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It was just like any other day, or so I thought at least. The birds were chirping up on trees, clouds were rolling by the bright blue sky and Elves were dumpster diving in the alleyway.

Okay, one of those three didn't sound right...

I had a boring life once. Recently though, it has become less boring... to put it one way.

Finding a random Elf in the dumpster? Heh, must be a Monday.

A normal person would have walked by. A normal person would have ignored it.

I must be a pretty weird guy, then.

Now I have this Elf swearing her allegiance to me. What's next, vampires?

Better not jinx it.

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My Servant Is An Elf Knight From Another World

A tall glass of properly made chocolate milk coming right up. Adalia's eyes were as wide and bright as white saucers when she saw me on the approach - a little reluctant still, twice already she reached out only pull her hands back at the last second.

That just won't do. Ain't gonna give this up so easy.

"Alright, if you don't take it, it's all for me," I warned her, already raising the rims to my lips before her very eyes."I'll be going once, twice, and - !"

I lowered the glass, looking back to find wanting hands fully outstretched and waiting.

Now that's more like it. That wasn't so hard now, was it?,

And so little miss Matriarch was finally able to quench her thirst, thus ending our brief tale of a vampire and her search for chocolate milk on a relatively sweet and chocolatey note.

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