Brendanjoke

It was just like any other day, or so I thought at least. The birds were chirping up on trees, clouds were rolling by the bright blue sky and Elves were dumpster diving in the alleyway.

Okay, one of those three didn't sound right...

I had a boring life once. Recently though, it has become less boring... to put it one way.

Finding a random Elf in the dumpster? Heh, must be a Monday.

A normal person would have walked by. A normal person would have ignored it.

I must be a pretty weird guy, then.

Now I have this Elf swearing her allegiance to me. What's next, vampires?

Better not jinx it.

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My Servant Is An Elf Knight From Another World

Susan Hodgers. Terrence Roger. Liam C. Anderson. Kelvin Clein. Pretty sure that one was a fake name, but okay. Ben Nelson. Elizabeth Steward.

I had names, faces, degrees, accolades, phone numbers, and addresses - but still no Jay. Over time, Howard and I gradually leveled the colossal mountain of files into a more surmountable molehill.

Won't be long now till we were reaching for air. There was so little left to look through that I was starting to get a bit worried. After all, I've still had yet to feel any tingle, any off-feeling sensation as Irene had claimed.

Thought about voicing my concerns out loud to her, but ultimately decided against it. Too early to be crying wolf when I hadn't even finished rummaging through the rest of the catalog.

Another Solution, Part 2