EP 13 sand and more fucking sand ( fixed by editor)

-Somewhere…-

Yui: "I-I can't believe onii-chan is dead… Waaa... Waaa..!"

Akari: "Yui I have some good news and some bad news, the good news is that we have a way to revive Hiro, but the bad news is the same guy who attacked Hiro is searching for it too."

Yui: "W-we can revive big bro…" Her face turned angry. "I will avenge my brother with the power of friendship!!"

Sakura : "Of c-course we can, with the power of friendship, everything possible is possible!" Sakura thought to herself, "I wonder how such monsters exist…"

-Back to Naoto…-

Outside the house of Fricka, the toads see the windows go rainbow, like, red to pink to black to white and random colors with random music on the background.

(author: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d6etoQdaqnw)

And there was a guy on the floor while the rainbow was flashing... Naoto.

Ugh, I woke up with a pain in my back because I took a nap in an uncomfortable position. I turned off the video that was coming from Fricka's phone.

So I started stretching, after a while with stretching, I went outside the house, locked it, and put the key below the mat. After doing that, I found a pipe that was colored red, and covered in a bit of sand too, so I thought this was the pipe leading to the sand area.

-2 hours later…-

I'm here, there is sand and more sand, except some flying blocks and 2 hammer bros and a koopa walking around, I attempted to ask them:

Naoto: "Ay' guys, mind telling me the pipe leading to ice stag-"

Then a hammer hit me on the chest, and it hurt like a bitch in retaliation, I shot my M60 at the guys throwing hammers, Then I aimed at the red Koopa Troopa.

Red Koopa: "Yo, yo, yo, calm down! You want the directions to the ice stage? I can tell you, just lower the weapon!"

Naoto: "You better not lie or I swear I'm gonna make you into turtle soup."

The Koopa started laughing nervously.

Red Koopa: "So basically, the pipe is in-"

A shadow was hovering on the Red Koopa, and *SPLASH*! It scared the shit out of me, this big ass guy smashed the koopa with his feet! And 2 guys were behind the giants back.

???: "Hey asshole! Get down on the ground before we slice your head open! We are bounty hunters!"

Naoto: "Who ordered you to kill me?"

???: "Since you will be dead anyways, there's no point in telling you, fuck face."

???: "SO LIE DOWN FUCK FA-"

I took an arrow and shot inside the giant's ear... it was stuck, talk about rotten luck. I shot the explosive arrow with the M60 the giant's head exploded.

The other 2 were shocked.

???: "You bastard! How dar-"

I punched this guy while he was talking, the other guy got behind me to choke me, I quickly stabbed the arm that was choking me. While the guy was screaming, I shoved the knife on the left side of his neck.

The last guy looked shocked, I mean... I fucking massacred his team, so of course he's surprised, that's why I'm even asking.

???: "Wait, wait, a second man! I-I can give you the money that I was payed to-"

Naoto: "I don't want your fucking money, instead, tell me where the pipe that leads to the ice stage is."

???: "Wha..?"

Naoto: "Do you know the people who put the bounty on me?"

???: "Wha..?"

I shoved my M60 in the stupid idiot's face.

Naoto: "English motherfucker, do you speak it!?"

???: "YES!"

Naoto: "Then you know what I am saying?"

???: "YES!"

Naoto: "Then describe who put the bounty and what they look like!"

???: "Wha..?"

Naoto: "Say 'wHa..?' again. SAY 'wHA..?' again! And I dare you, I double dare you motherfucker! Say 'WhA..?' one more time!

Naoto: "...So, let me ask again, who put the bounty and how does he or she look?"

???: "Actually it was not 1 person... it was 3 people, they were all female 1 small child, a girl with a sword, and a girl with a staff."

Naoto: "Last question, do they look like a bitch?"

???: "Wha..?"

I was tired of this fucker, I shot his shoulder.

Naoto: "I SAID.

DO.

THEY.

LOOK.

LIKE.

A BITCH?!"

He cried in pain.

???: "N-no! Ugh, please spare me I beg you..!"

Naoto: "Why you lying bro? You acting like a bitch now."

???: "N-no I'm not!"

Naoto: "Yes you are, you act like a bitch. Last and final question, where is the pipe leading to the ice stage?"

???: "It's... behind those blocks…"

He pointed at some bricks that looked like a wall.

???: "So… you gonna let me live..? Please…"

Naoto: "Fine, you can live."

???: "Thank you…"

Finally, I went behind the wall and there was a blue pipe. I left the guy there, I hope the next stage is not a pain in the ass.