EP 14

Finally, after crawling through the fucking pipes, I came here. It was a pain in the back but I finally made it.

...Are you fucking kidding me...

That's where a castle with a sign saying "CINE-" with some letters missing. Must've been an abandoned one.

Then I saw people with tuxedos, so to get inside, I needed to do something.

I hid inside an alleyway and whispered nearby a guy with the tuxedo.

Naoto: *Whisper whisper*

???: "Hmm?"

And the guy looked right at me, so *BAM*! I Pulled him back after I choked him to sleep, I tried on his clothes, they were a bit big, and a hat. Pretty useful.

So I went inside putting my head down with the hat on so they do not recognize me.

Inside, it was like a theatre, but a good fucking one! But I needed a plan to get inside the projector.

...Wait, what if I dress up as a waiter…?

Naoto: "Ay, waiter? One martini please."

???: "Right away sir."

Naoto: "Oh, and, I need some help with something, can ya follow me?"

???: "Of course sir." He started following, that was easy.

We went inside the bathroom, and that's when I knocked him out.

I took his clothes and headed to the projection room. What rotten luck, I have 2 guards, I need to think of something.

Naoto: "Ello' there sirs, I'm here to get an order for Mr-…."

Guard 1: "Hmm... you look familiar."

Naoto: "I worked as a bartender once, sir."

Guard 1: "Oh, yea', I don't remember much when I drink eheh."

Guard 2: "Stop talking to the fucking waiter and do your damn job!"

Guard 1: "Yes, sir."

I went inside and closed the door, I sneaked behind the projectionist, ...y'know, the guy who puts the film in. After that, I hit him on the head with the butt of the gun.

Then I saw some tape. I got myself an idea!

-2 hours later…-

I left the room.

Guard 2: "You done yet with Mr. jackass? If so, please leave the area."

Naoto: "Of course sir, he ordered some food, and water, and didn't want to be disturbed."

The guard sneered at me.

So I went to the balcony view to watch the "modifications I did to the movie".

The movie began, it was getting fucking boring with him explaining his name, his fucking home, and how great japan is, his powers, and how cool he is. Then he showed Fricka beat up.

Movie hiro Clip: "And that's why evil loses, because they don't believe in friendship and lov-"

Then my face came, I was excited to what was about to happen next.

Movie Naoto clip: "You believe in your justice, but you forgot one thing, that I am the law!"

Okay, that sounded cringe, let me try it again.

"Your lies end here Hiro, because I got you red hande-"

Okay, that sounded more cringe than the last.

The people were confused, "What the fuck am I watching?" is what they are probably thinking.

Movie Naoto Clip: "Your fake crusade ends he-"

OH FOR FUCKS SAKE BRO, THAT'S SO MUCH CRINGE!

"This is the revenge of the je-"

I'M NOT EVEN A JEW, WHAT AM I EVEN FUCKING THINKING??? FUCK IT!

*shows phone on a timer*

I planted a fucking bomb, and everyone on this theater will go *BOOM BOOM*!

The people began panicking, I removed my waiter clothes and put my rambo clothes back on.

The 3 girls on the stage began trying to calm the people down, but it was too late, all of them ran to the door.

But one guy stood on his seat... me!

Yui: "...You!"

Naoto: "Yes, me."

Yui: "MACHINE GUN BULLETOOO!!!"

Then she summoned a gatling gun, I ran and crouched so the bullets didn't hit me.

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Jesus fucking christ. I started crawling to another room.

Yui: "Rambo, ...where are you?"

*crack*

Ratatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatata

My heart was going to explode from the amount of stress right now..!

Then I heard a body thump. It was the waiters body.

And that's when I needed to throw morality out the window, and just kill them.

Yui: "Akari-chan and Sakura-chan, please check the rooms for Rambo, and if you do... kill him."

They started spreading apart, the small child went to the starting room, The girl with the sword went to the kitchen. I followed the girl with the staff into the bathroom.

I put my hand on her mouth to stop her screaming, and started stabbing her repeatedly.

Naoto: "Shhh shhh…"

Sakura: "Hmrmhrmmm....!!!!!!!"

Naoto: "Hm, I had an idea... what to do with the corpse..."

-2 hours later…-

*crack pow*

Akari: "What was that sound...!? Rambo must be here…"

Akari noticed a shadow.

Akari: "DIE RAMBO!!"

And she stabbed Rambo in the head... or so she thought.

She notices after she stabbed "Rambo" that the figure looked familiar, when the lights turned on.

Akari: "Kyaaaa!!!!"

It was Sakura's corpse.

Akari: "I-impossible... I thought it-it was Rambo…"

Akari: "Sa-sakura-chan... stop joking... wake up…!"

And that's when I came behind her, my face was covered in dirt, and I was fucking pissed.

Akari: "Sakura-cha-"

I grabbed her head and snapped the neck in an instant, sort of like that peanut thing.

Then I started crawling back to the starting point, where the little girl started shooting her minigun.

Yui: "Sakura-chan? Akari-chan..? Where are you..?"

Yui: "..."

Yui: "SAKURA, AKARI?! WHERE ARE YOU?!?!"

No response.

Yui: "RAMBO, WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU?!"

Then she started to step back, and bumped to something.

Naoto: "RIGHT HERE!"

Yui: "KYAAAAAA!"

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