My Three Unusual Wishes

{Author's Note: Wassup Bastards, It's me ya boi. Anyways just enjoy this story where it's different from typical Naruto fan-fics.. Toodles~}

{SideNote: I might publish chapters slowly, for i have online classes. but do not worry.. I'll continue doing this cause i finally found my writing style~.. Thanks, and See ya}

{WORLD MAP: https://www.deviantart.com/fire-daimyo/art/Naruto-World-The-Complete-Map-830514934}

I'll keep posting this world map for you guys to look into, because this naruto fanfic is gonna be a mash-up of something bigger~

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At the void of nothingness....

"Look what we have here, another mortal who died. Is it from coro-.. Oh fuck me! He died from drinking too much MilkTea!!", Your typical ROB in a fan-fic said. Our MC looking at the person who said that. Annoyed at the fact his death was out of the ordinary.

"Shut Up!!!! IT AIN'T MY FAULT I GOT ADDICTED!!" He said. ROB looking at him with a blank face. "Technically, It is your fault~" He teased.. An imaginary vein appeared on our MC's forehead..

"Let's move on, PLEASE!!" he begged. "Fine Fine, You have three wishes. Your choice of world is free, and the location and time is free also. Don't feel entitled cuz every other person who died also gets three wishes. Now, do tell.." ROB stated. 'unnamed' thought for a moment. For what seemed like a few minutes, he finally decided.

"Aight, I've decided.. My world to go to is Naruto. Location, Land of Sand. Somewhere near Sunagakure preferably. The time is before the Third Shinobi War. My First wish is, I just need Jounin level Chakra, and please don't make it that i can't use it cause i don't know how to manipulate Chakra. Secondly, I wish to have knowledge on sealing techniques. Thirdly, Make my memories about my previous life intact and hidden from the world from any mind reading, or some bullcrap they do." 'Unnamed' wished. ROB looked at the boy in wonder.

"Pretty basic compared to thousands of others like you. I like it~. You're Unique. Okaaaay~ Done. Now fuck off, will ya~ " ROB told the 'Unnamed'.

"Jeez. For an almighty being such as you, you sure have bad manners." 'Unnamed' Said. ROB stared at him.

"Wow, like a mortal like you doesn't have bad manners. For that comment, Instead of transporting you to your body, I'll let you fall to the mortal realm as punishment. Have fun with your new body after your fall~" ROB said to 'Unnamed'.

After barely comprehending what he just said, the floor? below him suddenly disappeared.

"AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! FUCK YOU, RANDOM OMNI BASTARD!" 'Unnamed' shouted. ROB laughing at his misery. "down the rabbit hole he goes~ Oh well. For that curse word, You're now cursed to name yourself 'Fuck' in japanese. HEHEHHEHEHEHH~" ROB chuckled to himself.

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After falling for a considerate amount of time, He finally crashed into something at the ground.. What was it? A dead fucking body. With his soul fusing to the carcass, the once dead has become a zombie~... I'm joking.. Light has blessed the body healing all of it's previous wounds from what seemed like slashes and stabs with burns that are on a small portion of the body which seemed like electric attacks.

After healing for a while, the body has recovered. 'Unna- Ahem. Kuso (Now his name~) looked at his body for a while. Sensing barely Low-Jounin amount of chakra reserves, He sighed. 'Well, atleast it's Jounin level.' Next was thinkin about fuinjutsu knowledge. Seein that it was about intermediate levels of knowledge, tho the basics foundations were solid. Room for improvement.... 'Oh, I'm also half-Uzumaki.' Kuso thought. His parents in this world were, his father was an branch member of the Uzumaki clan (who escaped from the mass genocide in Uzushiogakure), where he got his surname, Fuinjutsu knowledge and also the hair from.. While his mother was a Civilian traveler from the land of rice.

You were wondering... How come he has jounin chakra right now. Well. Firstly, Uzumaki Clan are known for their abundant chakra. Kuso in comparison for pure-blooded Uzumaki clansmen is below-average or mediocre at best...

And another of your question, why would he go to sunagakure instead of konoha, The allies of the Uzumaki Clan? Simple, He'll die.. He's not a ninja, The body's previous owner was ambushed by bandits causing his death. Though he never expected to be an Uzumaki, the risk was even more higher when going to konoha.. And going over the fact, Danzo is there...

*Shivers* "Just the thought of danzo, Someday i'll end him, without even fighting people.." Kuso murmured..

Dusting off the dirt he got from lying on the ground like a corpse.. He walked out of a forest to what looked like an endless desert. Walking for hours, dehydrated as fu-, He finally saw some figures in the distance.. Waving like a crazy person. He shouted "HEEEEEY! OVER HERE!!!" alerting the figures rushing towards him. He also ran towards them, before suddenly a kunai went past his cheek. "Eh?" Touching his cheek, some traces of blood were on his hand. He raised his hands up, shouting.. "I'M FRIENDLY!!"..

One of the three people who rushed towards him spoke, "Who are you? State your purpose for trespassing the borders of the sand?!" Kuso quickly spoke, "I'm an orphan! I intend to transfer to the Sand Village as a resident! HONEST!" he shouted the last part when the man pointed a kunai near him.

"Where's your paperwork and credentials? You look about 15 right now which is barely an adult" He stated. Kuso was nervous. Not because they think he is lying, but because he has absolutely nothing on him. Money, Proof of Identity, Etc.

"Kind sir, I actually got robbed by bandits. I almost died, you know?! Anyways, My bag of belongings was stolen with my money and my proof of identity.." He told the sand ninja. The ninja looked at him with pity before saying. "Tough luck, buddy.. You see, We're at a conflict with Konoha right now for the rights of the bordering forest.. So suspicious people are not allowed entry.."

Kuso thought for a bit before saying, "Is it because your economy is falling? And food shortage too?" The ninja looked at him and nodded. "Yeah. Our food supply is barely hanging for our military and we're in desperate measures. Damn, Our Daimyo is shitty." He said. The other two couldn't help but agree. "Yeah, He sucks." "Agreed."

Kuso asked after they finished talking, "Could i speak with the Kazekage? I might have a solution to your problem." The ninja didn't believe him and laughed. "Sure you do buddy. After getting ransacked by bandits, you now say you have the solution to end our problems?" The other two also laughed.

Kuso persuaded. "Come on. Just give it a chance. Think about it, if you brought me and i succeeded. The kazekage would praise you for solving your problems. If i don't, you guys would lose nothing."

The leader ninja thought for a while before agreeing. He looked at one of his subordinates named, Igo. "Igo, bring this boy to the village. Tell them it's under Atsui's orders." "Hai!" Igo nodded.

"Oh, by the way. My name's Uzumaki Kuso. Uhh, it's not Fuck i swear." Kuso said sighing at his misfortune.. The Three sand ninjas laughed at him.. "PFFT, that has gotta be the most unique name I've heard so far. Alright, You two go now." We nodded

After an hour or so, I forgot how thirsty i was. So i begged Igo for some water and he gave me some. Though, I might have drank it all. Igo's mad now.

Well.. Arriving at the walls of Sunagakure, we're just walking inside the canyon. Before the sentinels approach us. "State your purpose!" One of them said. Igo walked up to them and stated. "We're bringing this boy who is requesting audience with Kazekage-sama. He says he has solution for the food shortage and also wishes to take residence within the village. Under Captain Atsui's orders."

Looking at their fellow sand ninja, before looking at the boy. "Before you proceed, I'll contact Kazekage-sama about this" Before ordering one of his subordinates to report to the kazekage..

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At the Kazekage Office..

Rasa was filing out paperwork, incredibly haggard. Looking at the amount of food in the storage, they need to find solution other than selling gold dust fast. 'Damn the Wind Daimyo.' He thought. After some time, there was a knock on the door. "Come in." Rasa answered.

"Kazekage-sama.." The ninja said. "Speak." Rasa commanded. The ninja nodded before reporting "Kazekage-sama, There seems to be a boy requesting your audience at the entrance of the village. He claims that he has a solution for the food shortage." Rasa's eyes widened slightly. 'Hoh? This is interesting' He thought "Bring him here. I'll see what he has to say."

After some time, They arrived at the Office.. Knocking. "Come In." Rasa Answered. The ninja came in, with two others. One, a red-head boy who looks 15 years old, and a fellow sand shinobi.

"Kazekage-sama." The two sand ninja kneeled and said. Kuso was watching this. Confused if he should also kneel. "Stand up." The two nodded. Rasa looking at the boy. Urging him to start speaking.

Kuso now began talking... "Greetings Kazekage-sama, I'm Uzumaki Kuso. An orphan who wishes to live here." He said to Rasa. Rasa chuckled at the name of this boy. 'Shit or Fuck huh... He's also an Uzumaki..' Rasa looked at the boy and declared, "You claim you have a solution for the food shortage? Speak quickly for i won't give you more patience."

"Hai. Before i begin, may i ask if your village has a water reservoir?" Kuso asked. "Indeed, we have three reservoirs." Rasa replied. Kuso's eyes sparkled. "If i may ask if you also have carrots, radishes, and potato seeds? and also earth release users?" Rasa frowned, not knowing what these guy is up to. "We have about 10 bags of seeds each and also there's a good amount of earth release users. Tell me boy, What are you planning?" Kuso smiling after hearing what Rasa said. "Sir would you believe me if i said if you lend me those 10 bags of seeds, the right to command the earth release users, the right to order farmers, and the right to use one reservoir that in approximately 4 months time. All these seeds will turn into crops?" Kuso declared. Rasa immediately said, "Impossible, we've been trying to farm in the sand for countless generations and its futile." Kuso smirked, "that's because sir you made a mistake in farming." Rasa frowned at this boy's cockiness. "What makes you so confident you'll succeed, brat?"

"With science sir.." Kuso said. Rasa pondered if the risk is worth it. After a long though, he decided to risk it. "I expect exactly 4 and a half months, you have grown every bit of seeds in those bags." He said to Kuso. "I won't let you down sir." Kuso smiled.

Hours go by, after getting accustomed to the home provided by the Kazekage. It's time for him to start his plan to create greeneries in what seemed impossible in this desert. Requesting the ninjas to bring the farmers and the bags of seed next to the reservoirs behind the village.

After arriving, looking at the space the clearing is a little far away from the reservoir. Looking at the earth users, Kuso asked them "Uhh, could you guys use your jutsus to create this?" drawing a wide foundation with walls on the side and borders in some areas. The ninjas look at me confused why i need this for. "Just do it please." I asked. With nothing to do, they eventually made it. Looking at the large foundation of earth, I grinned. "Next is to fill the thing up with sand." Everyone looking at me questioning my capabilities. "Just do it please for god's sake" All of them sighing. An hour later, they filled the thing up with sand. "Now Earth users could you build this next?" I gave them a drawing of a syphon in the inside of the reservoir connected to a pipe that leads to to plot of sandy soil?

Anyways, They did it. With tons of mistakes at the first try because of lack of precision, but after a dozen tries, They barely made it functional. After making it, I chipped the top of the stone pipe and put a sturdy stone plate inside it with a handle, to act as a faucet. Making some more faucet to control the flow of water, we removed the barrier that stopped the water from coming in the syphon. Everyone watching with anticipation at the end of the pipe, When suddenly.

*WhoooooSH* A splash of water finally reached the plot of sand soil. with the ridges between the plots with small holes to allow water to enter the soil. the plot is being moistured.

Looking at the farmers, eager to start. "Okay guys its time to plant the seeds." Planting the seeds and closing the pipes after there's enough water. "Okay, If the seeds start to sprout. It's a success. Let's wait a few days to see the results. Hang in there guys!" Kuso encouraged everyone.

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A week passed by..

"IT- IT SPROUTED!! ALL THE SEEDS SPROUTED!!" Some farmers shouted. Everyone ran to the plot and looked. They were all shocked. looking at the little buds shooting out of the soil as if saying 'IT IS I DIO!' (couldn't help it). They all looked happy, they could finally sustain themselves without buying from other countries..

Rasa smiled at the reports of the Earth user ninjas. 'The risk was worth it after all'..