Booming Economy and Symbiotic Snek~

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{Author's Note: did this after doing chapter 2, my typing speed increased after i found my mom's usb keyboard which removed the problem of having to press hard on g key lmaooo.. Anyways, Enjoy~~}

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Three days have passed in suna. With the third shinobi war ending with suna not involved, all interests were on suna. 'How come suna backed off after harassing konoha when they were on their food shortage?' Was all on the other shinobi villages thoughts.

Meanwhile, the two lanky heads which was the cause of all of this. Rasa and Kuso were now discussing a very important topic.

"AIR CONDITIONING WILL BRING MORE MERCHANTS!!" Kuso shouted at Rasa. Slamming the statistical chart to prove his point. Rasa annoyed shouted back, "NO, SUNAGAKURE WILL LOSE THEIR SIGNATURE FEATURE WHEN WE BRING COLD AIR IN THE LAND OF WIND.." Kuso still not giving up, "IT'S NOT LIKE WE'RE MAKING THE WHOLE SUNAGAKURE INTO THE LAND OF SNOW! Listen, All we need to do is put air conditioning in hotels to give the travelers a refreshing experience! With the travelers amused at the fact that our hotels give off a cool breeze inside when we're in the middle of the desert would have everyone flock towards us! All you have to do is safeguard the science division to avoid any reverse engineering to allow our village to have the technological advantage! You get it now?!" Kuso explained. Rasa hesitating on this idea with the fact that suna would not be the sand village he used to know if he continued..

"Best part about this, we could commercially sell this. If we make the formulas for the seal inable to be replicated. We could have this unique solely to us.. Also, if our citizens own such a thing the whole village would be grateful to you who 'okay'-ed it to me. 'Though they'll also be grateful to the mastermind. Hehe~' Get it?" Kuso tried to hook the kazekage. "Fine, I'll allow this. ONLY! if you give 30% of the income to the village." Rasa stated. "Deal!" Kuso was delighted.

"Now onto the planning, how are you gonna make this? they'll need the electricity right? but only we have the means to do so?" Rasa questioned.

"We've successfully created Pathway seals, and our new invention! The chakra battery! With the concept being that chakra is injected inside the container, with seals preventing the chakra from leaving. there's two protrusions on each side of the battery that has a valve seal on the inside and outside to allow the chakra to pass through. with our current versions, the battery could only last about a month before drained out of chakra. and with the seals having durability that lasts about half a year, they would come back to replace the seals inside the chakra battery to work again, leaving us with a stable income after the air conditioners bottom out on sales at some given time!" Kuso explained. Rasa confused at some of the points he stated then said, "Enough, Just continue your projects and earn us some income!" Kuso nodded and prepared to leave.. But not yet, as he was about to leave, he didn't forget to say. "Aight, See ya~ Rasa-dono".. "tsk.." Rasa scowled.

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Heading back to his office. Pakura, his assistant, was frantically looking for him. As she saw him, she quickly ran towards him and shouted. "PROFESSOR! BIG PROBLEM!" Kuso shocked at why she ran towards him. But before he could ask, he was quickly dragged away..

Heading inside the department building. Kuso could finally see why Pakura was panicking about..

THE FUCKING SNAKE SANNIN IS HERE!!!

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*Flashback to about 30 minutes ago*

Outside sunagakure's wall.. A figure was seen walking along the desert sand dunes of the land of wind.. Sunagakure sentinels saw the figure and threw a kunai below their feet before shouting, "HALT! THIS IS SUNAGAKURE TERRITORY! STATE YOUR PURPOSE.."

The figure snickered before saying "I'm just a traveler seeking to look at sunagakure's local specials" The sand ninja deciding if to let the person in said, "Before you enter, Allow us to check your belongings for inspection" The figure, though annoyed by these 'pests', allowed them to check.

Seeing as there's nothing suspicious in there. "Okay, you can go" Giving the go signal to other sentinels, allowed the unknown traveler to enter.

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After walking around sometime in the village, the figure found something interesting...

"A science department? in Sunagakure? interesting.." He muttered.

Entering inside the building, he saw countless people in grayish-yellow coats with clipboards. The staff inside the building noticed the man and asked what purpose was his visit was. The man smiling, answered.

"I'm Orochimaru. I wish to speak to the head of this department." The man, Orochimaru, said. As he said this all the people looked at him in shock. "EHHHHH?!" they all shouted.

Orochimaru amused at this scene, just sat down at the guest lounge they prepared in case situations like this happens.

*End of flashback*

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Back to the present...

Kuso looked at the snek in front of him. With his pale white face, and those slit eyes. *shivers* Anyways.. "So what brings you to sunagakure, Orochimaru-sama?" Kuso asked with a respectful tone. 'Don't wanna die early by this crazy motherfucker' He thought.

Orochimaru was becoming more interested in the so called head of this science department. 'He's just a kid, interesting.. Fufu~ Very interesting' Orochimaru thought. "Child, work for me" Orochimaru declared. "Huh? Excuse me?" Kuso asked, checking if what he heard was right. 'WORK FOR HIM?!? I'LL JUST BE A LAB RAT. FUCK NO' he thought. "I appreciate the offer Orochimaru-sama, but i decline" He answered.

"Who said i was offering you? No, I'm ordering you to work for me" Orochimaru said. His cold demeanor with those cold-blooded eyes. "Orochimaru-sama, as you are also a fellow scientist. Don't you think you're belittling me too much" Kuso tested his luck. Orochimaru hearing that, frowned. "Do you know what you're saying?" He coldly said.

"You should know yourself Orochimaru-sama. I'm not in the same branch of science as you. I can tell you work in the biology branch. Mine is specialised on physics, technology and a little bit of chemistry." He explained. Orochimaru couldn't help but agree with his explanation. "I don't care. I said work for me" He didn't budge. "Hold on, Orochimaru-sama. I have a counter-offer." Kuso quickly said.

"Speak." Orochimaru said, hearing his 'final' words before he takes him for himself. "Instead of working FOR you, Let's work alongside each other. Because, I focus on efficiency. And working for someone is just inefficient, especially when we both have different specialties. So, What do you say Orochimaru-sama?" Kuso explained. "Interesting, Very Very interesting. I'll compromise this time child. State your name" Orochimaru said. "Uzumaki Kuso" Kuso answered. "Uzumaki.... Truly Interesting.. Alright, In compensation to working along side you. I WANT YOUR BLOOD" Orochimaru declared yet again.

"Sure." Kuso yet again answered in a deadpan tone. Everyone even orochimaru lost their stupor and looked at him, "Eh?" They all muttered. "What? He just asked for my blood. Not like he could curse me or anything right, Orochimaru-sama?" Kuso said. "Eh? Ah? yeah.." Orochimaru lost his demeanor, embarrassing him.

"Anyways, I'll Show you to your new lab." Kuso brought Orochimaru away. Everyone looked at their Chief in a new light.. "All Hail Professor!" They all cheered.

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Arriving to Orochimaru's designated lab..

Kuso and Orochimaru entered. Seeing all necessary equipment was ready to be used, he nodded in the professionalism of this department.

"I'll begin my experiments now. Bring me my test subjects." Orochimaru said. Kuso looked at him like he was some mad scientist creating Frankenstein. "We don't do human experiments here until it's completely safe. We use chimps or apes that we captured and bred in a contained facility. Humans and primates do have similar genetic make-up so it would help as an alternative until you're sure that your experiments are completely safe for human test trials. Also the reports have to go through me as well. Use mice aswell if you're experimenting drugs or some shit. Mind my language, ANYWAYS. See ya~ Orochimaru-san" Kuso explained

Orochimaru nodded with his explanation and was gonna bid him farewell with his hospitable personality, until he heard his last remark. "HIISSSSSSS" Orochimaru hissed at him showing his long ass tongue.

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A week goes by...

Orochimaru testing out his new specimens for test subjects was appalled by the similarities humans have with mice compared to apes which he found out are good with testing the efficiency of medicine for various diseases.

Meanwhile, A certain trio developed something which would revolutionize sunagakure into a self-sustaining village.

Kuso looking at their reports, "FUCK ME! In just a week they proposed a confirmed formula to convert chakra to water with 70% conversion rate? Brilliant!" Kuso praised.

"Pakura, tell me which they specialize on." Kuso asked. Pakura stated, "Hai Sensei. Apparently, Aki focused on Physics and Chemistry part of the science branch. Nero is a technology branch with a supporting Fuinjutsu coding that you implemented. Koran is their Mathematician specialist."

"Impressive. All three having different branches yet they all complement each other" Kuso said.

Suddenly, Rasa barged into his office. "TELL ME THIS IS TRUE" He slammed the report that those three have made. "Yeah, They actually did it in a week. Took me by surprise aswell." Kuso answered.

Rasa not yet coming back to his senses fell on the floor. "Finally.." He muttered. "We're finally free from our homeland's curse.." He said. Kuso smacked Rasa's head, "Quit it will you! You're the Kazekage for damn's sake. The fuck you doing on the floor muttering like an old man. Do your job!" Kuso reprimanded. 'This motherfucker actually hit me.. Oh well nevermind' Rasa thought.

"By the way, We finally finished producing the working prototype for our air conditioner." Kuso said, showing him the big box. "This metal box can cool a room?" Rasa not believing it. "Basically theres a coil that cools the air in the room. If the coil absorbs the heat it will travel to the outside part of the box where the coils get cooled by the outside air. causing a cycle of cooling from both sides. Best part of this system is that the water from air will drip from a hole which could be gathered and be purified to be drinkable. thus, creating a system cycle" Kuso explained. "With our current technology we could only let the air conditioner run for about 2 weeks if continuously put on max output" He also added.

"Is it ready for distribution?" Rasa asked. "Yes, We've encrypted the pathway seals to prevent it from being reversed engineered." Kuso answered.

"Okay I want 300 of this within the week. I'll contact the daimyo to endorse us." Rasa stated. "Alright, I'll leave it up to you." Kuso nodded.

Rasa left in a pace. Kuso turned back to his desk.. "Sigh. I can't be lazy anymore. can I?" He lamented. 'Wait, hold on. Why was he in a pace? MASAKA?!?!?!"(could it be?)' His eyes shot toward where he placed the air conditioner.

'It's gone..' He thought. "RAAAAASSAAAAAAA!!" Kuso shouted.

Meanwhile, A jolly Kazekage could be found hugging a metal box..

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Another week passes by... Kuso already finished the batch of air-cons ready to be sold. They apparently made more than the requested amount with about 500 pcs. He severely underestimated the production department Anyways, Rasa successfully hooked the daimyo to the village. Seeing the working model stolen by Rasa, The daimyo was exhilarated. Offering to buy everything. Though as if it was planned out, Kuso came at the perfect time.

"Daimyo-sama, I believe there's a more profitable approach don't you think so?" Kuso baited the daimyo. "Speak child! What are you proposing?" Daimyo quickly wanted the air-cons all to himself. "Well, Daimyo-sama. Instead of buying all of them now. Why don't you advertise them? To allow us to profit more, while we sell you them at a discounted price.. What do you say, Daimyo-sama?" Kuso enticed the daimyo.

"Hmm, A discount huh? I accept. For now sell me 10 of these and I'll buy 200 of them in the next batch! Deal?" Daimyo stated. "Deal. Pleasure doing business with you. Daimyo-sama" Kuso said..

In just two days, All of their Air-cons were sold out. As the starting price of the Air-con is at 5,000 Ryo with the chakra batteries not included. All of the sales totaled to about 2.45 million ryo.

In the Kazekage office..

Rasa and Kuso were both snickering.. "EHHEHEHEHEHHE WE"RE RICH!" Both said simultaneously.

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Meanwhile in Konoha,

"Hokage-sama" A white-haired, middle age man walked inside the hokage's office.. Hiruzen smiled looking at his trusty subordinate.. "Sakumo.."

With Sakumo not hooked up with sunagakure front in this timeline, he was sent instead in the iwagakure front, causing a quick victory for konoha compared to its canon counterpart.

"Hokage-sama, There's countless reports about sunagakure selling a product with the daimyo as their endorser." Sakumo reported. "What's so special about this products?" Hiruzen asked. "Apparently they can cool down your room and rumors say sleeping while it's on is very refreshing." Sakumo answered..

As they were discussing another white haired man entered, though older.."Sensei, I've found out where Orochimaru went!" The white haired man said. "Oh? Tell me, Jiraiya." Jiraiya nodded.

"He's in Sunagakure!" Jiraiya said. Both Sakumo and Hiruzen Looked at him in shocked. Before thinking back to the 'air-con' they've been selling

'Could they be related?!'

On the other hand, People all over the world were shaken by this product the sand village produced. All eager to know what's happening over there..

Meanwhile, the culprit is busy eating his sandwich while building a tractor.