The world is made up of electrons, neutrons and protons. But they forgot morons.

Luca's POV

Why is the whole world against me? What did I do to it? Why is it punishing me like this? I should not have accepted to do this. I should run away the minute I got a chance. Why, why, why, why....

"I'm hungry." For what about the 100th time, he has said that. Can't he just shut up?

"Luke, I'm hungry."

"My name is Gianluca and they shortened it to Luca. So, don't call me Luke." I said annoyed.

"Lukey, Lukey, Lukey...." Casper kept screaming. Ugh, annoying prick. Seriously, does he even belong to our family? He is supposed to be my uncle's son and my cousin. But he is immature than anyone I have met. He is 12 year old. He needs a babysitter to watch him so he doesn't destruct the house. And has an enormous appetite for a 12 year old.

"Shut up, will you? What do you want?" He is testing my patience level.

'Oh you have a patience level, do you?' My mind sassed me. See, even my conscience is against me.

"I'm hungry. I want food, duh." He said.

I rolled my eyes, "No, you're not getting anything. You've had a lot already and it's just 10'o clock." It's impressive how he devoured 3 large pizzas all alone and still hungry.

He pouted at me. No, that doesn't work on me. No 'cute' gestures. I rolled my eyes at him again. And he glared at me. He suddenly jumped up and down happily and started playing around as he was a knight in shining armor and saving his princess. At least, he is happy.

The door opened and revealed my savior from this hell. I almost run away from the room. My uncle spoke up, "Now go to college. You have missed enough classes. I have to take care of my smaller version." He was wiping fake tears.

I rolled my eyes and said, "Never bring him here. I'm never babysitting him again."

"Yes, boss and go shoo." He said in mock serious tone.

I walk out of the house to my car. I start it and drive to my college. I have a lecture at 10'o clock. Thank god for that.



My day was the same as usual. Boring lectures, friends making fun of me, girls flirting with me and me trying to turn them down politely or snapping at them.

I was withheld during lunch by some teacher. Such an amazing life, I missed my breakfast and lunch. I was having a headache right now. I walked to my locker to take my books. I was leaning against the lockers. Can I bang my head against the lockers? I heard commotion from the cafe and laughter followed a loud noise. The doors opened to reveal a great picture. Bliss, 'the cheerleader' was screaming at her followers about some girl. She passed by without noticing me. Dio Mio, she flirts with me at every opportunity. She thinks I am her boyfriend and what not? 'I think I spoke early'.

She suddenly turned to look at me and swayed her way towards me. She had a confident look on her face. How does she do that even though she looked like Harley Quinn? She was barefoot with one broken heel in her hand and her dress was crinkled. Her hair was sticking in different direction and her eye makeup was spreading vigorously across her face. "Hey, baby."

I narrow my eyes at her, "Don't call me baby. Actually, don't even call me. What do you want?"

She battled her eyelashes at me. Seriously, why do girls do that? "You know what I want, baby."

"You don't get everything you want."

She had an irritated look on her face. "I always get what I want."

At least, she stopped calling me baby. I rolled my eyes at her. She walked away.

Great, my headache is worse than before.

People were filing in the corridor as the bell rung. I walked towards my class and people were giving me way. Just because I'm popular. Stupid stereotypes. I wasn't watching where I was watching until I crashed into someone.

The girl was on the floor and she was still overcoming the shock. She seemed new. Cazzo, I'm going to have one more fan girl. I think she is going to join Bliss's group. She had golden blonde hair, a soft heart face and aqua blue eyes. She had a good fashion sense, not a revealing dress. No cleavage. She was wearing heels even though she seemed tall. She was staring at my face like she was dazed.

I rolled my eyes and said, "Watch where you're going." It came out rather harsh.

She seemed angry. Maybe, embarrassed for staring at me. "I was watching where I was going, asshole. It was you who was daydreaming. I fell on the ground because of you and thank you for picking me up and saying sorry, idiota." And she walked away leaving me surprised.

I was dazed by her now. Did she just call me an asshole and idiota, not idiot but idiota? She spoke with an Italian accent and her voice sounded like honey to me. No, I'm joking. I looked around to see people shocked. Of course, they will be. She called me an asshole. A small smile made its way to my face. That's the breaking point, people. It's official, I'm crazy.

Laughter boomed behind me. Of course, who else would laugh at me than my best friend Alec...

"Dude, She just roasted you and she has no limits, does she?" He said with an amused look. He blonde hair was strikingly matching his green eyes. There was always a mischievous glint on his eyes.

"What do mean by that?"

"She's new and mocked Bliss in the cafe in front of the whole college. So far, She had Eng.lit and French. She is part of Carlotta's group now." He said excitedly.

'He has a huge crush on Carlotta. But does not acknowledge it. Idiota.'

'You would know when you like a girl.' My mind sassed me. Useless mind.

"Okay, loverboy. You seemed really excited when you mentioned Carlotta's name."

"No, I was not." He is blushing. Liar liar.

"Sure, and I'm an unicorn from the diamond palace in the green sky. By the way, you look like a tomato." And I walked away towards my class.

I heard him shout, "Mind your own business. Vaffanculo, Idiota."

I was laughing at him as I entered my class. I was trying to concentrate but it was not possible. A certain blonde girl kept who dared to call me an asshole kept interrupting my mind the entire day. Who is she?