EP 8 let-s a go (fixed by editors rewrite)

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After I fought with Retro Knight, my body fucking hurts a lot, and I might need to go buy some alcohol and some bandages to cover myself since my whole body fucking hurts. I decided to open the door and go outside, and of course, I took my weapons with me.

I look outside and see… great, a fucking flying abomination with his brain open flying around a huge bird with muscles of an Olympian god, I stayed away from them and searched for a pharmacy and, luckily, it was nearby, so I went inside the shop and it was like hulk relieving stress in here. I took the bandages, alcohol, painkillers, and put them inside my bag.

"AHHHHHHHHHH!"

???: "Anata wa rokudenashi o kokuhyō shimasu, kare wa tada no kodomodeshita! (You damn bastard, he was just a kid!)"

I ran as fast as I could to the voice and saw... a kid, in full armor, lying on the ground and a guy… dressed.

He looks like... a native American? And a rejected ninja turtle character as well, this guy's face looked like only a mother could love.

The ninja turtle ripoff quickly looked at me weirdly.

And out of nowhere, the native guy ran fast while carrying the kid in full armor, a ripoff ninja turtle guy who was shocked.

???:Koko ni modotte okubyōna hīrō-tachi! Anata wa sono shōgō ni ataishinai! Modotte! ! (Get back here you cowardly heroes! You don't deserve that title! COME BACK!!)

Suddenly, he looked at me angrily like he looked he wanted to rip my heart of so did the smartest thing mind my own job and tried to go home but then this motherfucker thrown his knife to my gun and

((author: this happened https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8vgQCArK2sY))...

My gun went inside a wall and *woosh*. Like a Mario 64 painting, it was fucking gone, I never felt this much anger the only thing I could get from rob was a gun that keeps me alive on this universe and this guy just throws my gun into a wall making it disappear i was not angry

I WAS GOING APE SHIT IF I CONTINUED ID SPEAK MONKEY LANGUAGE IN A SECOND THAT HOW MUCH APE SHIT I WAS GOING

Naoto: "OH YOU FUCKING NI*** YOU STUPID TURTLE WITH DOWN SYNDROME I WILL FUCKING MOLEST YOUR STUPID ASS TO DEATH YOU STUPID BITCH I AND WILL SHOVE MY FIST UP YOUR ASS AND USE YOU AS A HAND PUPPET YOU STUPID BITCH YOU LOOKED MORE FUCKED THEN A KID DNA IN HIROSHIMA AFTER THE BOMBS DROPPED

The guy looked confused, he was like, "What is this idiot saying?" He tried to attack me with a knife to the throat, I quickly used my bone knife to stop the attack.

Our blades clashed with each other, I tried to chokehold of him. I was about to rip out his throat, but then he stabs my arm! Holding his throat, I kicked his knife away and smashed his face on a wall repeatedly

He grabbed me by the leg and used his katana by the back, and tried to cut me in half, but I caught it with the palm of my hands. I was a bit cut since this was the first time I tried it.

I was angry and I wanted this guy dead this fucker attacked me for no reason. I held his hand while he was holding the katana, and used my other hand to punch him in the kidney. I hit him about 3 times and for the final act, I headbutted him.

All of a sudden, he tried to lick the katana, this motherfucker tried to lick it and no one licks my motherfucking blood I don't want a man drinking my blood that's fucking gay as hell and I can tell you one thing I'm more straight then this guy.

Naoto: "YOU'RE NOT DRINKING MY BLOOD YOU CREEPY GAY MOTHERFUCKER "

Punched his face on the wall, the katana was knocked off his hands.

He tried to punch me using his left hand, so I used my right hand and we both hit our face. I punched his face using my right hand. It hurts... we both got knocked down but when we got up, he was holding his kidney. Wait what is he doing how's he running fast why he's running faster than Usain bo-

((author: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8vgQCArK2sY)

Back somewhere...

???:Ano yarō no ranbō… kare wa watashi no jinzō o natta… watashi wa ienikaeru to omou.("Rambo that bastard… he aimed for my kidney… I guess I will go back home."