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I don't even know why I'm talking to myself. Maybe to calm myself? To stay sane? So that I don't pass the border of "crazy"? I don't even know anymore..

Back to business. When I walked around the building where I exploded the chinese guy's head off with the explosive arrow… I found a house nearby that had a bed, a shower, computer. and a… drug lab...regret sleeping in the factory I coulda been sleeping here yesterday

The place looked like a mess, it must've been raided by the police.

Bad for them, good for me at least.

I can sleep in a better place at least. Let me check the fridge... and it has nothing. Why am I not surprised anymore? At least there is a bed where I can sleep. *sniffs* Ugh, I smell like I went to fucking Vietnam war Jesus fucking christ I must take a shower.

-2 hours later-

Okay, I showered myself, no more smelling like I went to fucking war and bathed myself in the blood of my enemies. Okay, let me check how much stuff I've got... 22 explosive arrows... an M60 ammo belt, it has a lot of bullets on it... and a bone knife thing I got from the officer trying to kill me. That's it.

Ah, I found a TV, let's plug it in a cable and listen to the news, let's see if they talk about me.

TV News Caster: "Nihon no shimin, shimei tehai no keikaishin ga yurunde imasu… kare wa Nihon no eiyū, 30-i no `doragonfisutoēsu' o koroshimashita. Kare ni chikadzuite wa ikemasen, soshite kare wa hijō ni kikendesu, eiyū wa kare o tsukamaete, kare o seigi ni okimasu.

(Citizens of japan, a wanted vigilante is on the loose… he killed 'Dragon Fist Ace', the Chinese hero, number 30th rank. He must not be approached and he's very dangerous, the heroes will catch him and put him into justice.)"

I still didn't know what the fuck they're saying, but they had a shitty drawing of me. My nose was too big, I had a sadistic grin… is that a monocle? I mean, my friends did tell me I looked like Luke Atmey but this is taking it too far, then a big guy appeared with a big ass smile… he looked like if Captain America and superman had a child together.

Allmight: "Shimin o shinpaishinaidekudasai! Kare wa torae rare, kare ga shita koto ni taishite seigi ni chokumen surudeshou! Kare ga dono yō ni tsukamaru no ka shiritaidesu ka? Watashi ga koko ni irukaradesu!

(Do not worry citizens! He will be caught and face justice for what he has done! Want to know how he will be caught? Because I am here!)"

Then he said something in American that made me curse like an Australian or British... I don't know, the usual normal "hey cunt" or "fuck off mate".

Allmight: "So... you better surrender yourself Rambo... because true justice will prevail!"

Naoto: "If you are true justice, then I'm Joseph Stalin!"

And then it went on with me cursing at the TV for hours I was pissed this guy calls me evil stop fucking joking with me I'm trying to protect myself!

So I take a chair turned on the computer and it was Japanese so i have to reset it so it talks English

*20 hours later*

Ok so I made the language to English and the desktop had a few icons like tin .. TIN ?! DID CHROME CEASE TO FUCKING EXIST so I click ..tin and search for any streaming website and found

Herotube what an original name the page background was filled with this guy face all might

Sounds like a porno star hero name. He will beat his dick with all his might ahahaha

So I made an account but first, I made a drawing since I don't think my boy Kem is here I will make him here the drawing was of a gnome but the hat black and the beard black and glasses with a bucket of popcorn doing the o with his mouth

I smacked my lips and I made a good profile picture. What should I name my channel

I know cumstar yea I'm gonna be the next Kem

Ok time to live stream it

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Naoto: hello my name is Rambo and this is my response to allmight

I saw the chat and they were many, many people angry… and a guy laughing

Allmight_fan590: disgusting villain you should be behind Tartarus

Alien queen: inhuman monster

Bakugo: YOU JUST WAIT YOU PIECE OF SHIT I WILL GET YOU AND YOU WILL BEG FOR ALL MIGHT WHEN I BEAT YOUR ASS

Naoto: so almight_fan590 oh fuck off you greek philosopher I bet when you take a shit you say to yourself * I saw the void and the void saw me* when looking at poop ...Tartarus why Japanese people telling me to go to hades

Naoto: on to the next comment alien queen… bitch you look like Kirby sister with your profile picture and are you a Hiroshima survivor because bitch your pink and your DNA must be fucked up you must have a great chance being a hentai character

Naoto: bakugo…. Did your parents name you that because they wanted you away? And jeez you look like you have the rabies bro hey guys be careful he might bite you guys hahahahahaha what a loser.

Naoto: *cough*back to where I was saying... FUCK THIS, IM ON HEROTUBE WITH MY FUCKING HANDS UP

I'm NOT A VILLAIN. YOU FUCKING STUPID BITCH!, THIS STUPID-FUCKING-JUSTICE, ALL-FUCKING-RIGHTEOUS FUCKING NI****!,ALMIGHT, IS DOING THIS SHIT! YOU FUCKING NI****!!! I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD, I'M GONNA SHIT IN YOUR BED YOU STUPID BITCH

Yo, every body type in the chat "ALMIGHT IS A STUPID Ni****". Just type in the chat "ALLMIGHT A STUPID NI-

Oh shit I got banned for … 6 FUCKING YEARS FUCK YOU … yea I'm sleeping for today