EP 15

Ep 15

It was fucking hard, but I did it, the bitches were a pain in the ass, but I did it... Let's see what I collected.

I got 1 green mushroom, and 2 red mushrooms, they look small.

I went inside the red pipe, and the sun heat was getting to me. I'm close to the blue pipe.

After I came to the pipe for the snow level, I saw a "?" block, I hit it, and what came surprised me.

A star... I might use it later, who knows? Enough about that, my friend needs the mushroom.

And-

???: "RAMBO YOU SON OF A BITCH!"

Some woman tried attacking me!

However, I dodged that attack by rolling on the side, she was cloaked, that I thought she looked like a fucking jedi, but in a shitty way.

Naoto: "Whoa, whoa, calm down, what'chu want?

???: "Hand over the mushroom, and I might let you live!"

Naoto: "Wow, that sounds like a good deal! But I think I got a better one, how 'bout I give you the finger?"

I showed my middle finger.

???: "Hmm…"

Naoto: "While sucking my soggy left nut."

???: "You disappoint me Ra-"

Naoto: "You can't scare me with the gestapo crap on-" I turned around. "...Me?"

She was not there… what the hell?

???: "OH DON'T WORRY, THE KIDS ARE WAITING FOR YOU!"

What I saw almost made me shit my pants!

???: "BECAUSE THEY WILL BE WAITING FOR YOU IN HELL WITH A BIG SMILE!!"

Bro, she looked fucking pale as fuck. Like a damn corpse, her hair was a mess, her eyes were like, staring at me creepily. With this joker fucking smile, I don't even think the joker can do that, so I let out a manly scream.

Naoto: "AHHHHHHH!"