ep 7 a mistake (fixed by editors rewrite )

*yawns* it's time for another disaster today oh jeez i wonder how my day will be more fucked than a pornstar in a bukkake video so let's get ready for dressing

-God knows how many hours later…-

...Hmm hmm... I still don't understand shit, well, let me see the memes it has at least...

The website looked like Reddit but 10x times worse the rules were. don't endorse villains.

Don't sympathize with villains, they do bad stuff. Don't defame heroes and remember plus ultra!

What the fuck is this bro and the memes were just drawings of me getting my ass kicked by allmight or me being hanged fucking japs and

I didn't like how the fridge looked empty, I had no choice but to go to a supermarket. Once I went there, It looked pretty fucking good, there were apples, bananas, and a guy with cuffs! Wait, a guy with cuffs..?

This guy looked kinda futuristic.., he looked like an Arkham knight oh shit, he's looking at me, I didn't even bring my weapons!

???: "RAMBO!"

Naoto: "Nah, Nah, I'm not Rambo I'm the superhero called… uh bandana man with the powers of bandanas ."

Retro Knight: "Don't try to fool me, Rambo. My name is Retro Knight, and I'm a hero! You dare show your face... you will face justice! You will be begging for mercy when I'm done with you!"

Naoto: "Shut the fuck up bro, I'm trying to buy food, and you pull that virgin hero bullshit on me? Fight with me, and I'll give you a war you won't believe I will fight you sideways you fucking ni-"

He quickly punched me in the face, I countered by punching him in the stomach.

And "OHH THIS DIRTY MOTHERFUCKER!", I thought.

I was hit on the balls, he took the cuffs out, trying to choke me, I thought quickly and fucking took a bottle and smashed it on his face. Must've hurt like damn hell... "YOU WANT WAR HERE'S YOUR FUCKING WAR!" I grabbed him and german suplexed his ass on the vegetable section, the people were cheering for this guy… I threw him on the tomatoes…. Who put tomatoes on the veggies section everyone knows they on * fruit section *

On a random shopping cart, nearby was a frying pan, I took and used it to smash his mask, but then he grabbed it and threw it at my head. Then he grabbe- "HOOOO SHIT, NO, NO, NO AGHHHHH MY FUCKING BACK!" he fucking threw me on the kitchen table my spine hurt like a bitch I'm kinda crying right now.

Retro Knight: "Rambo… just accept defeat, just put these cuffs on." Retro threw the cuffs at me. "I fought fair and square justice on my side Rambo."

I threw the cuffs at him. We both were on the ground, so I went on top of him and kicked him on the balls.

Naoto: "How' you like that asshole? Never fight with me again, I never accepted it and you pull this shit so fuck you and goodbye."

I tried to go back to what I was doing when I got tackled down by the annoying guy.

Retro Knight: "Are you fleeing Rambo? A cowardly villain you ar-"

There were 3 people that were watching me and a kid drinking cola so I grabbed off his hand and with the liquid inside hit this retro fucker

Finally, it's do- "Arghh... you motherfucker!"

That retro asshole bit my hand!

How can this fucker bite my hand you fucking meanie its hurts is your name perhaps fucking charlie and

I took him near a cash register and I tried to R.K.O him, but I slipped somehow and we both fell down with my back hurting even more.

Retro Knight: "That's karma Rambo, that's kar-"

Having enough did a fast punch

So I got up and got kangaroo kicked to the garbage can …. OH GREAT I SMELL LIKE SHIT NOW

I grabbed him and threw him in a sports drink fridge hard... At this point, he was knocked to sleep … I think he's not moving

Fuck… It was the hardest fight of my life… I took a bag and I "borrowed" some tomatoes and onions, a blender, some spices, and 1 pan. I told the cashier while pointing at Retro Knight he was going to pay for me, I ran away by exiting the garage.

2 hours later…

I'm at home and fucking hungry so I tried to make some food so I put them on the kitchen oven

I put the onions in the pan then the sauce after a minute I put water on it after some minute I put some spices like black pepper bit of salt and garlic made perfect tomato soup

Bone apple tea or however the French say it.