From the sidelines, McG is watching, ecstatic. Kendra says "But I don't understand. How can the spirits appear in the camera phone?" Mitch says "The video must pick up their frequencies in a way that our eyes can't." Kendra says "Oh, God. Oh, God. Right there!" Mitch shoots again and McG says "Cut! Oh, print that one. That's in the movie! Oh! Loved it, kids. Loved it." Marty and Sam are also watching from the sidelines and Sam says " You find out there's an afterlife, and this is what you do with it?" Marty looks up from texting, grinning and says "I needed a little jazz on the page." Dean and Sarah joins them with smirks on their faces sam didn't want to know what the two of them was up too and the three of them left the studio.