EP 16

Naoto: "AHHHHHHH!"

Dr. Toad: "Shut up there!" Dr. Toad threw a plastic bottle at me.

The bottle hit straight to my head, a "Ting" sound came.

Naoto: "Yo' what the fuck man? You can't just throw random shit at me!"

Dr Toad: "Then stop screaming, jeez, you're acting like you saw a ghost!"

Naoto: "Because I DID saw one…"

Dr Toad: "You mean the boos? You know, they close their eyes when you look at them."

Naoto: "Nevermind, how's Fricka?

Dr Toad: "Yeah, yeah, he's doing okay. Here, take this." He threw something at me.

Naoto: "What's this?"

Dr Toad: "A cigar."

Naoto: "Quick question, how did you guys make cigars?"

I'm ninety-four fucking percent sure Nintendo didn't fucking put cigars. I'm also ninety-four percent sure either Nintendo did it, or Fricka introduced them to cigars.

Dr Toad: "Well, some travelers came from a pipe. A group of people who were dressed up weird. We did not understand them, but they were friendly. After some time, they teached us their language engli-"

Naoto: "Oh, okay. Mind telling me where this pipe is?"

Dr Toad: "Rude, but whatever." He pointed near a pipe. "It's that closed pipe with wood."

It looked fucking old, and rusted.

Naoto: "Okay, thanks doc'."

So, I went to Fricka's house to get some stuff.

I took his phone and... some clothes, which was 1 sonic costume... where the fuck are the other clothes?

So I decided to wear the sonic clothes, since I've been wearing the rambo clothes for days.

-2 hours later…-

It was hard to smash the fucking wooden barricade on top of the pipe, let's hope it's not a shitty world.

So "LET'S A GO" on another shitty adventure.