What The Fuck!?

Arsh and Rena were looking for a place to stay. So, they decided to stay in an old-looking two-story building with only four rooms, all on the upper floor. The owner lived on the ground floor. It was located on the outskirts of the town away from all those strange people. However, Arsh still had to stay on his guard.

They were discussing the money matters outside the building.

"The rent is the same for every room, that is one silver coin," The owner of the building said. "Do you want two separate rooms or one single room?"

Just at the moment Arsh was about speak, Rena spoke. "Single room."

Well, he was about to say the same thing. So it's all good.

"Oh, are you guys a couple?" The owner said, moving his eyes on both on them.

"Yes," She said, smiling.

"Yes?" He said, confused, looking at her.

"Aren't we?" She said, holding his arm with both of her arms. Her breasts were touching it. And... oh boy...

Let me tell you something. No matter how many times you do it, it feels new each time.

Anyways, he again started thinking of getting laid. "Damn, those are squishy, plumpy heavenly melons. I can't wait to rub them together." He was almost going to have a nosebleed.

He looked at the building owner. He felt strange when he saw that the owner was looking at him with a weird grin. But he was thinking about getting laid, so he did not give much thought to it.

Anyways, let me describe the appearance of the owner. He was an old overweight guy. He was bald with hair only on the sides of his head. He had thick lips... Wait... Where is this going?

Arsh took the key for the room and went inside the building. The owner was just staring at his ass... Where the fuck is this going!?

They both walked into their room. Owner was standing outside with an evil smile holding a duplicate key.

Their room was very small. And they had to adjust themselves in such a packed place. And yeah, they had to pay the rent. It was one silver coin for a month, which owner told them about earlier. So, Arsh now had to find a job. Rena still had her horse, so she could continue her work but he could not accept the help from a girl. His ego was not allowing this.

They were sitting on the floor looking around the room.

Arsh looked at Rena. "Rena, where did you live before?"

She suddenly became sad. He wondered if he asked something he shouldn't.

"I had nowhere to go," She said, staring at the floor. "I slept in my cart at nights and worked at the days."

He was feeling bad for her. She had a rough life. "Don't you have someone? Like a family member or anyone?"

She nodded to say no with sad and teary eyes. He wanted to ask more but he could not. So, he decided to change the topic.

"Ah, leave this topic," He said, in a casual manner. "Should we meet our neighbors?"

"I am feeling a bit tired, so I will rest." She lied on the floor.

"Oh, then I will go." He stood up.

"Okay."

He walked outside. "Haha, rest for now, because you won't be able to sleep tonight," He smirked and closed the door. He saw the owner standing at a distance.

"How is the room?" The owner said with a weird grin.

"It's small and packed. But we can only afford this one."

"Oh, are you running short of money?"

"Yeah, I am searching for a job." He was feeling a bit embarrassed.

The owner smirked and scanned him from up to down. "I have a job for you. You can do it if you want." He was smiling weirdly.

Arsh understood what the owner wanted.

"Ah, I will look into it," He said, trying to stay safe. "But we are just staying here temporarily. We might settle in the capital."

"Oh, is that so?' Then enjoy your stay." The owner looked a bit disappointed with something.

"Yeah, thank you." The suspicious owner went away.

He then knocked on a door. A man with blinding bangs opened it. Wait... blinding bangs? What the fuck was this guy doing here!?

Arsh started sweating just after looking at him.

"Oye, oye, this is bad," He thought while sweating. "Is he that guy?"

"Yes?" The bangs guy said.

"Ah, I am your new neighbor," He said, awkwardly. "I just came to say hello."

"New neighbor?" The guy said and suddenly started smiling.

That smile was giving Arsh goosebumps."'Oye, why is he smiling like this? What is he thinking?"

"Hm, nice to meet you," The guy said with a smile.

"Yeah, me too."

"Drop by sometime. Let's have a chat."

"As I would ever do that." He was already freaking out. I wonder if he would ever knock on this door.

"Yeah," He said. "But I have to go now." He just wanted to protect his dignity.

"Okay," The guy said. Arsh went ahead to the next door. The bangs guy smirked after looking at his ass and closed the door.

He knocked on the next door. A bald muscular guy opened the door. Bald muscular guy? Wait... Is he... Is he that guy? The multiple job man?

Arsh now made his mind that he would leave this building right now. "Hello, I am your new neighbor. I just came to say hello."

The guy just scanned him from top to bottom and smiled.

"Nice meeting you." The guy held Arsh's arm tightly and started pulling him inside the room. 'Let's have a chat.'

As if he was pulling him for having a chat.

Arsh pulled himself with all his might. "Hey, what are you doing? I will drop by later. I have to go somewhere right now."

"Really?" The guy said, leaving his arm. "Will you come here later?"

"Yea... yeah, I will. Don't worry."

"Hm, okay." The guy said. Arsh moved ahead to the next door. The guy looked at his ass with a smirk, licked his lips, and closed the door.

He was in no mood to knock at the third door, but he did it. A huge, old fat guy opened the door. He had pimples all over his face. Wait... ugly bastard? Arsh was surely in trouble now. He was just frozen there.

"Yes?"

Arsh did not say anything and ran straight to his room. The guy got confused and decided to drop at his room later. Of course, to say hello.

In the evening, Arsh and Rena were moving on their horse.

"Why did we check out from that room? It was such a nice place," Rena said.

"Like hell it was." He was still freaking out. "Ah, let's just find a new place," He said. "I don't like living in isolated places."

He could not tell her about the monsters he met there.